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A/N: Hey people what's up? This is our first FF8 fic so yeah. This was writen late at night after a major pixie stix high so enjoy!

Trading Spaces

"Squall, please report to the headmaster's office, Squall please report to the headmaster's office." Said a loud voice over the intercom. Squall got up out of his desk in the back of Instructor Quistis Trepe's room and left without saying anything. Once he got in the hall the intercom spoke again, "Also, Selphie Tilmitt, we need you in the office as well, Selphie Tilmitt."

Great, I can't stand that woman. Squall was thinking to himself. He got in the elevator and ascended to the top floor and went through the doors to the headmaster Cid's office. Selphie was already in there bouncing up and down in place, Cid turned from where he was looking out the window to face the two SeeDs.

"There has been a new threat that I would like you to take care of." Squall nodded, of course, why else would we be called up here? "Someone in Dollet was seen building a big machine. Whenever someone asks him about it he never answers, however strange rumors have been flying around that town. I want you to find out what the machine does, if it is no big deal then leave it alone. If it is something life threatening then destroy it. If you like you may take a few of your friends, but make it minimal."

"Woo-hoo! Yay! Another mission! I love missions! Don't you Squall?!" she exclaimed bouncing up and down again. Why can't you just shut up?

"Whatever," he replied. Squall started out of the room and down the hall, Selphie was following him still hyper as ever.

"I'll show that machine! I'll give it a BAM! And a WHACK! Then! When it least suspects it, I'll give it a HI-YA!" she said throwing her fists in such a fashion that it reminded Squall vividly of Zell.

"I'm sure you will…" Squall said in his usual almost monotone. Cid said that we could bring someone, maybe I'll bring Rinoa… he thought, then he looked over at Selphie still bouncing around and saying what all she planned on doing to the machine. Or maybe doctor Kadowaki…

The two started down the elevator. "And then I'll give it another WHACK!"

"Will you just shut up?!" Squall screamed. Selphie looked up at him hurt, she looked down at her feet and didn't say anything for a whole 30 seconds, she then started ranting on about she was planning on bringing Irvine.

"I promised him that we would go to Dollet some day, but I did say just the two of us, ::::sigh:::: but it will be fun! Huh Squally Wally?" Squall rolled his eyes, but then he did realize that Selphie had been quiet for a whole 30 seconds, which was a record for her. Once they hit the bottom floor they separated to find who they were taking, they promised to meet back up at the entrance.

Squall was walking to the Library, he actually had NO idea of where to find Rinoa. He doubted she would be in the training center, because she hated fighting ANYTHING even though she did help when asked. The dormitories perhaps but why would she be there? (((Inserted A/N: Get your minds out of the gutters! Of course she isn't in Squall's bedroom…))) The cafeteria would be where Zell was, but not Rinoa, the only other place to check was the Quad. So he walked…and walked…and walked…and he finally made it to the Quad. He went down the several staircases and found her sitting and talking to Irvine and Selphie, of course Selphie is here, that's just my luck.

"Hey Rinoa," he said sitting by her. "We have another mission, would you like to come?" he asked. She smiled.

"Selphie was talking about it with Irvine, she said that she was inviting him." Squall turned to see Selphie literally hanging on to Irvine by the neck telling him how she is going to beat up the machine. "Yes, of course I would come! Do you think I would leave you with those two." she said and jokingly punched him in the shoulder. He gave a smile of relief.

"Great! Well we need to be leaving for Dollet really soon, and since we can't take the whole garden with use we can use the Ragnarok!" Selphie exclaimed excitedly. Squall rolled his eyes and decided to go to his dormitory and pack before leaving. Rinoa followed him while Irvine followed Selphie to her dorm.

Rinoa sat on Squall's bed while he busied himself looking for a bag. "So what is the mission? When Selphie talked to Irvine she just said that they were going on 'that trip to Dollet that they promised earlier'." She asked him.

"Well, someone is building some sort of 'evil machine' or at least that's what the headmaster seems to think." He explained as he pulled a suitcase out of the depths of his closet. "We are supposed to investigate it and if it really is 'evil' then destroy it." He finished as he laid it open on his floor and went to his dresser.

"Don't forget to pack extra underwear!" she teased. He just kept searching through his dresser. He pulled out some socks, some of his favorite belts, and of course his underwear and shoved them into his suitcase along with about five white T-shirts and his collection of black pants. After he finished him and Rinoa left to find Irvine and Selphie ready to go as well. The four of them walked out of Balamb Garden with their luggage in hand and boarded the Ragnarok.

Selphie was at the wheel with Irvine next to her as usual. Once they set the course to Dollet, Squall and Rinoa decided they had enough of watching Selphie drive, there had been too many occasions when they almost crashed into a mountain side, or free fell into an ocean. So they sat as far from the cockpit as possible. Once Selphie landed the ship near Dollet (by crashing into the ground) the crew left their luggage in the ship and went into town to investigate. The sad thing was that they couldn't get any real information, all they ever got was rumors.

Rinoa, Squall, Selphie and Irvine all split up to talk to the locals. Rinoa had approached one man and asked, "Do you know anything about the machine this man is supposedly building like what it does or where it's located?"

The man just answered, "He plans on blowing up the moon and letting it free fall into the earth!" Rinoa decided that that answer was too advanced and that she should just ask where the machine is, so she did, and he replied, "over there…" pointing to a gigantic machine that made her wonder why they hadn't seen it before. She quickly rounded up the others and went to the machine.

"So like, what does it like do?" asked Selphie in her usual high pitch voice. How the hell do you think I know? I just got here too… Squall thought silently to himself as he walked around the machine.

"Someone needs to keep guard so no one catches us here!" Irvine thought out loud. Squall shot up, he didn't think of that. "How about me and Selphie go keep watch?"

"No! I was asked to do this mission! I'm staying here! Take Rinoa with you!" Selphie argued. Irvine looked a little depressed, but just shrugged it off and walked away with Rinoa. After more examination Selphie shrieked, "What does this button do?" Squall went running to make sure she didn't push anything. He found her pointing to a button with the words 'Self Destruction' written over it. "Can I push it?! Huh? Huh? Huh?"

"No!" he screamed. She looked depressed but then she found an operation manual on the ground by her feet. She started reading it while Squall kept examining it. He found the name of the machine written in red letters on one side it. The machine's name was 'The Big Switch "Hey Selphie! I think I know what the machine does! I think it…" but before he could finish he heard Selphie scream.

"So this is the button that turns it on!" as soon the words escaped her lips there was a beep that meant that a button was pushed and out of nowhere some beams came and zapped both him and Selphie. They laid there, unconscious for who knows how long when Rinoa and Irvine came running. Irvine was standing over Squall.

"Are you okay?" he asked worriedly. Squall sat up and rubbed his head…his hair felt different…a lot different.

"I think I'm alright…" he answered but his voice sounded extremely high in tone. He looked down in horror at the sight that he was wearing a bright yellow dress and he had breasts. Before he could scream Irvine wrapped his arms around him in a comforting like way. Oh my God! I can't believe this! I'm going to kill Selphie! "Let go of me!" he screamed. He reached for where he usually kept his gunblade but nothing was there. Then he remembered Selphie used nunchukus. He reached behind his (or her..) back and there they were. As he went running he heard Rinoa giggling

.

"What's so funny? I'm not laughing! That hurt! Rinny! Stop laughing!" Said Squall/Selphie. Rinoa was at this point cracking up, while standing up Selphie got a good look at herself. She was wondering why she felt so hot, she had that huge leather jacket on the whole time. After a minute of wondering why she had Squall's jacket on she screamed "Oh my God! You're me!" pointing to Squall.

(((From here on out when I say Squall, I am talking about the Squall in Selphie's body, and when I say Selphie I'm talking about the Selphie in Squall's body. So pretty much, they switched bodies…oki day?)))

"Can I talk to Sel…uh I mean Squall in private?" he asked grabbing her by the hand and dragging her off. "I'm going to kill you! You're boyfriend is hitting on me!" he said with clenched teeth. All Selphie did was titter. "We are going to get them to leave and we are going to switch back again and destroy this stupid machine!" He then dragged her back to the machine.

"Go stand back over there and keep watch! We'll handle the machine." Said Squall (as in the Squall in Selphie's body).

"Sefie? Do you feel okay? You are starting to sound an awful lot like Squall." Irvine asked stepping forward. "Maybe a kiss will make you feel better." Squall stared in horror as Irvine's lips came closer and closer to his. He looked over to where Selphie was standing trying harder then ever to try and stifle the laughter.

"Get serious you two!" she exclaimed imitating Squall, she had wiped the smile off and she tried her best to look serious as she continued, "Now keep watch, we'll check up with you if we find anything out!" Irvine backed off and he and Rinoa went walking back to where they kept watch.

"What button did you push?!" he asked once the others left, but Selphie just smiled slyly.

"I'm not telling, I'm not telling." She said in a sing song voice while spinning.

From where Rinoa and Irvine were, Rinoa noticed 'Squall's' abnormal behavior, "What is he doing dancing around like that? That isn't like him at all! He seems so…perky…" Irvine just shrugged.

"Who knows, ah watch out someone's coming!" he said, she quickly lost her train of thought and turned to face the incomer.

Back to where Squall and Selphie were, Squall was trying desperately to find the instruction manual that Selphie had earlier. "I'm not telling! I'm not telling!" Selphie continued, she was still spinning but she slammed into the machine and fell to the floor unconscious once again. Great, now she defiantly is of no help to me… Squall sighed and continued his search. When he finally came to the conclusion he decided to search the machine. Maybe if the button was on there it would be labeled. After looking for a very long time he found the button that supposedly started the machine back up. But he didn't read the label just over it. What he didn't know was that that was the exact same button Selphie ALMOST pushed earlier, the self destruct one.

Without any warning the entire machine exploded into a million pieces with Squall next to it and Selphie unconscious close to it. The force knocked both down but didn't injure them too badly. The good news is that the explosion woke Selphie up.

"Wh-what happened?" she stuttered. Squall looked at the where the machine had been in horror.

"Shit! Now I'll be stuck like you until we can find the man who built this damn thing!" Squall started screaming.

"Oh yeah, and I didn't shave my legs yesterday, just thought you ought to know when you shower next." said Selphie snickering again.

"If you dare put a razor close to any part of my body while we are stuck like this I won't hesitate to kill you!" he screamed.

"It doesn't matter, you don't know how to work my nunchukus!" she squealed in pleasure. She was thoroughly enjoying herself.

"What are we talking about?" Rinoa asked upon arriving in the middle of the conversation.

"N-nothing…" Squall answered looking down, no wonder why it's so hard to walk! How the hell do girls wear heels? He inquired about the boots he was now wearing. "Can we look for the guy that built this machine? I feel really bad about destroying it!" Squall said, trying his hardest to sound like Selphie. Over behind Rinoa he saw Selphie shaking her head as in saying 'amateur'.

"Why? Wasn't it in the mission to destroy it if it's bad?" Irvine asked.

"Well yes, but it wasn't bad! And if we don't, Balamb Garden could get sued! And if we get sued then it will all be our fault! And if it's our fault then we'll be punished! And if we are punished then it would hurt!…" Selphie was saying jumping up and down. Everyone looked at where 'their leader' was going ballistic.

"Alright, alright." Rinoa said slowing 'Squall' down. "We can go look for him."

The four searched all around town, they finally found the man who made it in a bar. "Are you the man who built the 'Big Switch?'" Selphie asked. She figured that if she got to be Squall then she got to be the leader, and Squall couldn't argue.

"Yes I am…" said the drunkard looking up at them. Then he gasped, "Santy Clause? I can't believe I finally get to meet you!" he said jumping up and grabbing Irvine's hand. He was obviously so drunk that he was seeing things. "Why didn't you bring me that Malibu Barbie in the 2nd grade? That's all I wanted!" Irvine looked over at Squall, as if asking him for help, he just chuckled. That's what you get for trying to kiss me! Sicko!

"Just play along…" Selphie whispered to him while giggling. Rinoa turned to look at her. This was defiantly not normal behavior for Squall.

"Uh, Santy says that if you be a good boy and build him a new machine just like the one out there, then he will give you a Malibu Barbie." Irvine said uneasily.

"I don't want a Malibu Barbie anymore! I want…" he looked around evilly, "your soul!"

"Uh…no. But we can still get you the Malibu Barbie…" Irvine started up again.

"Fine, I'll fix the machine." He said getting to his feet, but collapsing. "Watch out for that first step! It's a doozie!" he sighed as he decided to get back up again. Squall went to help him get up with Rinoa's help only to discover that all the benching he did back at the Garden didn't help Selphie any! He however managed to drag him to where the ruins of the machine was. The man looked around and studied the surroundings.

"What happened to it?" he screamed noticing that there was nothing left except a black spot on the pavement where an explosion had taken place.

"Uh…" Selphie started shifting her weight nervously, "Someone rubbed against the Self Destruct button…and well…BOOM!" She really isn't doing a good job portraying me…Squall thought again.

"Obviously…" the man said still examining the wreck. "Well…for me to fix this I will need…a…uh…thingy, you know that one…thingy…that has that…thing on it?" he said closing his eyes and snapping his fingers trying really hard to remember what he needed.

"A thingy that has that one thing on it?" Squall asked in his monotone that sounded horrible with Selphie's voice. Everyone stared at him, "Look mister, we will be happy to help you if you could tell us what you really need…"

"Sefie…are you sure you feel okay? I think you need to see a doctor." Irvine asked even more worriedly.

"I'm fine!" Selphie answered. Everyone looked over to where 'Squall' was.

"We know you feel fine Squall…" Rinoa answered looking at him suspiciously. "You would never tell us if there was anything wrong with you anyway."

"Oops!" Selphie exclaimed putting her hands to her mouth (or should I say Squall's) and giggling like a lunatic. "I mean, uh, of course I feel fine…" she said now puffing out her chest. Squall rolled his eyes and looked up at Irvine.

"Yes I feel fine." Irvine stepped closer to embrace him but Squall stepped back. Irvine smiled playfully and tried again but Squall jumped out of the way a second time.

"Alright you two!" said Selphie, obviously feeling jealous. "No more play! We are going to help out this crazy old man!" Squall smiled at this…she was actually getting better. Now it was him that couldn't get used to her hyper happy-go-lucky attitude.

"A hammer! Yes that's what I need!" he screamed slapping himself on the head. "And I also need that one contraption…" Oh great here he goes again…he's going to injure himself if someone doesn't help him out. "A screw driver! Some…of those things you screw in…what are they called?"

"Screws?" Rinoa asked getting impatient.

"Precisely! And that stuff to go on the outside…sheet metal! Yes that should do it!" Finally! Now we can get this looney his supplies and get changed back!

"Well we'll take our leave of you now! You will bring you your supplies in a while!" said Irvine happily. "Aren't you excited Sefie? We get to go shop for supplies!" Irvine asked nudging Squall expecting him to answer in her high pitched excited squeal.

"I'm sooo excited. I just can't contain myself." He said in his monotone. Irvine looked at 'his girlfriend' in awe, he had never seen 'her' act so strange. Selphie couldn't contain herself and was jumping around giggling again.

"Squall stop it! We are in public!" Rinoa kept scolding Selphie.

She just continued to dance around singing a song, "I love to shop, shop, shop! So to the shop I hop, hop, hop! To buy screwdrivers and hammers and…all that other stuff! I love to shop, shop, shop! So again to the shop I hop, hop, hop!" Rinoa looked at 'Squall'. If anyone can imagine him dancing around and singing a song about shopping it isn't a pretty thought…nor sight. Rinoa blushed and walked to catch up with 'Selphie'.

"What have you done to him?" she asked. "He's acting just like YOU!"

"Uh…" this isn't fair! I can't act like Selphie more then she can act like me! "What are you talking about…" what is it that Selphie calls her? "Rinny? I-I didn't do anything." Rinoa looked at him confused. She then stopped walking causing Selphie to run directly into her back and collapse.

"Oh my God! Squall are you okay?" Rinoa asked turning around to see the limp body on the floor. Now's my chance to act like Selphie…now what would she do at a time like this? I know!

"Are you alright Squally Wally?" he screeched and sat down beside Rinoa and joined her in trying to wake Selphie up. Once Selphie came to she shrieked and backed up.

"I see me!" she said pointing to Squall. Squall shushed her but putting a finger to his lips but she started screaming.

"Squall! What the hell is wrong with you?" Rinoa asked slapping 'him' across the face.

"Squall?" she asked confused. "Oh yeah! Um…never mind…I guess I was seeing things." Squall rolled his eyes and got back up, how can women wear these things? He inquired about the dress. They started down the street, but Squall lost his footing trying to go up some steps near a convenience store and slipped. "Damn shoes! Damn dress! Damn stupid hair!" This set everyone off, not only was Irvine, Rinoa and Selphie looking, but so was the rest of the people on Carbuncle Rd.

"That's it Sefie, you're going to the doctor…" Irvine said grabbing Squall's hand.

"But I don't wanna go!" Selphie complained, "wait a minute…damn? Stop looking at me people!" she yelled looking everywhere.

"You need to be shot!" Squall yelled at her, she looked down and shuffled her feet around.

"I don't like these stupid combat boots…" she finally said. Rinoa gave a sigh of disgust and walked faster, a lot faster. They finally went into the store, and Selphie started to sing again. "I like hammers, yes I do! I like hammers how bout you?" she squealed pointing at Rinoa in a flirtatious manner, "Yippee!" she finished throwing her hands up.

"That's it!" Rinoa screamed, "Squall this is NOT like you! Irvine!" she yelled at the cowboy who was busy looking at condoms.

"Whoa man, who do you plan on doing with those…?" Squall said taking several steps back. Irvine looked at him with a big cheesy smile and Squall finally got it. "Oh my God! Rape! Rape!" everyone in the store turned to face them as Squall started running away.

"IRVINE!" Rinoa yelled again.

"What do you want from me?" he screamed in frustration.

"Take Selphie and Squall back to Balamb Garden on the Ragnarok. I'll buy all the crap and you can pick me up at five. We'll come back when the old man is done with the repairs. In the mean time…get them to a psycho ward…or a doctor, but they need help." She said waving him off. She was actually very worried about Squall, but the fact of the matter is that she would have to figure it out later.

Irvine shrugged and grabbed them and started out of the room. "Rinoa! Help!" Squall was screaming trying to get Irvine to let go of him, now Rinoa was really confused, but she didn't speak up. It seemed like over night Squall became addicted to crack or some other illegal substance, and Selphie now acted like a mature adult, and that was strange.

*Back at the Ragnarok*

(((Inserted A/N: This part skips around a lot, some of it is in Irvine's POV and some of it is in the narrators' POV, so hopefully we don't confuse you too much)))

Irvine lead Squall and Selphie into the cockpit of the Ragnarok, and to his surprise Squall jumped into the driver's seat. "Uh, Squall, you don't know how to pilot it…." He started, he looked behind him to see Selphie with her arms crossed leaning against a wall. What is going on? "Squall let Selphie pilot it…" he said again going to where Squall was sitting.

"But I wanna pilot it!" Selphie whined grabbing the control panel.

"Squall…now you don't know how!" Irvine said again.

"Yes I do!" Selphie yelled back at him and curling her lip, Irvine raised his eyebrows at this. What happened to him?!?

"Selphie, while I restrain Squall get over here and take the controls!" Irvine said grabbing who he thought was Squall by the arms and dragging him backwards.

Now I'm screwed…Squall thought to himself. "Irvine, look, I don't want to pilot the Ragnarok…" he said without moving from his perfectly comfortable position. This stunned Irvine, and he dropped Selphie hard on the ground.

"Ouch!" she said getting up and rubbing her head, "That hurt Irvy!" she said slapping him across the face. Irvine stared, now speechless at the frowning Squall standing in front of him that had just SLAPPED him, and he was now giggling.

"Nothing makes sense anymore!" Irvine screamed running out of the room.

"You slapped him?" Squall asked standing away from the wall and walking to Selphie who was now rolling on the floor with laughter.

"Get up! You're making me look ridiculous!" Squall yelled and forced her off the ground.

Selphie by this point was gasping for breath because she was laughing so hard, "That…was…the…funniest…thing…poor…Irvine…" she said now holding onto Squall's shoulder for support, problem was, it was hard for Squall to do that so he shoved her off.

"Look Selphie," he said pointing at Selphie (he still was having a hard time getting used to seeing her in his body) "We have to keep this up until the old man fixes his machine, and quite frankly, this week or so will be hell, because YOUR BOYFRIEND KEEPS HITTING ON ME!" he yelled at her.

"What's up with Rinoa? She doesn't seem to be very worried about you…" she said poking her finger on his chest…"Oops, cant do that anymore." She smiled slyly as she watched Squall double over in pain.

"Ouch! God! Boobs!" he screamed at her.

"Get used to it…" she smiled slyly. Squall straightened up again and this time it was him who smiled slyly as he landed a swift kick in the nonads.

"Ouchy!" she screamed and sat on the floor breathing out of her mouth slowly. But to both of their surprise when they turned to look, Irvine was standing on the elevator thingy with his mouth wide open, but before anyone could say anything, he fainted dead cold.

"Good, I didn't have to kill him…" Squall said going back to the wall and leaning against it as Selphie sat down in the pilots seat. "Let's go back to the garden and wait," he said looking up slightly, "We still have 3 hours until we have to pick Rinoa up." Selphie nodded in agreement.

They landed a few yards away from the Garden. As they were just about ready to enter it a T-Rexaur jumped out from the woods and roared really loud.

"Oh shit!" Squall screamed.

"Oh! Watch my mouth!" Selphie said scolding him. Irvine was still unconscious and Selphie had been dragging him, she dropped him and the battle music started. Squall reached down to grab his gunblade to realize once again, he had to use nunchakus. He was ready to attack, Let's see she swings them like this… he said doing the little turn, but when he let go of the other end it came back and hit him in the forehead.

"Damn it!" he screamed holding the part of his head that was now throbbing and growing red. Selphie chuckled, seeing this Squall glared at her, "Give me the gunblade," he demanded. She just shrugged and handed it to him as he handed her the nunchakus.

It was now Selphie's turn, but she decided to resurrect Irvine, she thought he had to see this too. Squall tried with all his might just to lift the gunblade, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't get it off the ground. So instead he dragged it up to the towering beast, and lifted it just enough to graze it's big toe, as he dragged the weapon back he saw the number 3 float up out of the T-Rexaur. "Ha! Three hit points!" he said triumphantly, even though he knew that that was actually extremely sad.

Irvine stepped forward and casted cure on himself. It was now Selphie's turn to attack the T-Rexaur, she did the spin thing and let go of the other end, and with Squall's muscles she was able to knock the monster clear off it's feet, as a matter of fact it went flying back into the woods, there was an unmistakable thud as the dinosaur landed hard on the ground. The three then started back to Balamb Garden.

Upon entering Squall turned to Irvine and stated clearly, "Leave me alone, when I want to talk to you, I WILL talk to you." then he turned on his heel and followed Selphie to the dormitories.

"Selphie…" Irvine started, but then decided to himself, she needs treatment, her and Squall both, I'll go get Dr. Kadowaki. So he walked to the infirmary, as it figures she was busy with another student, so he sat down in a chair and listened into the conversation going on in one of the rooms.

"So what's your problem?" he heard her ask.

"Hotdogs, I have this horrible obsession with hotdogs." Zell…Irvine thought to himself as he held in a snicker.

"Well Mr. Dincht, I don't have anything to help you with except some advice," she started, it sounded to Irvine like she was holding in a laugh too, "Try some other foods, like hamburgers! Or my personal favorite, pickles!"

"Pickles…? I'll give it a try, gee thanks Dr. Kadowaki!" Zell then came walking around the corner, and saw Irvine holding his sides with laughter. "Shut up…" he mumbled as he walked past him. The doctor then came out from the room and sat at her desk. Irvine then stood up and wiped the tears from his eyes because he was laughing so hard.

"What seems to be the problem Mr. Kinneas?" she asked looking up at him.

"My…girlfriend…is….acting strange." He said between gasps for breath.

"Ah, I see…explain the situation." She said leaning back in her chair so she could be more comfortable listening to him.

"Well you see, it all started when…."

*Back in Dollet*

Rinoa had just got done finding everything that was asked for, "Let's see…" she said to himself and counting off her fingers, "screwdriver, screws, hammer, sheet metal…I think that's all that he needed." She drove the cart to the cash register and waited in line.

Once she got out of the store she went back to where the drunkard was waiting next to his exploded machine. She sat them next to him, "Thanks lady!" he said looking at the tools with an approving look.

Rinoa smiled at him and asked politely, "When do you think it will be done?" he stared at her blankly for about five minutes then he finally answered.

"It should be done in about a week…" Rinoa nodded and looked at her watch, it was now a quarter to five, so she walked to the town entrance and waited for awhile for Irvine to pick her up in the Ragnarok. Surely enough he did.

She got onboard and took the elevator to the cockpit and was surprised to see that Selphie wasn't driving, but Irvine was. "Where is Selphie and Squall?" she asked taking the passenger seat.

"Well I talked to Dr. Kadowaki, and she has them in the infirmary with her, she's running tests." He answered, "Put your seatbelt on, I'm still working on the controls." Rinoa did as she was told, she thought don't worry, no one can be a worse driver then Selphie. By the way, she was wrong.

*At the Infirmary*

So far the two were waiting for the Doctor to get done with her patient at the moment. Selphie was bouncing up and down in her chair, once again making Squall look completely mindless. Dr. Kadowaki came out of the room, when she saw the two sitting in the chairs, she motioned them to the other room. They followed her in and sat on the bed, she took a seat on a chair and pulled out a notepad.

"So, Irvine tells me you two have been acting strangely…" she said looking up at them, "so I'm thinking it's just exhaustion, however he seems to disagree so I'll run a few tests." She said looking up again.

"Damn that Irvine…" Squall mumbled under his breath.

"Excuse me miss?" the doctor asked looking him in the eye, "It isn't proper for ladies to swear, didn't your mother ever tell you that?" Squall rolled his eyes, and waited for her to continue. Selphie at this point was giggling like an idiot.

"The first test we will take is a urine test…I want you to fill these up," she said holding out a cup and pointing to the bathroom. Squall and Selphie looked at each other, there was no way they wanted to use the restroom in a body that they weren't used to. Squall walked in first, Selphie eagerly approached the door to hear what was going on.

From within the depths of the bathroom she could hear him saying, "Now, how do they do this?!?" he started saying. Dr. Kadowaki either didn't hear or pretended not to as she was sitting at her desk filing her nails.

"Why don't you try sitting?" Selphie said just loud enough for Squall to hear. He came out seconds later with his cup filled.

"That was disgusting..." he whispered to her, but it wasn't as bad as Selphie had it. She walked in, this time it was Squall's turn to do the listening.

From what he heard Selphie started shrieking, "Ew! I don't wanna touch this! Ahhhh! Help me! Must PEE!" Squall held in a small laugh, Selphie came out several minutes later, and from the looks of it she wasn't happy. She came out mumbling..."I saw Squall naked...involuntarily." They gave their cups to Dr. Kadowaki and sat back in their seats.

"Alright, I'll send these to the lab." she said going into a room behind her desk, she shortly returned. "You two are free to go for now…" she said sitting down at her desk. "I will call you when the results come from the urine tests." she said shooing them out of the door.

"I'm gonna kill that dumb ass boyfriend of yours!" Squall yelled at Selphie and started sprinting down the hallway, Selphie looked around at all the faces that were turned looking at her.

One tall kid with messy hair turned to look at a girl he was standing near and whispered, "Squall has a boyfriend?" The girl shrugged. Selphie realized what it looked like to everyone else and started squealing.

"Oh! You guys are being so mean! It isn't nice to talk about people behind their backs! I'm in charge here and I say that if you don't be nice to me I will sick my pet salamander on you! His name is Mr. Tinkerbell, and he will bite your sorry legs off!" she yelled and laughed madly. Surly enough the crowd around her cleared, but I don't think it was because of her Mr. Tinkerbell threat. After remembering that she hadn't fed her poor salamander in a day she decided to go back to the dorms.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * It's madness ne? I love it! Squall and Selphie switching places! What is this world coming to?!? R&R ideas and such! Muchos gracious! (I don't think I spelled that right, oh well!) Look for the next chapter!