And I'm back. Er... yeah. Anyway *puts on host voice, casts sonorous charm* this is your next installment of the Games, courtesy of the one and only... Marauders!

RECAP: Sirius still has to act like Remus. Remus still has to act like Sirius. Alice is still singing in muggle song.

Lunch was Sirius' favorite time of the day. Because as much as Sirius liked girls (and he liked them a lot, really) his truest love remained food. Food had been there for him when no one else had and helped him forget whatever it was that he was trying to forget in the first place. He was head over heels for food. So that is why it was strange to find said Marauder pouting in the Great Hall, during lunch. James seemed to notice this too.

"Hey Padfoot, what's wrong?" he asked as he sat down. "Did Snivellus outsmart you in potions again?"

"Or maybe he surpassed him in looks," Remus said plopping himself down in the other seat.

"Or maybe they finally confessed their undying love for each other," Peter said, taking the seat across from the three.

Sirius glared at the other Marauders. "Or maybe it's because I'm not allowed to eat during lunch."

"And why not?" Remus asked, looking amused.

"Because," Sirius said in a voice that clearly said the answer was obvious, "I'm supposed to be Moony. And he doesn't eat at all."

The other three boys grinned at his suking tone just as Marlene, Alice and Lily walked in, Frank following close behind. They sat down themselves next to the Marauders. "So what's got Sirius' knickers in a twist?" Lily asked as she helped herself to some corned beef. Then she look at his plate and gave a double-take. "And why is his plate so empty?"

"Because," Sirius said for the second time that day, "I'm supposed to be like Remus. And he doesn't eat at all."

The others nodded in mock understanding. Lily and James shared a mischievous look. "What a pity," Lily drawled as she and James made a big show of eating the food on their plate, licking their lips and saying things like "Mmm, this is absolutely delicious," and "What a shame you can't enjoy this marvelous food with us." Sirius moaned longingly.

Frank decided to take pity on the poor boy. "Well, it's Marlene's turn to ask the question."

At this, Sirius perked up.

Marlene: Hm… truth or dare… Sirius

Sirius: Dare please.

Remus: PADDY'S BEING POLITE I SHALL REMEMBER THIS DAY FOREVER

Sirius: Git

Remus: Wanker

Sirius: Nerd

Remus: Snivellus

Sirius: Now that was just cruel

James: Agreed. We should totally add that to the Marauder Vow

Sirius: Definitely. Never call a Marauder a certain greasy haired Slytherin

Lily: You guys have a vow?

Peter: Obviously. All great packs have them.

Frank: Packs?

Remus: ANYWAY, Marlene you have to dare Siri-poo-

Sirius: I told you not to call me that!

Marlene: Right. So. Sirius I dare you to charm McGonagall's nose to shoot jellybeans out

Sirius shot her an incredulous look from above the table.

Sirius: Why on earth would I know how to do that?

Marlene: Why wouldn't you? You're a marauder. Of course you would.

Sirius: Fair point m'lady

Remus: Again, I would never say that.

Sirius: But you're into all that old English stuff

Remus: I give up

James: REMY GAVE UP! REMY GAVE UP!

Alice: I don't know how it feels to be youu

Lily: Translation- she doesn't know whether to be amused or weirded out

Marlene: So are you doing it?

Sirius: Patience darling

Sirius took his wand out of his robes, taking his time causing Marlene to scowl. Then with a quick flick in McGonagall's direction and a whispered incantation he put it back. At first nothing happened, though McGonagall looked slightly uncomfortable.

"She looks constipated," Peter commented with a snigger. Then with a loud sneeze a stream of multi-colored jellybeans flew out from her nostrils. The eight friends stared in a sort of awe as jellybeans continued to shoot out from their Transfiguration professor's nostrils, landing on unsuspecting students. Soon the Great Hall was filled with shrieks of delight or disgust, depending on who you were. James let out a low whistle. "Wicked," he muttered. A jellybean landed on Peter's head. He took it and plopped it in his mouth. His tablemates looked disgusted. "Peter," Sirius said in a hushed whisper, "that has McGonagall bogeys on it."

Peter shrugged nonchalantly. "No need wasting a perfectly good jellybean." Then the flavor sunk in and he spit it out making a face. "Gross," he said, wrinkling his nose, "It was booger-flavored."

"Do you reckon it was just the jellybean or did it really have some of Minnie's bogeys?" Sirius asked, sounding genuinely curious, his grey eyes sparkling with mischief. Frank fake-retched and Alice eyed him with concern.

"This is not good," Peter said, his face paling.

"I think it's bloody brilliant," James said, grinning. "Pure genius."

"Well dear McGonagall doesn't think so," Peter said, looking terrified. A tap on the shoulder was enough for the boys to understand what he meant and they cowered as they turned around to face the professor.

"Hello Minnie," Sirius said in a pleasant voice that betrayed none of the fear he felt.

"You have three seconds," she said in a dangerously calm tone. "1…"

The boys wasted no time. They ran for their lives, a woman with jellybeans shooting out of her nose, following close behind.

A bit short but I tried :) Leave a review for the Marauders?

Sirius: *does puppy dog face* Pwetty pwetty pwetty pwease

Remus: Sirius you're not convincing anyone that you're innocent

Sirius: I'm pretty sure that girl over there fainted

Remus: Mhm

Sirius: Hey girl, wanna get a piece of this? *rips off shirt*

Me: *swoons*

Remus: For the love of Merlin...