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R- Raad. Benjamin had decided that he was going to take Leah deep sea fishing because he was starting to get tired of her ranting and raving about how she had done it all. The fact of the matter was outside the state of Washington, Leah Clearwater hadn't really done anything. Of course she liked to talk big, but that's all it was and her element controlling boyfriend had made the choice to show her some of the joys she had been missing.

On her very first try, Leah had reeled in a whopper of what she thought to be a regular catfish until she went to touch it and a shock went through her fingers and up her arm. "Ouch! What the-"

Her boyfriend cut her off before she had the chance to curse. He may be the living dead, but he had no tolerance for swearing. "Oh, in case I forgot to mention it earlier, you really shouldn't touch the catfish, they are electric and it can cause quite a shock; you're lucky that was just a baby raad."

S- Sack. On their three year anniversary, Leah had went out and bought herself a bottle of sack, a wine from Spain. and some cows blood for her husband. She always hated the fact they could never share a nice bottle of wine without him vomiting it up and there was absolutely no way she would be caught dead drinking blood of any kind so this was the best she compromise she could think of. She was going to have a nice romantic evening with her husband, complete with wine, even if it killed her.

T- Tabanid. "If it's not vampires who want my blood then it's those stupid tabanid bugs." Leah mumbled as she scratched at the small bite on her arm. "Why is it that blood drinkers seem to be attracted to me in one way or another? I am blaming this on you and before you ask why, I'm blaming you because I can."

Benjamin smiled as he placed his cold hand over the angry red bite. "You're the one who did not take my advice to bring along bug spray. I did warn you love, but don't blame the tabanid for wanting your blood; it couldn't help the fact you are irresistible."

U- Umber. The only she-wolf known to ever exist had always had a thing about eyes. She thought eyes were the window to someones soul, well their inner being when it came to vampires considering she did not believe they had souls. When she first met the Egyptian vampire, his umber colored eyes drew her in like a fly to a spiders web. Once she had been tangled in his web, there was no hope for escape.

V- Venetor. When Carlisle order Leah on bed rest for the last few weeks of her first pregnancy, her husban had decided to hold her and talk to her about random things to keep her mind from wandering to things which may end up causing her stress. He lay next to her and rubbed her swollen stomach as he thought about what to talk about next.

"If you had been a part of my tribe when I was still human, I have no doubt in my mind you would have been a venetor which is a warrior or huntsman. Only woman with a strong personality and courage could be a venetor. The females that were chosen often became leaders later on. I have no doubt in my mind that our daughter is going to be a venetor; she will change the world."

W- Wallydrag. "You put your fist completely through Sam's left shoulder blade. Do you have any idea how close you came to killing him and starting an all out war?" Leah knew she was almost screaming and it wasn't helping anything, but she couldn't help it. "What would possess you to do such a thing in the first place?"

The dark haired vampire shrugged as his girlfriend cleaned the blood of her ex fiancee off of his knuckles. "He will live which is more than he deserves for calling you a wallydrag. Now he knows what will happen if he pulls such a stunt again only this time I will aim for his heart."

X- Xerasia. During her second pregnancy, Leah knew something was wrong when her hair started to get an element of xerasia to it. It wasn't long after the rest of her body started to turn brittle and dead looking. It wasn't until after their son was born Benjamin and Leah figured out what happened. The venom her son had inside of him had slowly been killing her, but luckily her rapid healing had kicked in at just the right time and saved her life. Benjamin would never tell her this, but he had spent every hour when she was sleeping, on his knees praying for the love of his un-life to make it as well as his son.

Y- Yarling. During the month Benjamin went missing and was thought to have been killed by some vampire coven in Austria, a pained yarling could be heard every night from somewhere deep in the woods and even though she would never admit to it, everyone had known the sound had come from Leah Clearwater.

Z- Zeme. Many people described vampires as resembling greek gods, but if anyone asked Leah she would say her husband had always reminded her of a zeme, one of those Caribbean idols or totems. She had never really been fond of any of the greek myths about the gods anyways.

The End!

AN: For those who are wondering, my father is home and while his heart has damage he is alive and that's all that really matters. He has to change his diet and such, but we are going to do what it takes to keep him alive for a very long time.

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