A slightly more realistic look on how things should have gone for our lovable hero Tsukune.

PART 2!

A/N: This bastard had the nerve…no, the audacity to royally FUCK us in our SENSITIVE REGIONS!

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As Ikeda walked into his art studio, he gently locked the door behind him.

Everything had gone to hell.

His home: trashed. His family: cast him out. His fortune: mysteriously disappeared.

"I hope to god whoever left me a broke man dies a most painful death…" He muttered to himself.

See, the sad part about all of this was that- the burden fell on him.

It was HIS fault he desecrated the name of Aono Tsukune and all of his loveable huggable friends.

…It was also his fault that just about every main character from the story was behind him.

"…Behind you."

Ikeda whipped his head around in shock, surprised that anyone could've gotten past his elite army of bullshit.

Remember every character that appeared last chapter? Yeah, they were right in front of him cracking their knuckles.

A foul odor began to drift into the room.

Ikeda just shat his britches.

Tsukune yelled, "FORM THE YOUKAI BOMB! EVERYONE, LEND ME YOUR POWEEEEEERRRRRRR!"

Everyone in the universe raised their hands into the air, fueling the bomb with their raw hatred towards Ikeda.

The studio disintegrated, leaving Tsukune holding up a massive ball (as big as the earth goddamn) of red, glowing energy.

Moka slowly walked forward, strutting like she actually has a clue to how attractive she is. She stopped next to Tsukune as they both formed their onyx-black armor.

She gave him a kiss, full of tongue, full of passion, and full of GODDAMN JUST FUCK ALREADY.

Tsukune broke away for a brief instant, which was the last moment of Ikeda's pitiful existence.

"Ikeda…" He paused. "I'ma give ya no other chances homie G."

Just as the universe was ripped asunder from the bomb, the bus driver popped up.

"Damn straight son, let's just hope you have a season 3 shoved somewhere up your ass diggy dog."

Then everything stopped…for now.

DUN DUN DUN

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A/N: Ikeda…we had so much faith in you senpai. We gave you our hopes, our dreams, and our love. And you cast it all aside.

We will find it in our hearts to forgive you; but only if you give us what we want.

WE WANT ROSARIO + VAMPIRE SEASON 3.

TAKE UP ARMS MY FELLOW READERS, AND RING THE BELL OF GLORY!