Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom.

Vlad looked up from his paperwork as he heard Danny scream. He quickly made his way to the kitchen where he had heard the scream. Danny sat curled up on the counter.

"Daniel?" The ghost teen looked up at Vlad. He gave a relieved smile and cautiously floated over to the man. As soon as he was out of the kitchen Danny let his feet touch the ground.

"There is a spider in the kitchen. You have to kill it." Danny's face was serious as he looked up at Vlad. Vlad sighed and rubbed his temple.

"Daniel, I have more important things to do than kill spiders for you." Danny pouted and looked away from Vlad. An idea struck him and he smirked at Vlad.

"If you don't kill it I won't sleep with you for a month." Danny grinned in triumph. He would miss Vlad but it would be worth it if he didn't have to deal with SPIDERS. Vlad walked past him back towards his office.

"I guess you'll have to make do on your own." Danny gaped at the retreating man. Vlad was willing to give up sex for a MONTH? The teen squeaked as he noticed the spider had moved from where he had last seen it. Where was it? Where was it? Oh God...