Oh the humanity!

The Conqueror sat on a stool, bored beyond belief. So bored, in fact, that every member of the staff at the castle had already tired of the 'Bored' song, which had been so absurd it'd been entertaining the first time.

Oichi bit her lower lip. "Maybe we can find new worlds for you to conquer?"

Nobunaga's Partner in Conquering instantly perked up. "Yes, that sounds good! Just got to find Arceus now!"

Twenty minutes later...

"Sounds fun," Arceus agreed. "I've always wanted to stick it to my counterparts in other worlds."

"Did you just bring out eight pokemon at the same time!?" an utterly terrified youngster asked.

"Yes. What about it?" The Conqueror asked.

"That's against the rules, isn't it?" the youngster continued, taking a few steps back.

"SCREW THE RULES, I'M RIDING GOD!"

That Rattata never saw Judgment coming.