Sorry slow update, AS is very distracting and time consuming! But just heard Outta my head by Ashlee Simpson and it sparked my imagination and Tex was the first thing I thought of so with that read and enjoy. Takes place when Tex first gets the implant and Church is still in basic training so I'm classing them as humans and with that enjoy!

"What?" the black armoured freelancer said in an annoyed tone as she looked over to her blue armour clad boyfriend

"What did they do to you?" he asked and she could have sworn she had heard a hint of concern in his voice touching how this fool seems to care about you the evil voice echoed in her mind and she was still laughing at the fact he sounded comical, his tone seemed far from evil in her head oh I can assure you I am 100% evil. Just you wait…

"Hello Tex? You there?" Church asked in an irritated tone waving his had in front of her visor, she quickly snapped out of listening to the voice in her head and her quick reflexes and military training kicked in as she grabbed his wrist and pulled down dragging him down quickly. The action took him off guard and sent him falling to the ground.

"Aww Tex damn it you crazy bitc-" Church started as he stood up ripping his helmet off revealing his shaggy black hair and piercing blue eyes which were currently glaring at her "I think you pulled my shoulder out of joint you psycho!"

"Well maybe if you weren't so damn weak you wouldn't be injured" she stated even though she felt a slight pang of guilt. Which lasted less than a second oh nice comeback, set him in his place. Although with the armours enhancement I'm sure you would have been able to pull that fools arm clean off! Shut up! Tex thought trying to silence the damned voice in her head besides I'd prefer my boyfriend whole.

Oh of course he'd need both hands to try and handle you in the evenings the voice laughed at its own pun actually I think he'd need more help than just two hands to deal with you. Hmm let's have a trip down memory lane to see how it works oh piss off you piece of crap! I don't need you bothering me right now and I don't need those thoughts brought up either! While Tex was busy having an internal battle with herself Church proceeded to sit down on his girlfriend's bunk muttering to himself while he removed his armour and grunting in pain as every little action seemed to send stabbing pains to his left shoulder.

"Having trouble?" Tex commented once she noticed what he was doing and he glared up at her

"No crap Sherlock you figure that out all by yourself!" the recruit shouted angrily and Tex smirked under her helmet he must be out of it to be talking to me like that and not be scared of the consequences. Maybe you should put him back in his place? I swear to god omega shut the hell up!

"Oh come here" she grumbled kneeling down so that she was level to the man she had caused pain to all the while the aggravating voice continued to talk it's O'Malley actually he said as if I give a damn she thought and then chose to ignore the AI while she helped Church remove his armour. Not like she cared he was in pain it was just she was getting fed up of hearing him whine about it sure it is I said shut up!

"Well that feels slightly better" Church commented leaning to the side so that he could support himself against the bed frame

"Still have to check if it's actually dislocated" she said removing her own helmet so that the orange tinge wouldn't obscure her view. Sure it was good for being out in the battlefield but indoors it was a waste of time. Running her hand through her hair first in an attempt to rid herself of helmet hair and then looked down at her boyfriend who was staring up at her "lean forward asshole I don't have x-ray vision!"

"Aww so they don't have that on the super secrete program you're on" he said in a flat tone but obeyed her order.

"No sadly it's one of the things they don't have, but I'm sure they're working on it" Tex replied in a sarcastic voice and inwardly groaned when saw a bump that shouldn't have been there omega scan him and see if anything is broken

Oh so you need me now? What am I some glorified scanner? No just a bog standard scanner now do what I asked you to do I don't have all night! Tex thought angrily and chose to ignore O'Malley's moaning. No you're boyfriend hasn't broken anything; I told you that you didn't pull hard enough! Are you sure? I would have expected that the humerus was broken or at least fractured I am a highly advanced Artificial Intelligence that plans on taking over the world I don't make mistakes! Now get on with looking after your boyfriend and leave me alone! If Tex wasn't busy she would have shot a comment at her AI but right now she had to sort Church out before he winged all night long.

"Shut up for a minuet Church god damn stop getting your panties in a twist" she grumbled as she began to remove her own armour. The extra strength would probably make the situation worse she had thought to herself and after a few minutes she was only wearing her standard military uniform. "Now keep still and don't scream like a little girl" she said and carefully placed her hands on his shoulder

"Wait shouldn't I have something for the pain?" Church asked as his head shot to the side to look at her and she gave him an evil grin

"All out of the sedatives, besides be a man it won't be THAT bad" she said and slowly started to rotate his shoulder

"Jesus Christ!" Church shouted and was about to jump from the seat until Tex moved one of her arms to his other shoulder to keep him down. They sat in silence as she continued to rotate his shoulder around his socket. Well it would have been silent apart from Church's colourful language that was constantly spouting from his mouth. After less than five minutes there was a popping noise as Tex gave the final push and she felt the joint fit together once more.

"Son of a-" he cried and looked over at Tex biting his lip in attempt to keep the cries of pain at bay. Mentally she applauded Church for his bravery I had expected him to be crying about it, me two that surprised me as well O'Malley commented and Tex raised an eyebrow back from all that evil genius plotting? I thought I would have been rid of you for longer

Sadly I was distracted from all the stupid thoughts of your boyfriend that kept on playing through your mind while you fixed him up. I'm surprised you have such a soft spot for someone, let alone this fool agent Texas. That's none of your business so back off O'Malley. Ooo defensive too he taunted and she could almost imagine him bouncing around in her mind laughing to himself like some school girl I'm not a school girl!

The argument was about to continue until she heard a small laugh escaped Church's lips and Tex raised an eyebrow as he looked up at her still chuckling "whenever I thought of playing doctors with you I didn't think we literally would have to use first aid and didn't even get any sex, damn" he continued to laugh and even a smile graced the hard freelancers face. But she quickly turned away and pulled out an old top from her draws and ripped it as she turned back to the still amused Church.

"I have to put your arm in a sling and this is the best I've got right now" she said and created a makeshift sling with the top to keep his arm secure

"Yes doctor" he muttered which she heard but chose to ignore it

"Well that's all I can do for you, tomorrow go to the med bay and get it all checked out" Tex said getting up and looking down at the recruit

"What are you expecting me to leave? The med bay is closer from your room than it is from mine and beside I'm too sore to move" Church stated pointing to the sling

"I can always carry you back" she calmly said and he groaned

"And just cut off my balls while you're at it" he shot back and she laughed much to his annoyance

"You need them for now" she said suggestively and he grinned. He slid over and she sat down as well

"So any reason why you went all super soldier on my lazy ass?" Church asked and Tex sighed why doesn't he just let things go she thought angrily

"You just startled me that's all" she stated and Church snorted

"Yea and pigs fly, I can't startle a blind person let alone you! Something's on your mind which is distracting you. I know you're not one to talk about things but maybe it's time to try it" the soldier said staring at her and Tex had to keep her composure so he's not entirely thick then. Well it's either that or you're not good at hiding things shut up and give me a break, let me deal with this! Tex thought trying to silence the voice in her head seeing as having two conversations at once was becoming an annoyance.

"Nothing to worry your scruffy little head about" Tex replied gruffly

"Who says I'm worried, I just want to know what the new reason is why you want to kill me" he stated trying to keep is concern to a minimum

"I can't tell you even if I wanted to" she said and he groaned leaning back against the wall being cautious during the movement so that wouldn't jolt his shoulder

"Tex what have they done to you?" Church asked placing his hand on her shoulder and she flinched away

"They've done nothing to me!" Tex shouted back in defence and she could hear O'Malley laugh in her head as if he was watching some comedy series "just get some rest before I kick your ass"

"Tex I-" but she cut him off in the most effective way she knew. She kissed him on the lips at which O'Malley made a sound of disgust piss off! Oh do you have no shame? Stop kissing the stupid fool! O'Malley thought and Tex smirked against Church's slightly parted lips as she continued to kiss him much to O'Malley's annoyance. Knotting her fingers in his black hair she deepened the kiss and she felt her hand hit the wall as she pushed Church back and he let out a groan.

As quickly as she initiated the kiss she pulled back again smirking when she saw the hopeless expression of her boyfriend and the angered comments from O'Malley that were flying around her mind. "I told you it's nothing now if you want to rest in my bed I suggest you lie down in the next five seconds before I kick your ass out of this room"

"Whatever you say ma'am" Church said with a look of content as he lay down on his back careful not to move his shoulder too much. Once he had closed his eyes the freelancer too lay down only slightly touching the injured man considering she wasn't the cuddly type. But it was enough for Church as he let out a sigh resting his hand a mere millimetres from her own but he made no effort to grab it. He knew it was close enough or he doesn't want me breaking his hand she thought and mentally chuckled as O'Malley sulked in some dark corner of her mind.

"Night psycho"

"Night asshole" and even though her eyes were closed she knew he would have that stupid happy grin of his plastered on his face. What no 'I love you'? That's a shame such a dick you cockbite Tex shot back scrunching her eyes shut great now I have to put up with this crap

Hey I heard that and she groaned I hear every little thought that goes through your head. You don't need to remind me and you talk way too much, I can't even hear my own thoughts sometimes because you're so damn loud up there. Even though her eyes were closed she could see the dark hologram in her mind of the blasted AI. That's the glory of having an AI implanted in your head he laughed sitting in the darkness.

Then the omega AI was silent and Tex thought everything was over with and maybe she could rest in peace now until-that lover boy of yours is getting too nosey, he is not allowed to find out what goes on in project freelancer it's a breach of-security I do know all this O'Malley that's why I haven't said anything. I'm not just going to blabber all our secrets away

I know, I'm just saying if he does find anything out…he will have to be dealt with…

I know all of this! She mentally shouted feeling her temper flare just back off she added but he didn't seem to care well I know a few ways of dealing with an information leak O'Malley said and she could almost imagine him grinning as he sent gruesome images through her mind urgh! All of your opinions just keep them to yourself; nothing will happen I am sure of that. Now back off O'Malley before I shut you off. Ooo someone is a bit touchy at the subject. Keep your comments to yourself, now shut up.

Her threat seemed to have done the trick as the hologram faded into the darkness and she was left alone to her thoughts. Willing sleep to take over she tried to relax but the anger and frustration she felt towards the AI still lingered in her mind.

I wish you'd get out of my head she thought knowing O'Malley would hear it and the laugh that followed proved he had

Oh agent Texas, it's my head too now.

Well that was interesting, don't know what to make of it seeing as it's twenty to four in the morning and I don't even know why I'm awake! Leave a review to tell me what you think and if you have any requests feel free to leave them in a review or PM me and I'll give it a go. I hope you enjoyed this one shot and I hope it makes sense. Adios I now have a date with my bed which I'm currently late for.