Petra got run over by a titan
Protecting Eren on an expedition
Some say there's no female titan
but as for Eren and Levi they believe
She was avenging her fallen comrades
And Eren begged her not to go
But she'd just watched Gunther die
And jumped off her horse in to the fight
When they found her the next morning
At the scene of the attack
She had foot prints on her body
And a broken spine sticking out of her back
Petra got run over by a titan
Protecting Eren on an expedition
Some say there's no female titan
But as for Eren and Levi they believe
Now they're all surprised by Levi
He's been taking this so well
See him go kill more titans
Dumping bodies and talking to ignorant citizens
Its not Squad Levi without Petra
Or Gunther, Olou, or Eld
In fact, all that's left is Levi
And Petra's stupid father that just won't shut up
Petra got run over by a titan
Protecting Eren on an expedition
Some say there's no female titan
But as for Eren and Levi they believe
Now they have to hand over Eren
To those bastard Military Police
And Levi's still depressed
About Petra's idiot father wouldn't shut up
They couldn't warn the members of Sina
About who Annie truly is
And now the wallist church is destroyed
Because they believed the titans couldn't get in
Petra got run over by a titan
Protecting Eren on an expedition
Some say there's no female titan
But as for Eren and Levi they believe
Levi stared blankly at the paper clutched in his hands. He then proceeded to hunt down the big blond idoit who had written this.