A/N: I've seen people do this and I thought 'Why Not Give It A Try?'
Rules for living with the Grown Ups
Rule 1: Make sure you don't leave any make-up around Nick.
Nick: *Putting on lipstick and eyeliner humming a Ke$ha song*
Roxanne: Nick, what the hell?!
Nick: *turns the lipstick and sees Roxanne's name on it* It wasn't me, I swear. *Throws it into the sink*
Rule 2: Don't piss Braden off.
Marcus: Hey Braden!
Braden: What?
Marcus: Do you know there's been a hot chick following us for like, twelve blocks now?
Braden: *Looks around* Where?
Marcus: Just kidding!
Braden: *Picks him up by his collar* don't lie to me.
Marcus: Okay…
Braden: *Drops him*
Rule 3: If you want to live, make sure Eric gets the last cookie.
Lenny: *Is looking into the cookie jar* Hey, who ate all the cookies?
Eric: *Runs in with cookie crumbs on his face* someone ate all the cookies?! *Turns and sees Higgins with the last cookie*
Higgins: *Sees this* Uh oh.
Eric: *Tackles him* MY COOKIE!
Higgins: No, it's mine; I've had dibs on it since the 20th century!
Eric: Ewww.
Higgins: Psych. *Eats cookie and gets tackled again*
Rule 4: If Rob is watching a movie that makes him cry, don't sit next to him.
Higgins: *Sits next to Rob watching Titanic*
Kurt: I wouldn't sit there if I were you.
Higgins: Why not?!
Lenny: May God be with you.
*Later*
Rob: *Crying clinging to Marcus, who looks peeved.*
Kurt and Lenny: *Laughing uncontrollably*
Higgins: Thanks, guys.
Kurt: We tried to warn ya.
Rule 5: Don't break the concentration of Lenny and Kurt while they're having a staring contest. You will be slapped.
Lenny and Kurt: *Staring at each other with bloodshot eyes*
Nick: *Bumps Lenny's chair and he blinks*
Kurt: *Fist pumps* I won!
Lenny: *Growls and slaps Nick leaving a red mark on his face* You broke my concentration!
Nick: I didn't do anything!
Lenny: *Spits in his eye*
Nick: AHH!
Rule 6: If you hear Higgins scream, don't worry, he probably just teased Braden.
Higgins: *Screams*
Lenny and Rob: *Turn their heads around the corner to see Higgins in a headlock.* what happened?
Braden: He told me I looked like a goat.
Lenny: Good enough.
Higgins: Can one of you please…help me?
Kurt: Sorry. *Walks away with Lenny*
Higgins: NO DON'T GO! HELP!
Rule 7: If you're friends with Sally and you want her not to argue with Eric and she says you're hot, tell her you're gay.
Sally: *To Eric* I saw the HOTTEST guy today.
Eric: Gay, dead or a cartoon?
Sally: Bisexual.
Eric: its okay, he's gonna be dead soon. *Leaves*
Sally: Eric!
Rule 8: If you go on Nick's bus, your life is in danger.
Marcus: I can't believe you talked me into getting into Nick's bus.
Lenny: C'mon, you'll enjoy it.
Nick: Okay, guys sit tight and enjoy the race.
*Later*
Marcus: *gets off the bus with frizzy hair, then vomits.*
Lenny: That's nasty.
Rule 9: Just because its fun, doesn't mean you can take everything out on Higgins.
Marcus: Hey, Lenny, you called?
Lenny: *Punches him*
…
Marcus: Hey, Robbie, what's happening man?
Rob: GLORIA'S LEAVING ME! *Kicks him in the nuts*
…
Marcus: Kurt! Everyone's hurting me!
Kurt: *Sprays pepper spray in his eyes*
Marcus: OH GOD!
Rule 10: If you touch Higgins cat, you're doomed.
Eric: *Pats Toga, Marcus's cat* Nice kitty.
Toga: Meow. *Hisses and leaps onto Eric's face*
Eric: AHH GET IT OFF!
Lenny: *Tries to get Toga off Eric's face*
Toga: *Pounces on Lenny instead.*
Marcus: Guys? *Comes around corner*
Toga: *Jumps into his arms* Mrow.
So there was Rules 1-10!