Disclaimer: I don't claim to know any of the people in this story, I just created this for fun since I love them all so much! Enjoy :)

The lights in the TV Station flickered on, and everyone started arriving for their day at work.

It was called the 'Avenge-Worthy Entertainment.' It was Samuel L. Jackson's idea, and while everyone knew this was a terrible name to call a TV Channel, none of them really felt like arguing with him.

Robert arrived at the station first, and walked in through the double paned doors. He had his own talk show, 'Ask the Billionaire,' where he answers questions from viewers over the telephone as his critically acclaimed character Tony Stark.

Scarlet arrived next, throwing her things on her desk. She did the 'What's In Now' style guide feature, and also acted as Natasha Romanoff alongside Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton in one of the two shows the station has, called 'Hawk and Widow- Bounty Hunters.'

Mark Ruffalo arrived after Scarlet, carrying his briefcase and dressed in full Bruce Banner attire. His show was 'Obtuse Bruce,' an educational science show where he acted as his character Bruce Banner.

After him, Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner came. Chris was the wise-cracking weatherman with all the bad atmospheric jokes, and Jeremy was the angry sports analyst. He also, as fore mentioned, acted in 'Hawk and Widow- Bounty Hunters.'

Tom Hiddleston arrived just shortly before Chris Hemsworth did. They fist bumped, and laughed together as they settled in. They did the news together, and were great friends.

When everyone was finally there, Sam clapped his hands together. "Alright, everyone, now that we're all here, Avengers Assemble!" He laughed at his own joke, and they all rolled their eyes. "Yeah, that's not old or anything yet, Sam…" smirked Robert.

"Okay, so here's the schedule: We're gonna do the Morning News first, The Weather second, Ask the Billionaire third, then we're going to cut to the latest pre-recorded episode of our soap opera, 'The Shade of your Greatness,' and after the lunch break will be Scarlet's style feature, Jeremy's Sports report, Obtuse Bruce, and we'll close the day with the next episode of 'Hawk and Widow," alright everyone?"

They all nodded, and went to get their morning coffee. Robert had stopped for his along the way, sipping from a venti vanilla frappucino, and Scarlet had her own Mocha.

The others went over to the coffee machine, and lined up. Jeremy drank his black, just trying to wake up from his usual morning doze. Chris Hemsworth was getting his medium roast as Tom came sauntering over with his Tea. "There's something funny about that cup."

Chris, being used to Tom's pranks by now, grinned. "What?" "Well, I decaff'd it." "Huh?" "Decaffinato. It's decaf. I took the caffeine out. Yup. No caffeine." He started to laugh, and Chris pretended to be offended. They turned to each other, and shouted "LOKI'D!" At the same time, and set off into a fit of chuckles.

Chris Evans was pouring his dark roast when Mark came over with his double double. "Hey, man." Chris smiled. "Hey." "Looks like Sam is in an extra good mood today," observed Mark as he took a sip. "Good for us!" said Chris.

When all that was settled, they went into the studio that was broadcasting first, which was the news. Chris H and Tom walked out and sat down at the table, setting their mugs down in front. They got ready, prepared themselves, and Sam stood by the camera, counting down.

"And you're on in 5, 4, 3, 2," he pointed to them as cue, and they both smiled widely.

"Hey, I'm Chris Hemsworth," "And I'm Tom Hiddleston," "And this, is your morning news!" They said together.

Tom started out. "Firstly, what made huge headlines is the Justin Bieber D.U.I bust in Miami. He was caught drag racing, and driving under the influence of alcohol. Shame, I used to like his music, too!" Chris turned to him. "Really?" "No!" They both burst out laughing.

"No, but seriously, I do hope he recovers and gets some help. No one deserves to be under circumstances as those," he said, returning to his natural sweet demeanour.

Chris took it from there. "Another top story today is the discovery of the tomb of the ancients Egyptian gods' beer maker. It's being hailed as one of the most significant finds of our time. I'd sure like to try a brew from him!" Tom nodded. "Egyptian brew. Mmm. I hear it's so good it knocks the bandages off the mummies!" They both laughed again at the bad joke.

"As for Asgardian politics," continued Tom, "There's been a violent tremor in the 'way things are done' up there. The Allfather King Odin has been kidnapped by someone and put into hiding. All suspicions point to Loki, but none can confirm the true reasons behind the disappearance. Is there a conspiracy going on? Or possibly even… treason? Give it a thought everyone, and more from this developing story next time!"

Chris continued with his next story. "To conclude the report on Jotunheim going Casanova, we have now learned that it was myth, and there is nothing to worry about. Jotunheim is healthy and safe, and will not be exploding any time soon."

"And that's all we have time for today, thank you for watching AvengeWorthy Entertainment and tune in for your next update tomorrow morning!"

They signed off with their trademark wave from Chris and wink from Tom, and Sam yelled, "And we're off. Good job, let's move."

Tom ran his fingers through his hair and Chris cleared his throat. "That was good," Tom said. "Yeah, man," Chris agreed, and they all moved over to the weather studio.