The first time Lee found out about Sasuke's love for tomatoes, he'd gone to the market and bought a dozen. Being the romantic man that he was, he put them in a little decorated basket with a red bow and small note.

For my beloved, your secret admirer.

He'd left it at the front of Sasuke's dorm door and hijacked out of there with the speed of a cheetah and grace of a hippopotamus.

Unfortunately, Sasuke had requested a dorm change the week before and never received his unknown delicacies.

"Uh, is this supposed to be a joke?" Suigetsu looked to both ways of his dorm hall, as if to locate the person responsible.

"I'm fucking allergic to tomatoes."