Chapter 13
Monica: damn you chandler.
Chandler: what did I do?
Rachel: ok people.. Let the women explain to us how is this going to work?
Monica: you just use the characters that you have chosen when you are with us.
Ross: cool .. That makes it easier.
Phoebe: why?
Ross: I don't know .. I was just making a statement..
Rachel: yeah.. And not a very good one.
Monica: ok people!!
All: ok/ what/ sorry mon.
Joey : wait.. If I'm you.. Then I have to clean?
Monica: well.. Not really.. You can just talk like me. You don't have to be really like me.. A little will do. Got it?!
All: yeah/no need to yell.
Monica: sorry…
Chandler: now you're the one saying sorry.
Monica: what ?
Chandler: I don't know… I'm phoebe .. I say weird stuff.
Phoebe: shut up man..
Chandler: yeah ok.. I curse you to be a frog some day..
Ross: this is a very good idea … (laughing)
Phoebe: hey.. You fooled around with my sister..
Chandler: no chandler did..
Rachel: hey.. Chandler is a woman .. (laughs .. Then everyone excepts chandler)
Monica: rach.. You're so funny … no wait… I'm suppose to be the funny one here.
Ross: Monica let it go..
Rachel: Ross you have to get me some dino things for my room.
Ross: what for..
Rachel: I'm you.. I'm a dino freak.
Ross: then what.. I need to wear Ralph Lauren suits everyday?
Monica: people!! You are not listening to me just now.. You don't really have to be the person.. Just a little will do.
Joey: can we get started I need to clean.
Ross: no you don't.
Joey: oh yeah that's right.
Rachel: so what? We start now?
Monica: yah?
Phoebe: ok got it … hey.. but luckily I don't really have to be like joey czuse then I have to eat beef. A lot of beef.
Chandler: you're right. Ok let's get started.
(everyone was silent)
Joey: people!! Start!!
Ross: ok ok.. Hang on there.
Rachel: so you know guys.. There is going to be a nature show coming up… I'll be here on the couch. (goes to the couch)
Ross: how did you know?
Rachel: you told me yesterday…
Monica: and you still don't know (has this chandler look on her)
Phoebe: try harder mon ..
Monica: I'm sorry but this is my best…
Chandler: seriously .. THIS is your best?
Monica: of course not …
Rachel: yes it is..
Monica: ok .. Yes it is.. I dun know how to make jokes.
Ross: yes you do.. When we were little ..oh I'm sorry no you were big ..
Phoebe: now that's funny.
Ross: thank you.
Joey: you know mon .. this is not working … it's actually kinda hard to act out each other.
Monica: you're an actor ..
Joey: but .. It's still hard .
Monica: ok fine.. I'll call it off.
All: yes!/ thank god!
Chandler: not I can be my old funny me again .. Woo hoo.
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Monica: damn you chandler.
Chandler: what did I do?
Rachel: ok people.. Let the women explain to us how is this going to work?
Monica: you just use the characters that you have chosen when you are with us.
Ross: cool .. That makes it easier.
Phoebe: why?
Ross: I don't know .. I was just making a statement..
Rachel: yeah.. And not a very good one.
Monica: ok people!!
All: ok/ what/ sorry mon.
Joey : wait.. If I'm you.. Then I have to clean?
Monica: well.. Not really.. You can just talk like me. You don't have to be really like me.. A little will do. Got it?!
All: yeah/no need to yell.
Monica: sorry…
Chandler: now you're the one saying sorry.
Monica: what ?
Chandler: I don't know… I'm phoebe .. I say weird stuff.
Phoebe: shut up man..
Chandler: yeah ok.. I curse you to be a frog some day..
Ross: this is a very good idea … (laughing)
Phoebe: hey.. You fooled around with my sister..
Chandler: no chandler did..
Rachel: hey.. Chandler is a woman .. (laughs .. Then everyone excepts chandler)
Monica: rach.. You're so funny … no wait… I'm suppose to be the funny one here.
Ross: Monica let it go..
Rachel: Ross you have to get me some dino things for my room.
Ross: what for..
Rachel: I'm you.. I'm a dino freak.
Ross: then what.. I need to wear Ralph Lauren suits everyday?
Monica: people!! You are not listening to me just now.. You don't really have to be the person.. Just a little will do.
Joey: can we get started I need to clean.
Ross: no you don't.
Joey: oh yeah that's right.
Rachel: so what? We start now?
Monica: yah?
Phoebe: ok got it … hey.. but luckily I don't really have to be like joey czuse then I have to eat beef. A lot of beef.
Chandler: you're right. Ok let's get started.
(everyone was silent)
Joey: people!! Start!!
Ross: ok ok.. Hang on there.
Rachel: so you know guys.. There is going to be a nature show coming up… I'll be here on the couch. (goes to the couch)
Ross: how did you know?
Rachel: you told me yesterday…
Monica: and you still don't know (has this chandler look on her)
Phoebe: try harder mon ..
Monica: I'm sorry but this is my best…
Chandler: seriously .. THIS is your best?
Monica: of course not …
Rachel: yes it is..
Monica: ok .. Yes it is.. I dun know how to make jokes.
Ross: yes you do.. When we were little ..oh I'm sorry no you were big ..
Phoebe: now that's funny.
Ross: thank you.
Joey: you know mon .. this is not working … it's actually kinda hard to act out each other.
Monica: you're an actor ..
Joey: but .. It's still hard .
Monica: ok fine.. I'll call it off.
All: yes!/ thank god!
Chandler: not I can be my old funny me again .. Woo hoo.
End