Well, this idea has been stuck on my mind for a while. I don't even know why... this is actually supposed to be AkaKuro, but I thought of two more stories. So, I made it AoKAgaKise instead. Anyways, stay tuned for two more stories. anyway, You know Prince of Tennis? You know Yukimura's voice? That's what Kagami's voice sounds like.

The setting takes place during third year of high school and during the winter cup.

I DON"T OWN KUROKO NO BASUKE

'So Aomine, what is your wish?'

Kagami Taiga yawns, arms stretching out in bed. He spreads his legs wide, messing up the bedsheets. When his limbs are awake a little bit, he stays in bed and blinks for a while with a face devoid of expression. Then out of habit, he stood up and went to the bathroom for a morning piss.

'...Hmm... to have a girlfriend, I guess'

He pulls down his jogging pants absentmindedly. Then his boxers. And when he tried to let it out, there was nothing. He looked down his lower region and his eyes immediately widened.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK?!"

He covers his mouth with a hand, shocked to hear a different voice. Not too high like a girl's but not as low as a man's. And not only that, his hands were smaller and her fingers were thinner. He took a long look at his hands. Where were the callouses? Where were the veins? Then his eyes drifted from his hand to his upper arms, where his large, muscular biceps were supposed to be. But only, it wasn't there.

'A sassy kind of girl... One full of determination'

Then he notices that his shirt was hanging off his shoulder, the neck hole to large. It shows off a large portion of skin on his shoulders, collar bone and- holy fuck, is that a cleavage?!

His hands moved as fast as lightning as he peeps down his shirt, only to have his eyes averted. Boobs. Large, circular boobs. Not manboobs. The kind of breasts that can put a gravure model to shame.

'One with large breasts, too!'

He looks at himself in the mirror, his bladder long forgotten. Then he stares in surprise. Staring back at him was a girl with an oval shaped face and a pointy chin. Larger eyes. Yes, his eyebrows were still splitted, but it was covered by long bangs. His hair reached until his shoulders, black streaks here and there.

"This isn't me...", he mutters under his breath. Then he hears a knock outside.

"Taiga? Are you in there? What was it about your peacock missing?" Alex asks with a concerned voice. Taiga bit his bottom lip in frustration, debating whether he should open the door. He sighs and just opens it.

'One that cooks good!'

Once he does, he is greeted by Alex' confused face.

"You- Taiga- oh my..."

Then she faints. Kagami rolls his eyes. So much for help, he thought. He tries to carry Alex, but found that he couldn't. Suddenly, Alex felt so heavy. Then he hears the pit-pattering of footsteps. He almost forgot, Tatsuya will be staying for a week.

"Is everything al- holy monkey nuggets...", the handsome young man had the same expression as Alex. He swears if Tatsuya's going to collapse- oh wait. Never mind. Tatsuya's expression changed to his usual poker face.

'One that's interested in sports!'

"Taiga... What happened?"

"I just did a somersault. TATSUYA, ISN'T IT CLEAR THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?" Kagami asks frustratedly. When no response came from Himuro, the redhead sighs and went past him.

He went to the kitchen and scuffled through the drawers. He took out a small knife and cut his palm. Then, he took a lemon out of the fridge and poured it on the wound. He moans at the searing pain, but continues doing it several times.

"Fuck! Its not a dream...", he mutters hopelessly after the umpteenth try. He tosses the lemon in the garbage can and patched up the wound with a plaster by the drawer.

"What am I going to do?..."

"Taiga..", Alex' voice called out. He looks up, a look of frustration etched all-over his face. Alex smiles at him and handed him something. He looks down and his eyes widen as he saw what it is.

Some of Alex' clothes and underwear.

He slaps his hand away and growls, "Fuck no!"

"But you'll be needing them..." Alex mutters with a pout. Taiga just grunts and stomps back to his room.

He locks the door and jumped back to his unruly bed. He buries his face in a pillow and grumbles out a colourful string of curses.

Then he spots his phone just nearby. He grabs it and flips it open, scrolling down his list of contacts. Who should he tell? Now that he's 'family' knows, who is capable of helping.

He gives up and just dials a random number.

The phone rings in the other line and not a second later was it picked up. He almost regrets not looking when he hears a chirpy and annoying voice.

"Kagamicchi!"

He couldn't take it anymore so he ended the call. A few seconds later, the phone was ringing. Kagami answers it with a sigh.

"What?"

"Kagamicchi? Is that you? What happened to your voice?"

Shoot! He almost forgot! He sighs again and decides to tell the truth. They ended up talking about it for two hours and Kagami agreeing to go to Kise's workplace in thirty minutes.

"Alex...", Taiga calls out. Alex, who seems fine now, was watching some Keroro Gunsou. She looks up and asks, "Yes?"

"I'll have those clothes now."

The blonde jolts up happily and says, "Wait here!". She dashes to a room and in a split second, returned with neatly folded clothes. Taiga inspectioned them and his eyebrow raised.

"A cropped top? Really?"

"What? Its Dolce and Gabbana!", Alex reasons out. Kagami just shakes his head and heads back to his room.

He's got a date with destiny.