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AN: Put up a poll for the final pairing for Haha since there was a three way tie. Read and Review.

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Chapter 4: Surprise

The petite teen hummed happily as he cleaned the house started with the top floor bedrooms. Haha was singing along with the radio as music blasted from the speakers when a little boy came flying through the open window following a loud explosion from Tsuna's house. Emerald eyes blinked in surprise as the teen stared at the five-year old dressed in a cow suit with an afro that had landed at Haha's feet. Said child looked close to crying which prompted the kind-hearted teen to drop his broom and pick up Lambo, cooing and rocking the child, "Oh you poor dear, Are you alright?"

The little boy sniffled some before nodding, "Lambo-sama fine." Lambo then looked up at him with sparkling green eyes studying Haha before hugging the teen, "Okasan!"

While most teenage boys would be offended with being called Okasan, Haha grew up being called Little Mother and Mother-sama by his father's men and Family so he was used to it. And Haha had to admit, while staring into a mirror hanging on the wall, he could pass off as Lambo's mother. So smiling softly, heart warming as he hugged Lambo close, Haha swore softly, "Of course I'll be your mother little one."

The five-year old gave a shout of joy before giggling when Haha tickled him, "Now lets go show you off to Ojisan~"

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Doragon was unsure what to think as he stared at the child his adopted nephew was holding up proudly, "Wh-what?"

Haha giggled happily cuddling Lambo as he repeated what he had just said, "Lil Lambo came flying through the window and declared me his Okasan which I agreed to be. I'm sure Papa will love having a grandson. Look he's so cute!"

The teen cooed and giggled going on about Lambo's cuteness, who happily ate up the attention like all children his age. The bodyguard sighed while his younger brothers snickered at their friend's actions used to him picking up 'strays.' Here he had hoped Haha had stopped his habit of picking up 'strays' but considering half of his father's men were 'strays' Haha picked up, Doragon seriously doubted he ever would.

As Doragon watched the two interact, he couldn't help but wonder if Haha was distantly related to the Bovino Family, it would explain the similarities between Lambo and the teen. Then the bodyguard groaned, "Oh sweet Kami, his father is going to storm Namimor to throttle whoever 'knocked up and defiled his sweet little innocent kit.' Even though Haha isn't a female and can't carry children." Doragon blanched at the thought, "Dear Kami, he is of Magi blood, he very well could be able to carry. Oh save us from an over protective father if he can."

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Somewhere in Japan, a certain red-head was trying not to break his phone as he listened to his sweet kit go on about his new son, not knowing his new 'grandson' was five and not a new-born like Reddo thought, "Kit, I'm going to be coming over to see my new grand-kit." 'And slaughter all who dare think themselves worthy of my son! Don't worry Haha Daddy's coming to protect you from those evil perverted boys!'

"Now what were the names of those nice boys you hang out with?~"

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AN: Sorry about the shortness. Oh what evil have I unleashed upon the world. Hehehe. Should Haha be able to have kiddies? And what should Reddo do when he gets to Namimori? Well that answer depends on who wins the pairing poll. Please vote on the poll on my blog if you wish to find out what happens next~ Mwhahaha.