Here's the Chapter 5 of Eddy Cooper! Also I posted a Poll for a fanfic go check it out.

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Chapter Five: Operation Crashing Ed. Eddy Cooper VS The Dark Gourd!

Eddy continued to read more about his family history, learning more about it with each turn of the page. As he did, he began to the clockwork silhouette in every one of the pages' picture. Each Cooper was taken down by Clockwerk, luckily his father survived with the aid of his mother Carmelita. Before Eddy could get to more pages about his father, the book was pulled down to show an annoyed Double D.

"Eddy. I'm glad you're reading literature, albeit a handbook for thieves, but its morning you should get some sleep." Double D stated since the mission would take place at night they had to become nocturnal.

"Alright." Eddy closed his book up and placed it on the nightstand. Eddy laid in his bed and fell asleep as Double D walked out of the room. Nighttime soon came as the Eds were in different positions. Eddy was atop a roof right next to the night club, as Double D and Ed ran over to the water tower.

"Okay, we'll need to do this right and-" Double D was cut off as Ed threw a car at the water tower. It exploded in a fire burst of destruction, leaving the armadillo Ed shocked by his friends actions. "Ed, what have you done?!"

"Well, aren't they going to fix this?" Ed questioned.

"NO! They'll have wondered why small pieces of concrete got into their water! And if that doesn't get their attention the explosion will!" Double D proclaimed.

"Did Ed mess up?" Ed asked.

"Guys what's going on?! What was that explosion?!" Eddy spoke over their earpieces.

"Ed destroyed the water tower and now-" Double D was cut off by the sound of stampeding footsteps. They were soon by a bunch of french rats, a few frogs and a bunch of bulls with guns.

"Uh oh." Double D proclaimed.

"Go!" Ed tossed Double D to where he think's Eddy was. "Alright you fucks! Come and get it!" Ed began to punch the countless army of henchmen as they began to advance. Ed smashed one of the rat's body against a bull's head as a snap was heard afterwards. Ed grabbed one of the bull and jumped into the air, piledriving it into the concrete. Ed jumped into the air once more and body slammed onto a lot of them. Ed roared as he charged into a crowd of them. Meanwhile with Double D who landed on the same roof Eddy was on.

"Oww, I think I cracked my shell." Double D proclaimed.

"Nevermind that, where's Ed?" Eddy asked.

"He's taking on an army of those thugs! We have to bail on this plan." Double D suggested not wanting to be beaten up.

"No forget that! We've can't go back now! Double D what's a faster way to get the Plank sign off of its hinges?" Eddy questioned.

"Well, a large object about a bull's size could dislodge it." Double D assessed and just as he said it, a bull came flying from where Ed was and hit the sign. The sign's last bolts popped off breaking a huge hole into the street where it revealed the printing press room.

"Thank you, Ed!" Eddy does a back flip into the hole landing straight in front of Johnny who smacked him into lower level of the room.

"I see the thief Eddy Cooper has come to face The Dark Gourd and his trusty cohort Timber the Dark Shard!" Johnny proclaimed.

"So you're a villain now?" Eddy asked. "Why do you want the Clockwerk feathers? What do you have to gain from this?"

"Simple, I'm going to make you guys suffer for what you did to me when we were kids," Johnny smirked. "And if it means taking you out myself what have I got to lose?"

"I'll take you down and the entire Klaww gang down!" Eddy exclaimed.

"We'll see," Johnny smirked as he picked up a long pipe and charged at Eddy who countered with his cane. Johnny began to mercilessly swing the pipe at Eddy who blocked each swing with his cane. Eddy tried to think of a strategy, but he was soon backed over to the wall. The Dark Gourd soon smacked the cane out of Eddy's hand and smacked Eddy across the face with the pipe. Eddy groaned and held the right side of his face in pain from the hit. Before Johnny could make another hit, Eddy threw a small ball on the ground that bursts into smoke. The chipmunk's vision was blocked prompting him to wave the smoke away only to see the raccoon was gone. Johnny looked around confused, not knowing that Eddy was still there performing one of his ancestors moves: Slytunkhamen's invisibility technique. "Come out you coward!"

When Johnny turned his back to him, Eddy stood up turning him visible once more and side kicked the Gourd straight into a bunch of money goo. Eddy dashed for his cane as he grabbed it and did a back flip landing into a battle pose. Before Johnny could react, Eddy smashed his cane against the chipmunk cracking his gourd helmet. Johnny fell to the ground holding his head in pain.

"Eddy, I just called the police." Double D proclaimed over the earpiece. "You should get out with the tail feathers before they get to you."

"Right." Eddy jumped up back to the printing press room and smacked the tail feathers off the machine. Eddy posed boastfully holding the tail feathers up. "Tell Ed to get the van started. And I think we need a few days of as a reward for our hard work."

After Eddy had made off with the tail feathers Nazz came bursting in with her shock pistol and flashing her badge. She instantly took Johnny in for running an illegal counter fit money operation. Eddy smirked seeing Nazz wanted to bust him for his crimes. The Eds were flying over Paris in their van as Eddy began to look at the tail feathers.

"So do we destroy these things?" Eddy asked.

"Check your book, there may be some information on how to dispose of it." Double D asked as Eddy nodded and looked through the pages.

"No info, it just says something about a hate chip my mom crushed under her boot." Eddy proclaimed.

"Your mom must really hate potato chips." Ed stated bluntly.

"Let's worry about how we're going to destroy these things when it comes to it," Eddy suggested. "Where's the next Parts at?"

"The next one's in India." Double D proclaimed.

"Yay! Let's ride some elephants!" Ed proclaimed letting go of the wheel causing them to nearly fall in the ocean.

"Ed, wheel!" Double D panicked as they soon regained flight.

"Never, ever do that again!" Eddy shouted.

Here's Chapter 5 of Eddy Cooper's travel through the world to find the parts. Also sorry if this seemed short, I am really sick *sneezes* plus the pressure from school isn't help *sneezes* ing. I hope to create a new chapter for you guys that is longer.

~Ghostdog 2.5