Monkey: SUMIMASEN, MINA-SAMA!

Nami: You're too damn loud!

Lucy: Shut up!

Monkey: *in emo corner* Lucy-chan and Nami-chan are mad at me.

N&L: Baka.

Natsu: Alright! I finally get to do something!

Gajeel: Gihi! More like I get to wreck stuff.

Sanji: Shut up! *goes to girls with hearts for eyes* Nami-swa~n! Lucy-chwa~n.

Zoro: Can we just start this stupid chapter!?

Monkey: This stupidity was brought to you by the mages of Fairy Tail and the crew members of the Straw Hat pirates. Now please enjoy this commercial break. *bow*

Everyone: HELL NO! *starts to chase author*

Wendy: *sweat-drop* Monkey-san doesn't own Fairy Tail.

Chopper: Or One Piece.

Monkey: HELP ME!

Chapter 3: More come through

Everyone from the Foxy Porates were in shock to see a little girl do something like that to such a string member from their crew. All the while the Luffy, Natsu, Happy, Sting and Lector were going crazy with the cheering. But first let's see what's happening on the water.

"Hurry, Kapouti! Use it again!" Porch yelled as the Fishman got ready to attack again.

'Not this time.' Robin thought as she crossed her arms. "Ocho Fleur!" Two arms sprouted out of his shoulders, two on his armpits, two on his hips and two on his butt cheeks.

"What is this!?" He questioned as he stared to lean back.

"Flip!" The next thing they knew, Kapouti was flipped back and ended up head butting Mounda.

"Good job, Robin! Now we're even further in the lead!" Nami said.

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"Oh yeah! They're in the lead!" Natsu yelled.

"Aye!"

"Awesome! Kick their ass!" Luffy yelled. Neither of them noticed Foxy and Hambog walked away.

"Hm. Hey, Pantherlily." Rogue said, getting the exceeds attention.

"Yes?"

"Can you follow those two?" He said, gesturing to the two that were leaving. "I don't trust them."

"Sure." He sprouted his wings and started following them.

"Those newbies are getting better at this." Foxy said as he watched the Barrel Dragon leave his team behind. "Come on, Hambog. Let's show off our talents!"

"Yes, Boss!" The giant gorilla said.

"THE RACE JUST STARTED, AND IT'S ALREADY A MESS INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE COURT!" The announcer yelled into his snail. "BUT THAT IS WHAT THE DONUT RACE IS ALL ABOUT! IN THE LEAD IS THE BARREL DRAGON AND THE CUTIE WAGON IS RIGHT BEHIND IT! THE GAME HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN!"

"Look! It's a breeze dial!" Usopp exclaimed as he yelled the shell out.

"Good idea! Use it, quick!" Nami said back.

"What's a breeze dial?" Wendy asked, looking at Robin.

"It's a shell that has wind inside of it and can blow it out." The archeologist explained.

"So...like Wind magic?" Wendy said. Robin just nodded her head, thinking it's the same thing. Usopp put the shell in the water and it release some air...only to get them hardly anywhere. "Kind of slow, isn't it?"

"Get back to rowing, idiot!" Nami yelled as Usopp yelled back at her.

'She reminds me of Lucy-san.' Wendy thought with a smile. That's when they saw the Cutie Wagon go past them.

"Hey, Wendy! Can you do that breath thing again, but do it from the back?" Usopp asked.

"Um...Okay." She sucked in another breath, but tried to put more power into it. "Tenryū no Hōkō!" She released the breath and they sped past the Cutie Wagon so fast that it made some waves, knocking Kapouti out of the boat and in to the water.

"That was amazing. We passed right passed them!" Robin said.

"Hehe. Thank you." The small slayer said bashfully.

"All that power from just one attack!" Usopp said in amazement. "This is great! Even if it only lasts a short time. The speed boost is great!"

"Ah! Get back to rowing! They're catching up!" Nami yelled as they all grabbed paddles.

"Mounda, charge!" Porch yelled as the shark sped off to catch up. "I don't know how you did that, but we will never lose!"

"They passed up! Now we have to catch up again!" Nami yelled.

"THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! THE UNDEFEATED CUTIE WAGON ACTUALLY LOST HER LEAD TWICE!" The announcer yelled.

"IT SEEMS THAT THE BARREL DRAGON HAS A SECRET WEAPON TO BOOST IT SPEED!" He yelled through the snail as everyone else heard it. "THE RACE KS GETTING MORE AND MORE INTERESTING! GO PORCH!"

"Yeah! Go guys! Go Wendy!" Natsu yelled.

"Aye! Win!" Happy yelled.

"How is this possible...?" The Foxy Pirates thought.

"Like I said, don't underestimate us." Carla said with a smug look.

"For thinks so too." The frog-costume wearing cat said.

'I'm still wondering what that guy and the gorilla are planning.' Rouge thought as he listened with the others.

"Hahaha! So what if you went passed us for a short moment. It won't happen again!" Kapouti said as he turned around. That's when he saw a line of hands connecting from the Barrel Dragon to the cutie wagon. "What the...!"

"How's that?" Robin asked.

"Great, Robin! That will simplify things!" Nami said. The Fishman got mad and tried to cut the hands, but Robin just retracted them, making him fall in the ocean.

"Wendy." Usopp said.

"She'll tire herself out if she keeps using that." Robin said.

"It's fine. I can use it a lot more times." She said as she headed for the back. That's when they all saw something they didn't expect.

"THE MOAT DIFFICULT CHALLANGES OF THE COURT ARE JUST AHEAD!" They saw that it was a bunch of large coral with small whirlpools around each of the bases. "THE FIRST IS THE 'LONG CORAL' AREA! THEN IT IS THE TERRIFYING 'LONG WHIRLPOOL,' FOLLOWED BY THE 'LONG GAP'! HOW WILL THESE TEAMS CONQUER THE CHALLENGES!?" That's when they saw something on land. "AH!? THAT IS...THERE IS SO EONE ON THE ISLAND!"

"BOSS!?"

"RIDING THE AMAZING RUNNER, HAMBOG, IT'S...THE GENIUS OF TRICKERY, THE NATURAL ENEMY OF RULES, IT'S OUR INFAMOUS BOSS! FOXY THE SILVER FOX!"

"It's been two hours and there's no sign of them anywhere." Levy said as she and Lucy sat at one of the tables.

"It's okay. We'll find out what happened to them. You never know. Maybe they're off having fun somewhere." Lucy said, trying to cheer up her friend. That's when the guild doors opened and everyone saw that it was a familiar celestial mage. "Yukino?"

"Lucy-sama!" She said as she ran up to the table. "Something strange has happened. Sting-sama, Rouge-sama, Lector-sama and Frosch-sama just disappeared with a poof and haven't returned for two hours." The white haired girl said in a small panic. "I came here to see if anything has happened to Natsu-sama and the others,."

"Okay, just calm down." Lucy said as she tried to calm her friend.

"Oi, mina! I found someone who looks suspicious here!" Cana said as he dragged some cloaked person into the guild hall.

"Who are you?" Erza demanded.

"It looks like you're missing three dragon slayers." The cloaked person said. The person then had a sword to his neck and could feel a dark aura the guild.

"Talk. Now. Who are you and what do you know?" The S-class mage said.

"Now why would I do that?" That's when he saw Lucy, Levy, Yukino and Romeo among the crowd. "Well it looks like I've found them." He mumbled.

"What was that?" Before Erza could get an answer, the cloaked person mumbled some more stuff and the four started to glow. "What are you doing!?" It was too late because the four of them were gone with a poof.

"Have fun."

"IN THE SECOND ROUND, THE GROGGY RING, EACH TE-WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!?" The announce yelled.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Oi, that sounds like...!" They all looked up and saw four figures falling from the sky. "It's Lucy!" Natsu yelled as he saw the blond.

"And Yukino!" Sting yelled.

"Levy and Romeo are with them!" Happy said.

"Oi...Don't they look like they're coming in a little too fast...?" Gajeel said as they all looked closer and saw the four of them falling fast. Lucy and Yukino we hugging each other and yelling as Romeo had his head on Levy's chest as she screamed, he couldn't really breath.

"We need to catch them!" Lily said as he, Carla and Happy flew up. They were getting closer and when they got to the group...they missed and the four were still falling. "...Well we just have to rely on the others."

"I've gotcha!" Natsu and Stong yelled as they stuck their arms in the air. The girls, and Romeo, came slamming down onto the land.

"Ow." Lucy said as she rubbed her head. "That hurt." She heard a muffled voice and looked under herself to see Natsu. "Kya! Sorry, Natsu!" She said as she jumped off.

"It's fine. I've been through worse." He said with a grin as he got up. "How are the others?" They looked around and saw Yukino helping Sting up and both Levy and Romeo getting off of Gajeel. "How the heck are you guys here?"

"I don't know. After you guys disappeared we were looking all over for you guys when Yukino ran in saying that Sting, Rouge and their exceeds disappeared too. That's when Cana found some person with a cloak and the next we know we are falling from the sky." The blond explained. She then noticed that there were a lot of other people there. She quickly hid behind Natsu. "Who are they!?"

"Oh. Guys, these are our friends." Natsu said. "This is Lucy, Levy, Romeo and Yukino." Natsu said.

"Hi." Lucy said.

"Hello." Yukino and Levy said with a small bow.

"Hey." Romeo said. The others just introduced themselves and told them the situation.

"I see. So whenever one crew loses then they get to pick a member from the other crew and take them." Levy said, summarizing it. Romeo was busy comforting Wendy on the loss.

"That's right."

"I have a question." They all turned their attention to the shadow slayer. "Why didn't you use Libra, Pisces or any of your spirits?" He asked, looking from Yukino to Lucy.

"Well sorry that we were too busy screaming and trying to find out what the hell happened to get our keys." Lucy said with an irritated look. She then sighed and turned back to Natsu. "So I'm guessing you guys are also in this thing?"

"Yup! Me and Gajeel are in the next one!" Natsu said happily.

"Can we get on with this now?" Foxy said with annoyance in his voice.

"Shut up, split head. I was talking to, my friend." Natsu said, making the man go into depression.

"WELL THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESEENT, SO LET'S GET STARTED WITH THE SECOND MATCH!" The announcer yelled.

"YEAH!"

End Chapter

Monkey: I FINALLY UPDATED! I'm sorry that it was short. I was going to make it longer, but I just wanted to give you guys an update, sorry. *bows*

Natsu: I didn't get to do anything!

Monkey: You're welcome.

Natsu: Hey!

Monkey: Shut up. You get to do stuff in the next chapter. Happy?

Natsu: Well yeah, but...

Lucy: Lucy Kick! *kicks Natsu in head*

Natsu: What was that for!?

Lucy: I was bored.

Monkey: I just love the woman of both animes...most of them...the ones that can kick ass and aren't asses themselves.