I decided to make it into a different fanfiction all its own:
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Episode 38 (Just for funsies)
I was thinking of that song Snoopy vs. the Bloody Red Baron, which I think I mentioned during the Valentine's Day special. And I thought, "There's no way I can't do a Halloween episode." So, I'm pausing the spinoff, just to write this.
Kitty: Feliz Día de los Muertos!
Aang: What? Feliz? It's not even Christmas.
Kitty: *facepalm*
Aang: And isn't the song "Feliz Navidad"?
Kitty:0_0 *facepalms so hard* NO! Feliz means happy in Spanish!
Aang: Well, I don't know español!
Liah: Oh Aang.
Katara: I don't know about "Día de los Muertos" but it's Halloween!
Kitty: Pretty much the same thing. Anyway! Everyone has to dress up, and you can't dress up as yourself.
Toph: Darn!
Sokka: Yeah! I'm gonna be Elsa!
Zuko: Elsa? Really?
Katara: No, I'm going to be Elsa. *starts singing Let it Go and water-bending snow around the room*
Sokka: Sheesh, I can't believe you made me do that, Katara.
Liah: Sokka's acting canon? Kill me now!
Saphira: *dressed up as a soldier* *aims prop gun* Hold still.
Liah: *suddenly dressed up as the wicked witch of the west* *cackles*
Sokka: I'm really dressing up like the Grim Reaper.
Kitty: Ooh! I know what Zuko should be! *turns him into a pumpkin*
Liah: *knocks on pumpkin* (no response) I like him this way.
Saphira: Is it possible for you to like him any way?
Liah: Apparently.
Aang: (peacock) What did you do to him?
Kitty: I put him into his costume! Guess what he is!
Everyone: *shakes head, confused*
Toph: A pumpkin?
Kitty: No, the Great—
Linus: There it is! The Great Pumpkin! *starts bowing down, lays blanket on Zuko and leaves* See Lucy, I told you he was real!
A spell of awkward silence
Toph: Sooo…. Basically a pumpkin.
Kitty: A special pumpkin! Ask it a question.
Toph: Would you like to slap Kitty for you?
Pumpkin Zuko: Yes.
Toph: *slaps Kitty*
Kitty: Ten demerits. Go scrub the pots.
Liah: Make the blind girl scrub the pots. Great idea.
Kitty: Sokka, go scrub the pots.
Sokka: Why me? Toph was the one who slapped you!
Kitty: Want to make it twelve, young man?
Sokka: I'll go scrub the pots.
Liah: Yup, I don't like it anymore. He talks.
Kitty: Only when you ask a question.
Liah: No one ask a question!
Toph: Who will win the Superbowl.
Pumpkin Zuko: Don't know, don't care.
Kitty: What about the World Series?
Pumpkin Zuko: Don't know, don't care.
(Everyone except Liah asks a bunch of sports-related questions.)
Kitty: What about the Croquet World Cup?
Pumpkin Zuko: Don't know, don't even care.
Everyone: *stares at Kitty*
Kitty: What? It exists!
Toph: O-kay. If you say so. *rolls eyes*
Katara: Hey, Toph. Where's your costume?
Toph: I'm in my costume: I'm a blind earthbender.
Aang; Makes as much sense as anything else around here.
Kitty: Anyway, I'm going to paint my face like a Día de los Muertos skull. And when I get back, I expect you to have a more original costume, Toph!
Ten minutes later
Sokka: (back from scrubbing the pots) Jeez, how long does it take to put on makeup?
Kitty: I don't know, how long does it take?
Toph: Burrrrrrrrn. (BTW, she's dressed as a blind prophet with fake scars around her eyes)
Sokka: Shut up, Toph.
Kitty: So, about the World Series….
Zuko: The Giants have just as much a chance as Kansas City. Be happy I know that much.
Kitty: Get out.
Aang: Wait, which one are you rooting for?
Kitty: GIANTS! Woowowowow!
Toph: The A's are better.
Kitty: Get out.
Toph: *sticks out tongue*
Aang: You mean the team with the Halloween colors?
Random Girl from GirlScout Camp: Hah! Told you!
Kitty: Well, yeah, but now it's actually HALLOWEEN!
Girl from Camp: *walks away sulking* Jerk.
Katara: So… are we going trick or treating or what?
Jerome; *dressed up as Jerome from House of Anubis XD* Trick or Treating is for losers.
Kitty: Shut up, Jerome. *catchphrase!* You'll be sorry when I don't give you any of my candy!
Jerome: Well, I'll be laughing when I steal your candy!
Kitty: Bottomfeeder. And what do you mean? There's no way I'd let you steal my candy.
Saphira: If I help you out, can we split it 50/50?
Jerome: 25/75 (Classic HOA Jerome behavior…)
Saphira: Finnnnnne!
Kitty: Wait…what? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You'll never get away with it.
Gaang: With what?
Sokka: What's going on?
Aang: What's gonna happen to my candy?
Toph: Does this mean we don't have to go trick or treating?
Kitty: Jerome doesn't scare me.
Everybody but Saphira and Zuko (duh) leaves to go trick-or-treating.
*First House*
Katara: Trick or Treat!
Man at door: We got another one!
Katara: *blinks* Sorry?
Man at door: *hands candy out*
Toph: I smell candy! Candy! CANDY! CAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNDYYYYYYY! *hits up next thirty houses and comes back munching* What's taking y'all so long?
Kitty: Uh.. okay. At the next house, let's sing Feliz Navidad.
*Next House*
Kitty: (all alone) ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! ¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! ¡PROSPEROS AÑOS Y FELIZIDAD! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! I WANNA YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM, OF MY HEEEART! (LOL, if I actually did this, I'd get stared at so much…)
Gaang: We don't know her.
Kitty: *grunts angrily*
A couple of hours later as they enter the house
CUE THE GLUE! AND FEATHERS!
Jerome and Saphira: *snatch the candy and run away*
Kitty: MMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMM! MMMMMMM MMMMM!
Linus: *runs up to Zuko and snatches his blanket before quickly running away again*
End
A/N: So, I actually wrote this BEFORE the last game in the World Series. BUT YAY! THE GIANTS WON! *starts doing the chicken dance* No one saw that.
Did you know they did a Christmas version of the Bloody Red Baron? Guess what song is going to be premiered during the Christmas special?
Aang: Aww, come on? Do we have to?
Yes, Aang, we do.
Anyway, today, for Halloween, our English teacher showed a video version of "Suffer the Little Children" by Stephen King. I'm going to sleep tonight for sure! But it was a rally schedule, so we didn't have time to respond! Yay!
I don't like English class.
(I know you're not convinced, but it's true.)
The teacher sucks! But she's my only hope for entering some writing contest, so I'm SOMEWHAT glad I have her as a teacher.
Today, during the rally, there was a costume contest. This girl dressed as Olaf from Frozen won Cutest Costume, but it should have been the person dressed up as Lotso the Bear from Toy Story 3. And then there was this freshman who was wearing white pants, and a white t-shirt with a yellow dot in the middle. He also had devil horns. He was dressed up as "Devilled Eggs." Obviously he won most creative. But there was this kid with red hair who had a bag of Wonder Bread claiming to be "Ginger Bread man."
There weren't any Elsas...
It also rained. I feel kind of sorry for the trick-or-treaters tonight.