Superphantom Week
Day 5: Fenton Weaponry

A/N: alright, the last day! i must say, i'm really glad i got to participate in this, it's been a lot of fun writing these drabbles! anyway, this drabble is really short, i think the shortest one yet. kind of fitting for the end, right?...right?

Never Again

"That was, by far, your worst idea ever."

Dean grumbled loudly as he stumbled into the motel room, glaring at his younger brother as he kicked off his shoes.

"Ugh, this stuff is never coming out," the younger Winchester complained, grabbing at the green goo that clung to his hair. He cursed when he tugged on it before turning back to the elder of the two. "I mean, seriously, these guys are scientists who opened a hole into another dimension. Did you really expect that there wouldn't be any security?"

Dean huffed as he peeled off his jacket, wincing at the sight of the green sticky substance that dripped off it. He really liked that jacket. "Yeah, yeah, keep talking shit Sammy. If I remember correctly, you were giving no objects when I brought up the idea."

Sam glared but said nothing more as he, too, struggled to remove his jacket and shirt. In all honesty, they did not have many other options, and while he was well aware that there would be security, he wasn't expecting…well, whatever it was they got. And what they got was a bucket full of an ectoplasm-like substance dumped on their heads.

"Get out of my house!" Mrs. Fenton had shouted as she threw the bucket at them, picking up a baseball bat that had her family name on it. "I've already called the cops and I will not hesitate to use this thing!"

"I don't get it," Dean grumbled as he made his way towards the bathroom, hoping to distract his brother so he could jump in first. "The place was loaded with all sorts of high-tech weapons, and at least fifty types of guns, and the thing she goes for is a freaking bat!"

A/N: and that's it! this fic is completed. this fic was fully dedicated to superphantom week drabbles, and with superphantom week now done no more shall be added here. but seeing as i had so much fun writing these, it's a safe bet that i shall be writing more superphantom in the future. probably not the near future, but the future. i would like to thank all of you who favorited, followed, and reviewed this story, it's nice to know that you enjoyed these silly drabbles! i guess i don't have much else to say...

ooh how about a fun fact before i end this! i called this fic five moons because a) there are five days to superphantom week, and b) i saw the chance to make a reference to trigun and i took it. (okay i'm not sure if gunsmoke has more than five moons but there's at least five because, ya know, the whole fifth moon incident, BUT i'm getting off track). and...yeah, that's that. thanks again for reading!