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CHAPTER 2: YUKI'S TIME

"Wow, she looks really pretty in that picture!"

"Yeah, there was so much going on when she first came in that I didn't notice!" The girls clamored around in a group.

"Hm? What are you guys doing?" Nagisa asked. Kayano answered.

"We're talking about Yuki-chan. Look, she's the topic of this magazine!" She handed him said item. Nagisa flipped through it.

"Huh, she's pretty cute."

"WAH!" Nagisa yelled as Karma looked over his shoulder. Karma didn't pay any heed to the scream and flipped to the next page. His eyes widened for a second before he grinned. "So she does these kinds of things too." Nagisa blushed.

"What?" Isogai questioned. Karma's response caught all of the guys' attention.

"A swimsuit photo shoot." In a flash, all the males had gathered around the two boys to get a glimpse of the pictures. Okajima grabbed it and drooled. As the class was in chaos, the door slid open.

"Hello~, class. Oh, is Yuki-san not here yet?" Korosensei said as he took a look around the class.

"No, but sensei, take a look at this!" The boy handed him the magazine. Korosensei flipped through it and his face slowly turned into a dark pink, his smile growing bigger.

"U-um, sensei? That face…"

"What's going on?" The class turned to see Yuki strolling in. Their eyes immediately zeroed on her chest. "Uhh, hello?" Karma walked up to her with a smile. She raised an eyebrow in confusion. He bent down so his face was at eye-level with her chest.

"Wow, I didn't notice when you first came, but they're pretty big. C, no maybe D-cup." The class gaped at Karma's bold actions. Yuki was confused for a second before her face slowly turned red in realization and she leaped back.

"Y-you pervert!"

"What? The entire class was thinking it. Right, Korosensei?" The teacher flinched. Yuki approached him and took the magazine in his ha-… tentacles.

"I can't believe you, Sensei… To be looking at something like this…"

"No!" Korosensei exclaimed. "It's a misunderstanding!"

"So… you didn't look at the swimsuit photos?"

"W-well, I-" His face turned pink.

"You did!" she accused, but inwardly, she smirked. 'So his weakness: big breasts. Looks like I'm ready for my assassination.'

"Sensei, can you help me with problem 5?" Yuki asked.

"Of course!" She went up to his desk and stood next to him. "Oh, well, for this yo-?!" He froze. Yuki was leaning down, her breasts rubbing against his tentacles. Karma looked up from his paper, grinning at the flustered teacher.

"How do I do it?"

"U-uhm…" In his flustered state, he didn't notice the slowly raising of Yuki's right arm. Yuki then threw her arm down, successfully cutting off two tentacles that were holding her paper with her knife.

"NYUYAAA!" Korosensei exclaimed. He jumped back from his seat. Yuki had taken out a hand gun and aimed it at him. She quickly shot as many bullets as she could with pinpoint accuracy. The class broke out into a frenzy. Korosensei had to bend, flip, and jump to dodge all her incoming bullets. 'This speed,' he thought, 'she's only using a hand gun yet it's difficult to dodge every one of these bullets. Her aim is also impeccable!'

Yuki was about to pull back the trigger once again when she felt something wrap around her wrist. She gasped as her arm was pulled back and a tentacle grabbed the gun out of her hand. By the time her hand was released, the chaos had stopped. She sweat dropped at the sparkly, pink nail polish painted on her nails.

"Well, Yuki-san, that was certainly impressive." Yuki whipped her head around to see Korosensei smiling widely at her.

"Tch, you dodged every one of those damn bullets. How annoying." A smirk broke out on the girl's face. "But I guess it's more interesting this way. I was getting tired of this good girl act." The class looked confused. "What? You thought that I was seriously that good of a person? Wow," she laughed, "I'm a better actor than I thought." Karma got up from his seat with a smile.

"It's about time. I was getting sick of your sweetheart act."

"I'm glad you agree. Oh, and I must thank you. Your cheap tricks you showed me when I first came in gave me a lot of guidance on how to take care of this octopus." She turned to said octopus. "Well, I'm finished with my worksheet, so I'm gonna go home now. See-ya!"

"Wait! What about number 5?!" Korosensei exclaimed.

"X=38.9!" she called back before exiting the class.

"…So this whole time… she was deceiving us?" Korosensei laughed.

"Yuki-san did what she had to in order to assassinate me. She hid her true personality to get others to put their guards down. Even I have to say, I was swindled."

"Hey, doesn't she remind you of someone?" Sugino asked. Everyone nodded. Then they immediately whipped their heads to look at Karma.

"What?" he asked. The students whispered.

"She's like a female Karma!"

"Oh my god, it's scary enough to have one!"

"At least she's sexy!"

"Shut up, Okajima!"

"Hey, she's not that similar to me!" Karma protested.

"Same smirk, same cheap tricks, and same sick humor. I don't know about you guys, but I think that she's pretty damn similar!"

"Now, now kids. Settle down. Maybe that's why that Karma-kun was the only one who noticed Yuki-san's true personality," Korosensei suggested. "Because the two are so similar to each other, they are able to understand how the other works."

"Well, if she's like Karma, I'm sure it she can't be that bad," Nagisa said. The class could only hope.

"Wouldn't that place the students in danger?" Karasuma asked the other man on the phone.

"What's more important? The safety of the students or the safety of this Earth?" Karasuma could not respond. "This is the government's decision. From the start, we did not believe that those amateur children would be able to kill him."

"Well, then what sort of person are they?"

"A masterfully skilled one. She has completed 11 jobs all over the world. We are sending in… a genuine pro assassin."

NEXT DAY

All the students were having some trouble getting used to the 'new Yuki' as they have dubbed it. She sat in her seat at the back of the class, regarding everything with disinterest. She was very different from the happy, smiles and sunshine Yuki that they have gotten to know and saw on TV. Well, almost all the students were having trouble.

"Aw, is little Yuki upset?"

"Shut up, Karma!"

It seems that Karma had no trouble adapting to Yuki's 108 degree personality flip. In fact, he was actually ecstatic. Seeing that Yuki didn't react to his provoking during her "nice-girl" act, he was seemingly overjoyed to see that Yuki was actually fuming under her fake smile. Apparently, her pent up anger towards Karma had built so much that as soon as she had thrown away her nice façade, she immediately clashed with him.

"But you're so cute when you're mad!"

"Akabane Karma, I will erase you from the face of this Earth!"

"I'd like to see you try~!" The class watched this scene unfold anxiously. If this is how they were the first day after Yuki's personality change, how were they going to deal with it for the rest of the year?

"Good morning, class!"

"Good morning, Korosense-?" The students stopped in the middle of their sentence at the sight of a pretty woman hanging off their teacher's arm. The woman was also very… curvy, as they say. Karasuma stepped into the class soon after.

"My name is Irina Jelavic! Nice to meet you all!" the woman greeted.

"This school's intention is to fully immerse the students in a foreign language. I assume that there's no problem with her taking over half the English class?" Karasuma clarified.

"It can't be helped," Korosensei replied.

"A pretty amazing teacher has showed up and she's really friendly towards Korosensei," Kayano said.

"Yeah, but this might become an assassination hint," Nagisa pointed out. "The octopus-styled Korosensei is at a loss, despite being fawned over by a human woman. For him, who always expresses emotions with facial colors, what would the color for bewilderment be?" They watched as the teacher stared down at Irina's chest before blushing.

'That's just your run-on-the-mill love sickness, isn't it?!' the class thought in unison.

"What a straightforward expression."

"Yeah, it's the same with a human…"

"Ah, you're more wonderful every time I look at you. You're righteous seeming round eyes. Your indistinct joints. I seem to have been captivated by you."

"My, how embarrassing."

'Don't be fooled, Korosensei! You definitely don't fit that woman's tastes!' they thought again.

'We aren't nearly that thickheaded. There is a good possibility that the teacher who had come this time to this class… is not an ordinary person.'

"Korosensei!" Irina called when the class was outside. "I heard that you're really fast! Is that true?"

"Oh, I'm not really that fast."

"I have a favor. Just once, I've wanted to try drinking genuine Vietnamese coffee, so do you think you can get some for me while I'm teaching?"

"Of course!" he answered and was gone in a flash.

"Um, Irina-sensei? Class is starting soon, so should we go back to the classroom?" Isogai asked.

"Huh, oh right," she answered uncaringly, "just do as you see it." She lit a cigarette. "And could you stop being so familiar and calling me by my first name? I have no intention of playing teacher unless that octopus is here. Address me as 'Jelavic-oneesama.'"

"So, what now, Bitch-neesan?" Karma questioned.

"Don't shorten it!"

"You're a professional killer, right? Do you really think you could kill him when the class' combined effort wasn't able to?" She smirked.

"There's a different way that kids and adults handle things. You're Nagisa Shiota, right?" Before he could answer, Irina had grabbed the boy and planted her lips onto his. After a few seconds, Nagisa was long gone. "Come to the faculty room later. I want to hear the information you've gathered on that octopus. Well, I have plenty of ways on making you talk. As for the rest of you, if you have any useful info, come speak to me! I'll even lend the girls some man power," she said as three men stepped out. "A professional's job lies in having skill and personal connections. You brats should just sit quietly on the sidelines."

"Wow, and I thought I could be a bitch." Irina narrowed her eyes at the voice.

"What was that?" Yuki grinned widely at her, a mischievous glint in her eyes.

"I mean, that when Karma calls you the bitch, you're a hopeless case." Karma snickered at Yuki's pun.

"Tch, brats…" Irina looked at Karma and Yuki. "You two are too similar for your own good." They smiled.

"We've been told," they said in unison.

'At that moment, we all thought…

We hate this woman!'

"What an annoying bitch," Yuki cursed and smirked at Karma. "Nice nickname by the way. Really fits her." Karma gave her an identical smirk.

"Thanks. Looks like we'll have to make sure she sees hell during her stay."

"I second that." The class slowly backed away at the ominous aura that the two gave out.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, how was it? If you liked it, FOLLOW, FAVORITE, and REVIEW! I love writing about Karma! He's such a cool character!