Hey everybody! I know I have a bunch of projects to finish, but I hope you enjoy this! :D This is a collection of parodies on bad fanfiction trends I have seen.

Kung Fu High School

In the Valley of Peace, there was a high school called Oogway High. Tigress was a beautiful, popular Mary-Sue: she was the most gorgeous girl at school who was absolutely perfect at singing, dancing, cheerleading, cooking, swimming, volleyball, soccer, tennis, basketball, softball, and school subjects. Even though her dad, Master Shifu, wants her to be a Kung Fu master, she has no clue what Kung Fu is.

Really? Why are you ruining the character of Tigress?

However, she was horribly nasty to people when they tried to talk to her. She was dating the snow leopard Tai Lung: Tai Lung was football captain and had all the girls of the school swooning for him even though he was a huge jerk. He had no talent at anything except for football and he mistreated Tigress by screaming at her and humiliating her on a daily basis; however, Tigress kept dating him.

Because everyone knows that when your boyfriend is a jerk, you just keep dating him. Oh, wait...

Po was considered the dork of the school. His only talent was cooking. Everybody called him a loser for not acting tough. He always dreamed of being with Tigress, even though she was always nasty to him.

Come on. Even in high school, Po could do better than some Mary-Sue.

One day, Tai Lung was starting to threaten Tigress in the parking lot of the school.

Because everyone knows that people drove cars in ancient China.

Po saw this and decided to help her out.

Because he just happened to be hanging out near Tigress. And it's not because he was stalking her...

He walked up to Tai Lung and said "You big bully, leave Tigress alone or I'll report you to the principle!"

Then Tai Lung said "Fine, I'll leave her alone."

Okay, dude, you can't fight yet you walk up to the school bully and threaten to report him? Yeah, it'll do so much good when you get pummeled in the face.

Then Tigress gets all squeamish and says "Po you saved my life, please go on a date with me."

Po said "Sure," and then smiled.

Really? Don't you at least have some explanation for why Tigress likes him? ...

Then, we somehow, without any explanation whatsoever, we go to prom time where Po and Tigress just happen to be crowned prom king and queen.

Wow, didn't see that one coming...

Then, Tai Lung and his goons pull some unexpected, unexplained prank on the couple. Then, Po and Tigress come up with some witty, untold comment and have the whole school cheering for them.

Wow, so original...

Then, Po and Tigress go to her house. The author then proceeds to shatter your innocence with a terrible sex scene. Then, Po wakes up the next morning to find that Tigress is gone! Po then lives his life as a chef in the Valley. Two years later, Tigress returns as the mother of seven weird, hybrid babies. Yep, that's right. Po got Tigress pregnant in prom night. Tigress then says "Po, I'm moving to Florida , so look after these kids." And Po just looks after the kids, no questions asked.

Never mind the fact that they shouldn't know about Florida. More importantly, Po seems to forget to ask basic questions about why she left, etc.

And Po looked after the kids until they grew up.

The End

Okay, guys. What did you think? I hate AU for the most part. The only good AU I've seen is the A Legend Is Born series by Pandafan91. Anyways, reviews are always appreciated! Thanks! :D