BlackLynx17: Last chapter folks, thank you for loving my story and reviewing! Have a great life!

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Mr. & Ms. Nisekoi

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She couldn't help but be on her guard as she walked into her home, something she never thought she'd be. Walking inside and turning the corner, she was met with her husband in a frilly apron with two drinks in his hand.

"Perfect timing." He smiled.

Chitoge smiled back, taking the drink from his hand. "This is a nice surprise."

"Well I missed you, and I told you there'd be a surprise when you'd get here." Raku grinned.

She couldn't admire the grin she loved so much about him though as her eyes trailed to the Draino right next to the sink.

"Come on, dinner's all set at the table. Shall we?" Raku asked walking ahead.

"Yes," Chitoge mumbled following after him. She dumped her drink out at a nearby plant before entering the room; her eyes widened the slightest when she saw the dinnerware set on the table.

"I thought you only broke these out for special occasions?"

"This is a special occasion." Raku said pulling out her seat.

Chitoge smiled and sat down in the chair, letting him push her in. He snuck a kiss on the side of her cheek making her jump up. Raku only laughed as he left the room to bring in the first meal.

"Hmm, pot roast! My favorite." Chitoge said.

"I know, surprise." Raku smiled pulling out a knife.

Her heartbeat accelerated, "you know what. Why don't I do that for you Darling?" Chitoge asked getting up.

She took the knife from his hands and started cutting up the roast. Raku walked around the table and pulled out another knife, starting to cut the bread. Chitoge didn't relax until Raku placed the knife down on the table and reached for a bowl. Relax? What was she thinking about? Of course she'd be relaxed! This was her husband she was talking about, her first love! Though their love was fake in the beginning, it was real now. No longer did they need the keys and the pendent, they had each other.

"So, how was work?" Raku nearly laughed, hoping to find out she wasn't that mad at him for nearly killing her.

Chitoge chuckled lightly, "actually we had a little trouble with commission."

Raku knew her terms and nodded, "is that right?" He asked with a smirk.

"Yup, double booking with another firm."

"Would you like some beansprouts Honey?" Raku asked holding the bowl in front of her.

Chitoge eyes widened and she started giggling.

"I know how much you love them." Raku smiled placing a spoonful on her plate.

"Thanks Raku."

This was her husband she was talking about, no way would he be trying to... why did Chitoge see rat poison in the reflection of the mirror?

"Well I hope everything works out okay." Raku said taking off his apron.

"It hasn't yet, but it will." Chitoge said. As soon as she gets this thing settled and over with. She waited for Raku to take the first bite, and the second, then third. Raku watched her curiously.

"What's wrong Chitoge? Don't have an appetite? That would be a first." Raku laughed.

"Oh, I'm fine. So um Raku, how was your job?" Chitoge asked getting straight to the point.

"Oh we had a few problems ourselves. Figures didn't add up and did you finish your drink already? Would you like some wine?" Raku asked getting up from his seat.

He reached for the bottle of wine on the table and walked over to her, started to fill up her cup. Chitoge gulped as she watched him, not wanting to believe it. She shouldn't have then. Raku smiled as he passed her the glass of wine back. It wasn't so, she knew it wasn't true... her family though didn't believe that. How else would a red dot be lined up with her beloved husband's forehead?

Raku himself had seen the light from the glare in the window and widened his eyes, dropping the wine on the carpet as he reached out to protect his wife from harm. Chitoge had thought of it as an attack though and pushed him on the ground, no not an attack. She was trying to save him herself!

"Stay here, I'll be right back." Chitoge said getting up running towards the garage.

"No Chitoge! Someone's out there right now aiming for us!" Raku yelled getting up after her.

He couldn't protect her without a gun though so Raku quickly grabbed one from his stash, going to the garage and finding their car gone. He cursed as he started running outside after her, cutting through people's yards and fences as he tried to cut her off. Her life was in trouble, he needed to be there and protect her! God Raku knew she was mad about getting shot at! No wonder she drove off by herself, she wanted to be the one to kill this guy and imagine it was him.

"Come on, come on, how could I have been so stupid?! Of course Claude wouldn't have just let this go, of course he would have hired Tsugumi or someone to kill him. Answer your stupid phone Claude!" Chitoge grumbled.

Raku ran faster, locking his gun as he was almost there. All he had to do was hop over this white fence and- instead of hoping over, Raku ran straight through it accidently pulling the trigger. Chitoge stopped the car, her eyes widening at the bullet hole right beside her.

"Oh dear god." Raku said dropping his gun and running into the street.

She was definitely not going to be happy with him now. Boy was he right when he heard her start pushing down on the engine.

"Wait, no, no, no. Accident!" Raku said his arms in the air.

All Chitoge could process though was that he tried to kill her right now and that Claude... Claude had actually been right. She lifted her foot off the break and ran straight into Raku, hitting him and watching him sprawl on the windshield.

"Chitoge! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry, you're overreacting a little bit! Pull over!" Raku yelled.

"I loved you! I can't believe I actually loved you and you were only playing games with me!" Chitoge yelled back hitting the roof.

"Playing games? What are you talking about Chitoge?" Raku asked.

"I loved you! I loved you!" She cried.

"I'm seriously don't know what you are-, is this about firing a rocket at you?! I'm sorry Honey, don't get mad at me."

Chitoge had two choices. Either running this car off a hill and jumping out of it... or stopping the car and actually talking to her husband like she had planned onto. She slammed her foot on the accelerator, fully planning on doing that until she remembered... she remembered what she was going to do in the first place. Ask him about it.

So Chitoge slowly eased to a stop, unlocking the car so Raku could crawl off the roof and into the car.

"Chitoge, what's happening? Are you alright? You must have known I didn't mean to- I didn't-"

"Have our families been fighting?" Chigoe asked.

"Huh?"

"Our families, have they've been getting along lately?"

Raku blinked, "to my knowledge yes. What's going on Chitoge?"

"Claude found out we were faking in the beginning, well he found out you were faking." Chitoge whispered.

"Huh? Really? How? Well that shouldn't be a problem actually since we're in love now." Raku said.

"But it is, he hired someone to kill you tonight Raku. I thought you were going to kill me tonight, I'm sorry. I'm, just tell me it isn't true. Just tell me I'm not right and don't pull a gun out on me and kill me." Chitoge pleaded.

Raku's eyes widened as he pulled her into his arms.

"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" He screamed in her ear.

Chitoge flinched.

"I love you, God I love you so much Chitoge. Did you honestly believe I was trying to kill you tonight?!" RAku yelled.

"Well, I saw the Draino and rat poison in the kitchen-"

"Because I clogged the sink and you remember our rodent problem."

Chitoge blinked, feeling silly.

"I told Boss to assign me that mission and not you because I know how much you hate the middle of nowhere, and he did. Claude said you refused in anyway, so why did you end up going there?" Raku asked.

"Claude practically forced me to go, I didn't have a choice."

"You don't think he-"

"Claude? No! Never! He'd never-"

"Even if he thought I'd been using you for all these years?"

...

"Oh my God Raku, we have to go." Chitoge said started up the car engine.

"Chitoge?"

"I just remembered, Tsugumi is trying to kill you right now. We have to hide out until we get this all handled."

"Tsugumi?" Raku asked putting on his seatbelt.

"Yeah, she's a kid Claude adopted, my best friend actually. She thinks you betrayed me as well and is pissed. Do you have any place we can lay low?" Chitoge asked turning down the street.

Raku was about to say no, or maybe, until his phone started ringing. He looked at the caller ID and blinked, never mind that thought. Seems he did know one.


"So this is the Mrs. Ichijou! First time meeting you in person and must I say, you look lovely." Shu flirted.

"Um Raku, is he always-"

"Yeah, you'll get used to it."

"I don't think I want to get used to it." Chitoge shivered hiding behind Raku.

"Shu, back off my wife." Raku said.

"Sorry Raku, so you've gotten the text I sent?" Shu asked leaning back in his seat.

"The text about the bounties on our heads? Yes. What happened?" Raku asked slamming his hand on the table.

"It was a set up. We aren't the only agencies you know, but ours were the two biggest. We've been keeping our alliance in secret though and somehow... it leaked out." Shu said.

"So?"

"So-"

"So once they found out that Raku and I were together..."

"Bingo. It was the perfect plan to turn our agencies against each other and guess what? It happened. I didn't know your girl was brighter than you Raku." Shu laughed punching his shoulder.

"Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second. Are you telling me that we were set up?" Raku growled.

"Well you know we only do it for the money while, from what you tell me about Chitoge, she only does it for the justice. All they had to do was make up a man with a horrible background and flaunt a lot of cash. Of course our agencies would accept it. Raku our family is messed up right now, they're preparing for a war." Shu said.

"No, Father-"

"Isn't the leader anymore and you know Boss doesn't see reason. Once he found out it was Chitoge who tried to kill you, and then with Claude jumping him, he thinks you're being held hostage."

"Well I'm not!"

"Then we need to go and tell them then." Shu said then looked over at Chitoge.

"Without her." He added.

"No." Raku said instinctively reaching out for his wife's hand.

"If what Shu says is true Raku then my family is preparing for a war also." She mumbled.

"This is the facts. If you two separate from each other you got a shot. Not a great shot, but you got a shot. If you two stay together... then we're all dead. You need to go back home and show everyone you're alive Raku, convince them you're still in love with Chitoge while she tries to do the same with her family. You two can't do it together, the other won't see reason. Once one of them sees you then... it's bullets first and questions later."

"Raku... it doesn't sound so-"

"No, that is not an option. I'm going to protect you Chitoge, who's to say they won't take you away from me?" Raku asked.

"Raku-"

"No. What's our second option?"

"You guys don't have a second option."

Raku's eyes showed defeat and Chitoge hid herself in his arms. Shu stared at the two of them and sighed.

"Kill them all." He said.

Both their eyes shot up.

"What?!"

"Excuse me?!"

"Not our families, the other agencies that started this mess. They're waiting for our war to start so they can finish off the winners. We're all going to die if you two do nothing, I didn't want to tell you guys this because now only you two might die. There's an easier way thou-"

"Give us the name of the agencies." Raku said.

"Raku-"

"No Shu, I want you to take Chitoge home and give me a name of all of them. I'll take care of this."

"No you won't! If you think for one second I'm going to let you walk to your grave then you can forget about it!" Chitoge yelled.

"This isn't the same Chitoge-"

"How isn't it?! I love you just as much as you love me so how is it any different?"

"Because I've already lost someone I've loved and you won't come back! That's why!" Raku yelled.

Shu skillfully slipped away and let the couple solve their bickering.

"You're not going to come back, I won't live the rest of my life without you Chitoge." Raku said.

"And you don't think I feel the same? You think I'll actually listen and sit restlessly at home, waiting for you to come home or for Shu or someone else to tell me you're dead? If we're dying Raku, we're dying together. Till death do us part, remember?"

It was the crying that made Raku give into her. Shu slipped back into the seat seeing how the arguing had stopped.

"So? Your decisions?" Shu asked.

"How many companies are we talking about here?" Raku asked.

"Four that I know of, there might be some supporters in the background."

"We're going to need information, lists of every single member and everything. We can't take this on one at a time Raku, it'll take too long and it'll warn the others. We need to hit them all at once." Chitoge said.

"Yeah, alright. Shouldn't be so hard for us, we are the best. We're going to need find a place that works in our favor for the job." Raku said.

Shu watched as the two assassins started to collaborate.

"You two, before any of this happens though, I have a suggestion."


The two agencies were pulling out their guns, locking and loading as they kept to their sides of the room and waited for the first person to pull the trigger. Riku's Father and Adelt stood in the front of the two rivals, trying to calm down their families. There was a riot going on though, their precious heirs were missing. The two of them couldn't control their families, their hearts heavy from the disappearance of their children.

"Hello everyone!" Shu said walking into the room.

"Who the hell are you?!" Claude asked cocking his gun.

"Shu? Thank God, have you heard anything of Raku?" His Father asked.

"No worries, I have a message from Raku and Chitoge." He said holding up the video.

"Boy if you value your life you better forfeit over that disk." Claude said.

"Sorry but this video is meant for all of us, why else would I summon you all here?" Shu asked getting the TV set up.

He ignored the answers and the arguments, knowing they would all shut up once he got the video playing. He turned the TV on and the DVD player, placing the disk in and pressing the play button.

"Hey guys!"

"Hi everyone!"

All eyes trailed towards the TV where Raku and Chitoge were standing at.

"If you're watching this then that means Shu must have done something right."

"Hehehe, anyway everyone. I'm sorry to inform you but Raku and I have been lying to you for a long time."

Everyone's eyes widened.

"Claude... you were right. I don't know how you found out but, in the beginning... Raku and I weren't really dating. We were just doing it because we didn't want our families to go to war."

"I knew it! I'm going to kill that little punk!" Claude yelled.

Everyone shushed him.

"But we fell in love. After a few months of living together, we fell for each other. I'd do anything for Chitoge, and she feels the same way."

"I do, I love him Claude. Sorry we lied to you, in the end it ended up coming true it seems. Things happened though and now... our families are in danger."

"Yeah, so we're going to take care of it. Hopefully by the time we return home everyone will be on friendly terms again."

"And if not then we are going to set everything straight! You guys shouldn't be fighting each other, instead you should be making peace. If you actually took the time and talked to one another, you might learn that you have more things in common than killing."

"Anyways we also made this video just in case... the worst possible scenario will happened."

"Not that it will because Raku and I are the best."

"Yeah, but in the worst case... I'm not going to live without Chitoge by my side.

"And I can't live in a world without Raku."

"So Father, just know, I love you and thank you for everything."

"And Daddy... even though you never wanted me in this business... thank you for understanding. I love you so much Daddy. Good-bye."

"Bye everyone, see you all soon."

The video turned blank and the room was quiet.

"What are they doing?" Adelt asked.

"Someone leaked to the other agencies that the two of them were married, that or they somehow found out themselves. They're on the wanted list if you haven't notice, they're going to kill everyone who wants them dead."

"No." Raku's Father gasped.

"They figured if Chitoge and Raku killed each other then we'd end up going to war and in the end they could come in and destroy us both. They didn't want that happening to us so they left to save us."

"This is all a lie to make us fall into their trap." Claude growled pushing up his glasses.

"No Claude, I don't think it is. Milady." Tsugumi said walking over to Shu.

"Then they've tricked you as well! Tsugumi!"

"ENOUGH!" Adelt yelled.

Claude flinched and looked over at his former leader.

"This is enough, I've had it with this! I've had it! I'm retaking leadership of the Beehive Gang!" Adelt said.

"But sir-"

"No butts! All I asked of you was to keep my daughter safe, now does she seem safe?!" Adelt yelled.

Claude could say nothing.

"I'm leader once again and I order everyone to stalk up on weapons! We're heading to war! Old friend, I'll hope you help me here." Adelt said.

"Of course Adelt. Sorry Boss but I'm withdraw my retirement. You heard Adelt everybody, grab your guns! We're saving our Bon!" Raku's Father cheered.

As the two agencies roared and cheered, Tsugumi rushed over to Shu.

"Please, please, tell me you know where Milady is." She begged.

"I know, you should be begging if it's too late or not. Those two idiots, I told them they'd need backup."

"Well they have it now, where are they Shu?" Raku's father asked.

"EVERYBODY BETTER GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER! WE NEED TO LEAVE ASAP IF WE STAND A HOPE OF SAVING THEM!" Shu announced.

It wasn't going to be too late, it wasn't. Raku couldn't die off like that, Shu wouldn't allow him too.


"If this ever happened, before I knew you, my way out was a boat standing in La Paz."

"It still could be."

"I don't know, I hear it's rainy this time of season." Chitoge giggled.

She leaned over and rested her head against Raku's shoulder.

"There's no where I'd rather be." She whispered.

"Cargo drop. Atlas Mountains. So which one would you rather choose?" Raku asked her.

"What? Get-aways?"

"No Chitoge, our final stand. Where would you rather die at? HomeMade or KostMart?"

"Well, KostMart is where I found those delightful curtains for our home."

"HomeMade it is, let's go."

Chitoge giggled as she followed Raku in. They had set the bait, they were the bait, now all they had to do was wait.

"How many people do you think will come?" She asked.

"Hundreds, nothing under 200."

"You have that many enemies huh?"

"I'm just thinking about all the low agencies in Japan. There's about more than 50 members in each agencies, about 10 top ones that'd want us dead."

"So this is it, I'm ready." Chitoge said unlocking her gun.

Raku stared at her and reached for her hand.

"I wish I still had my locket to give you, for good luck." He told her.

Chitoge smiled and reached for her ribbon, untying it and retying it around Raku's neck.

"I can still give you my ribbon, for good luck of course."

Raku smiled and reached for the twin hairclips in his hair, clipping them in Chitoge's hair.

"There, I'm not sure how lucky those are but I guess we'll find out tonight.

Chitoge smiled fondly as she touched them, her smile fading when they heard the sound of a helicopter flying over them. The two of them shared a look and nodded, Chitoge reaching out and kissing Raku on the lips.

"See you in the next life Chitoge."

"Likewise Raku."


Everything burned, everything hurt. The two of them would have been long dead if it wasn't for their bullet proof vests and experience. The two of them hid in a storage house, panting heavily as they tore their outer clothes off. It got silent all of a sudden as the assassins started surrounding the house. Chitoge sighed and turned around, seeing Raku struggle to bandage his arm. She leaned over and started helping him.

"How's it look?"

Chitoge gulped and smiled brightly at him, "it's a piece of cake."

The two of the started loading up there guns, strapping them around each other as they got ready for the final fight. Raku took a moment to look at her, really look at his wife... he smiled.

"I love you Chitoge." He whispered to her.

Chitoge forgot about the world outside, all she saw was Raku. She leaned over and rested her head against his, closing her eyes. It was a small moment, a moment was all they had. When the two of them reopened their eyes they shared silent goodbyes and exited the storehouse, guns blazing. Feathers flew everywhere, fires started, glass broke, lights flickered, bodies fell like rain, it was anarchy. The two of them couldn't stop, they were together until the end. For a second though they were the only ones left... and then another second. The two of them started looking around, finding themselves completely alone.


"I'm interested in the progress you've made in the last few weeks."

"Uh... doing alright, aren't we? I mean, listen I'm not going to lie there are times where I just wanted to," Mr. Nisekoi clicked his tongue, "kill her."

Mrs. Nisekoi giggled and nodded her head, "likewise."

"But couldn't take the shot."

"That's a good sign, sometimes you have to peddle through."

"That's marriage right?"

"Yeah, you take your best shot."

The two of them shared a look and smiled, both of them rubbing their rings on their fingers. Mr. Nisekoi looked over at their marriage councilor as something popped into his head.

"Oh, we redid the house."

"We did, yes we did. And I got to pick out the curtains."

Mr. Nisekoi rolled his eyes.

"You know they'll always be challenges."

"Yup."

"But you can handle it together."

"So far."

"So far? Hahaha, what is that?"

"I'm leaving room for the unknown."

"So far."

"Now getting back to the sex question, ho-"

"Ah, well the- did I tell you how it ended? I don't I did, well let me tell you." Mr. Nisekoi interrupted him.


"Hey Raku, I've think I've finally had enough killing for one life time." Chitoge said dropping her guns.

"You know what Chitoge, I was thinking the exact same thing." Raku said copying her.

"What do you say we pack up and start a new life? America's a beautiful place, and I even have our fake last names picked out." Chitoge giggled.

"Really? Seems you've thought this out before."

"I have, when we were married. Just in case you know? At home they're two suitcases that contain our new lives together, if that's what you want."

Raku snored, "now what would make you think I'd want anything else?"

Chitoge giggled and fell into his arms, resting her head on his chest.

"Raku, I-"

"CHITOGE!"

"BON!"

"PRINCESS!"

"RAKU!"

"WE'RE HERE!"

Raku and Chitoge froze as they watched both of their families burst into the store, fire arms lit and aiming all over the place. All they needed was a target and they all would die.

"Yo, I brought reinforcements for you two." Shu said walking up.

"Princess! Are you alright?!" Tsugumi said running up to her.

"You're too late Shu, we handled things." Raku sighed relaxing.

He thought more enemies had came, then again the enemies wouldn't have yelled their names like that.

"Yes Tsugumi, I'm fine. Perfectly fine." Chitoge smiled.

Tsugumi sniffed and looked around, along with everyone else.

"Wow."

"Here I was thinking that kid was nothing but a wimp."

"Here I thought that she was nothing but a spoiled brat."

Claude cleared his voice and walked up to Raku, an evil sneer on his face.

"I'm... I-... I'm... sorry, for trying to kill you before Kid." Claude shuttered to say.

Raku blinked while Chitoge laughed.

"Um... it's, okay?"

"Phew, you weren't half bad Kid. Maybe you can actually take care of our Princess," he said placing a hand on Raku's shoulder.

Now things were getting weird.

"Too bad you aren't! Princess! I was so worried!" Claude said pushing him aside.

There he was. Raku laughed as he caught himself and went to talk to his family, Chitoge doing the same. They all ignored the fact of all the dead bodies around them as they hugged and reassured each other that nothing was wrong.

"Makes you want to stay, huh?" Raku whispered.

"The next flight to California takes off in two hours." She whispered back.

Raku smirked, laughing at his friends.

"City of Angels, here we come."

"I think you mean City of Demons when we get through with it."


"Alright, here are your tickets Mr. and Mrs. Nisekoi. Have a safe flight."

Raku and Chitoge walked off, Raku rolling their suitcases while Chitoge held onto a sealed bowl that contained Au and Un.

"Nisekoi, huh?" Raku asked.

"False love, suits us doesn't it? Or well, it did."

"Do Au and Un get false names as well?"

"Sure Raku, they can be Nise and Love now."

"Nisekoi, Nise love, false love... I'm ready, to start all over with you again. I'm ready, and sure am excited!" Raku cheered.

"Me too! Now you get to struggle in America trying to speak English, this is going to be so much fun!" Chitoge squealed.

"Actually Honey, I've been brushing up on my English skills."

Chitoge's eyes widened and then she pouted, "no fair Raku. You were suppose to suffer like I did."

"I'm sorry Honey, I'll pretend to struggle if you like."

"It's alright Darling, I have a huge surprise for you though when we move into our new home."

"Surprise? What is it?"

"Well Darling, I scheduled for us to meet a marriage councilor!"

Raku blinked, "I sorry Honey, I didn't understand the last part of your sentence."

"Too bad then Raku, you'll have to wait and see now it seems." Chitoge winked before putting on her glasses.

"Chitoge? Chitoge? Hey Chitoge! What did you say?!"

The End.

Hope you enjoyed this everyone, I love this movie.