500 things Ace cannot do on board the Moby Dick

Chapter 17

63. I may not inform bounty hunters of the whereabouts of my enemies. I must take care of my own problems like a grown man.

Ace had always had trouble getting along with fellow human beings, but this was slightly pushing it. The question was, how exactly the fireman had found his exact coordinates. The answer would be forever unknown, Black Beard realised as Marines boarded his flag ship and they got ready to arrest him with the rest of his crew.

Needless to say, vengeance was pretty damn sweet.

64. I am not allowed to drown.

How Ace manadged to fall in the ocean this time, Thatch would never know, more so, he could not phantom why or how he had dragged one chicken along with him. The fire hazard certainly had a talent for "stumbling" into his opposed element that was for sure.

He had already fallen in twice, and at the third splash, and an angry grumble from Namur, Thatch sighed. This was the last time anyone would give Ace coffee if he had anything to do with it.

Sleep walking devil fruit eaters was the last thing the world needed.

An: Erm… Hi? I'm actually surprised that this thing isn't completely dead yet. And I am incredibly sorry for not updating since September 9th 2014 ( which is more than a year ago) in all honesty, when I started this fanfic, I was depressed and humor would cheer me up… but at this point, I'm a happy human being thing. As such, I have great difficulty writing things that I find funny. So again sorry.

In hopes that I will be able to update soon,

Spirit