AND! I HAVE FOUND THY PASSWORD! But that isn't the only reason I haven't updated in a while.

You see my dear readers, life likes to grab me by the boob, and then proceed to falcon throw me into a wall (boob still hurting, by the way.)

ANd it takes a while for me to recover.

Some of the problems that occur (currently, in the present time)

1. Bird growing a tumor on her heart, and then dying right in front of me.

2. Grandmother no longer remembers me! YAY!

3. WRiters block, wat r u doin. Writers block STAHP!

4. I HAVE ALL THESE IDEAS, BUT THE MOTIVATION JUST DIEEEEEEESSS

5. Is anyone really enjoying my stories?

DOUBT, DOUBT, AND MORE DOUBT.

LEAVE ME ALONE PAIN. STAHP MAKING ME WASTE MONEY ON MASCARA, JUST SO I CAN CRY IT OUT IN FREAKING BLACK TEARS OF DEATH.