Weiss and Blake had left the dorm room for the peace and quiet atmosphere of the campus library so that they might study. However, even for the two most studious members of team RWBY, they were growing bored and impatient with their book work. Weiss would never initiate the break away from studying, however, unless something prompted her. Blake sighed heavily, and this became Weiss's prompt. She glanced up from her notes and saw Blake staring off into nothing, clearly preoccupied. Weiss smiled, ready to expand upon her friendship with the cat faunus. "What's up?" she asked.

Blake glanced over to the heiress before shifting her eyes back to their previous gaze. "Nothing," she answered.

"Really, now? Becuase that sigh sure didn't sound like nothing."

The cat faunus shook her head. "Trust me, Weiss, it's nothing. Nothing is 'up', okay."

It was Weiss's turn to sigh. "Remember what I said about important matters coming up? You can trust your team, which means you can trust me. If you have a problem then it's my duty to help you as a team mate and as a friend."

Blake met Weiss's gaze and sighed once more. "I...I guess I could tell you, but I don't know if I'm ready to tell anyone yet."

"Is it bad?" Weiss asked, concerned.

"No, not really. It's just...emotional? I don't know how to describe it vaguely."

"What, you're not in love or something are you?" Blake went stiff and silent. Weiss gasped. "Oh my goodness, you are!"

Blake responded by shoving a hand over Weiss's mouth. "Shh! Don't be so loud!" she pleaded.

"But Blake, this is a good thing," Weiss reasoned. "Surely you can tell your friend who you've got your sights set on." Weiss gave an uncharacteristic smirk. "Or are you secretly hiding feelings for me?"

Blake's eyes went wide at the suggestion. "What? No! No! No! No! N. O. Why would you think that?"

"I don't. If you had been harboring feelings for me it would have been obvious. I just felt like teasing is all."

Blake pouted. "That's cruel."

"You've teased others in harsher ways, I'm sure. Now, are you going to tell me or not?" Weiss asked again.

"W-well, I...I don't know...I really don't want anyone to know just yet."

"Come on! Tell you what; I'll give you a million lien if I tell anybody."

Blake blinked. "If anyone else had said that, I would have laughed at the obvious joke...but that's actually well within the realm of possibility for you."

"I'm a woman of my word, Blake," Weiss assured. "If I breath a word to anyone, the money is yours. Of course, I'm your friend so I shouldn't tell anyone anyway, right? What do you have to lose?"

Blake sighed. "Fine." She looked around to make sure no one was eavesdropping. "I think I have a thing for Yang," she finally whispered.

"Really?" Weiss deadpanned. "I thought you were going to say something profound, but Yang is your person of interest?"

"What, you mean that's not a surprise to you?"

"Nope. Saw it coming a mile away."

Blake blushed. "What about Yang? Do you think she realizes?"

A lightbulb turned on in Weiss's mind. "Who can say with that blonde brute." She stretched and yawned to imply that she was tired. "How about we head back to the dorm?" Blake nodded and the pair packed up their belongings before leaving the library and making their way back to their shared room.

Upon entering the two girls saw Ruby reading comic books and Yang sprawled over Blake's bed. "Hey guys," she said lazily.

"Why are you laying on my bed?" Blake asked cooly.

"Too tired. Don't wanna climb to my bed."

"Yang," Weiss started with a condescending tone like she was about to give a lecture. Her face, however, morphed into an amused smile as she gestured towards Blake with her right hand. "Did you know that Blake has a crush on you?"

"WHAT!?" every other girl in the room exclaimed. Ruby was shocked, Yang was surprise, but intrigued, and Blake was appalled and furious. Before she could say anything to Weiss, however, Yang pounced on her happily. "That's so cute~! I love you too, kitten!"

"R-really?" Blake asked. Yang nodded energetically. The faunus glanced over at Weiss who was reaching into a bag...

And she pulled out one million lien in paper bills. She strolled over to Blake's nightstand, slammed the money down, and returned to sit on her bed with a triumphant smile on her face.

Blake was dumbstruck, not knowing whether to be thankful, impressed, or pissed.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

DONE! So, if you don't know what Helvitica Standard is, its a segment from an anime called Nichijou where anything and everything can happen...and its usually full of ridiculousness. Then again, the whole show is ridiculous. But that's why I like it. So, chapters of this fanfic will be completely random, full of stupidity and sillyness, and most likely full out out of character crap...but its all in good fun, eh? This chapter is based directly off of an actual installment of the Helvitica Standard shorts, but I think I can come up with some unique ones.

Also, for anyone who reads my other fics, like Team RWBY Plays or Ruby the Closet Otaku, my writer's block IS gone...however, its gone in such a way that I can now write for my original stories. I know I've said it a million times, but I'll spell it out here in a more clear way. My original work takes precedence. The level of activity I showed for most of Team RWBY Plays and the other stories was not intended, but a side effect of being out of ideas for my original work. I write for both personal enjoyment and for the chance to get my work out on the market; fanfiction is what I do in the middle of all that when my main focus is going too slow. As such, my activity will be lessened here so I can get what I can done for my original stories. Usually once I run out of ideas again, I'll come rushing back here. I'm not abandoning fanfiction, nor am I taking a break from it, I'm just not focusing on it as much. You can still expect me to upload every so often...but I don't schedule my work. If I did I'd be about as punctual as VG Cats (that joke never gets old for me).

Till next time! :D