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Cas smiled fondly and shook his head before pinching the bridge of his nose between his pointer finger and thumb.
Lucifer looked over at them from across the room when he heard Gabriel's words and groaned loudly.
"Who the fuck is Meg?" Dean asked sitting back onto his stool but kept hold of Cas' hands.
"Meg Masters is the only mutual friend that Balthazar and I ever had." Castiel told him.
"And she's like worse than the spawn of Satan. She's like the spawn of Satan's spawn." Gabe said clearly annoyed.
"You really could use a different analogy." Lucifer said glaring at Gabriel as he walked over to them.
Dean snorted at Lucifer's comment and then turned to Cas, "And this is bad why?"
"It's not bad it's just not good either." Cas explained, "Meg is...eccentric, and well,..."
"She's a sociopath with a dark sense of humor and a huge ass crush on your boyfriend." Gabriel said bluntly.
"Nothing's ever happened." Cas said rolling his eyes, "I'm gay, not only do I love hot men, but I love this extremely hot man." Cas added pointing at Dean.
Dean grinned with raised eyebrows, "Cas, I'm not worried about her."
"That's what he says now," Ellen said turning towards them and Bobby and Jo and Sam and Benny all nodded.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Dean asked looking thoroughly offended.
"Dean come on," Sam said rolling his eyes, "You have the worst case of the green monster ever."
"I do not."
"Yes you do," Jo added, "You get like super jealous."
Cas raised his eyebrows at Dean.
"Whatever." Dean grumbled.
"Anyways," Lucifer said returning to the Meg conversation, "Meg loves to start trouble, she flirts with anyone in a ten mile radius, and she loves making people uncomfortable."
"Well that's awesome." Dean said sarcastically.
"I'm not worried about it." Jo said with a shrug, "The only person who should be worried about it is Dean, honestly."
"And why do you say that? Man everyone is just throwing shit at me today huh." Dean grumbled.
"Dean, you know you get jealous," Sam said throwing him a bitch face, "And Jo's just talking about how you have the patience of a four year old."
"That is something I did know about." Cas said agreeing. Dean looked at him like he'd betrayed him as badly as Anikin did to Obi-Wan Kenobi.
"The point is," Gabe continued, "Just, watch out when she's around. You think I'm tricky? I'm actually the archangel Gabriel when it comes to her."
-x-
Dean and Sam were in sitting in the Novack's living room which was actually their's and Bobby's living room with Cas and Gabriel when Balthazar walked in.
Balthazar and Lucifer had an apartment that wasn't even five minutes from Bobby's house and they showed up all the time, but the Winchester's tried to be scarce whenever Balthazar was around.
They weren't so lucky this time apparently.
"Hello gents." He said barely even giving Dean and Sam the time of day. He sat in a chair that was the farthest from them.
"Aren't you supposed to be picking Meg up from the airport?" Cas asked raising an eyebrow.
"Nah, she's renting a car, she'll be here in around fifteen minutes." Balthy said with a shrug.
"Here?" Gabriel asked glaring at him, "Here? She's supposed to be staying at your apartment!"
"Don't get your knickers in a wad Gabriel, she is but she's stopping here so she can see Cassie and so I can introduce her to Uncle Bobby."
"Does Uncle Bobby even know? Is he home?" Cas asked.
"Yeah he got home the same time as Dean." Sam told him.
"I'll get him." Dean said and everyone jumped when he yelled because they thought he was going to get up, "BOBBBAYYYYYYY!"
There was a thump and Bobby came into the living room from the kitchen glaring at Dean.
"I thought I told you not to do that you idjit." Bobby grumbled.
Dean smiled sheepishly at him, "Sorry Bobby, I figured I should shout since your hearing might be goin in your old age."
"Why I oughtta..." Bobby sneered but couldn't help smirking, "Just like your Daddy."
Dean smiled warmly at him this time.
"What do you idjits want?"
"Cassie and my friend Meg's coming to visit, she's staying with Luci and I but she's stopping here first to say hello. She'll be here any minute." Balthazar told him.
"And why is this important to me?" Bobby asked.
"Balthy wants you to meet her." Gabriel practically drawled out.
"Why?"
"Because you're my uncle and I love you no matter how much I think you need a shave." Balthazar said stubbornly and Bobby grumbled and sat down next to Dean and Cas.
"I like your beard Bobby." Dean told him, "I don't think I've seen you without a beard since, hell, since I was eight years old."
"And you ain't gonna see me without one anytime soon boy," Bobby told him.
"I think Dean should grow a beard," Cas said smiling at his boyfriend, "You would look ridiculously handsome." Cas told him.
"He probably could," Bobby said, "His old man could grow a beard in near two weeks."
Dean looked at him smiling, "You never told me that, Dad never had a beard."
"Your Momma always made him shave it off." Bobby said with a shrug.
"I remember mom telling Dad that she didn't like the feel of his whiskers on her cheek." Sam told Dean.
Cas and Gabriel and even Balthazar sat there smiling and marveling at the other three men with them. They never really thought about how Bobby had actually raised these boys, that they didn't actually remember a lot about their parents. Seeing them recount things and discover things about their family from a man they have thought of as a father for the better half of two decades was amazing.
There was a knock on the door and everyone turned to look at it, they had gone silent and Balthazar smirked at everyone.
Before anyone could get up to answer the door someone had burst in.
A small woman stood in the doorway, she was thin all around except for her face, her face was round and full and her eyes were brown. They were a chocolate brown darker than the whiskey color of Jo's. She had long dark hair and an evil grin.
She looked right at Cas and said, "Hiya Clarence."
Cas smiled at her, "Hello Meg."
"AHEM" Balthazar cleared is throat loudly.
"Balthy, I would never ignore you." She said turning to him and hugging him when he stood. He kissed her cheek and she winked.
"You," Meg said pointing at Cas, "Angel, need to get your fine ass over here and hug me." She crooked her finger and Cas rolled her eyes and got up from the couch.
Dean felt cold now that Cas wasn't sitting next to him.
Cas hugged her and she wrapped her arms around his waist, they traveled down and she gave his ass a very noticeable and firm squeeze. He jumped a little and smacked her hand away.
"Nothing has changed Meg, I am still very gay, like Elton John gay."
"I've been told." She said with fire in her eyes, "Which one of them is it?" she asked gesturing to Sam, Bobby and Dean, "I know it's not the young one, you've always been into older men, I just hope he's not too old."
Cas' eyes widened and Bobby looked like he wanted to shoot her with his assault rifle.
"Bobby is my Uncle." Cas said icily, "Sam," he said gesturing to the younger Winchester, "and Dean are his sons. Dean is my boyfriend."
Dean stood stiffly and offered her his hand even if he didn't want to, "Nice to meet you." he said gruffly.
"Oh but Dean, it isn't is it? Not for you anyways." Meg said seeing right through his seemingly friendly greeting.
"Oh hush up Meg," Gabriel said aggravated already, "You're just jealous because Cas is finally fucking a hot guy and didn't give up and pretend to be straight for you."
"Gabriel, seriously?" Balthazar said, "Already? You couldn't have waited until she met everyone else to jump down her throat?"
"I'm sorry, I'm just not a fan." Gabe said glaring at them both.
"If you're 'not a fan' then I guess I'm considered completely repulsed Gabey because I do not like you." Meg told him.
"Well, ain't this been nice?" Bobby said standing from the couch and giving them all a smile that looked more like a grimace. "Balthazar take this young lady to the Roadhouse and get her some chow and introduce her to Ellen, Benny and Jo will be around later. Now go on, git, before I shoot all of you."
Meg kissed Cas on the cheek before taking Balthazar's hand and leaving the house.
"Well that was fun." Sam practically whispered.
"That," Cas said smiling sadly, "Is only beginning."
"The end is nigh." Gabriel said solemnly before leaving to go to his room.
Dean did not like Meg Masters.
Dean wasn't afraid of much; flying, and losing someone he loved. That was it. Losing Cas is one fo the things that scared him the most.
That was why Meg Masters scared the shit out of him.
I know this was short but I really wanted a good way to intorduce Meg and I thought a short chapter was a good way to do that. Hope you're enjoying it and still reading it. REview pleaaseeee? One Love.
Liz.