Hey guys check this story out! Lily vs James.. the same thing. Except
James has always liked every girl, as they always surround him. Sirius is
the same, except he ditches them anyways. James has always been a mix of
Sirius and Remus: the nice side to show he cared about anything, and the
charm for the girls. Lily is unpopular and ugly: braces, messy hair, no
sense of style, glasses were very large, and she only had one friend:
Trace. Lily was unfortunately overweight. But stuff changes, right?
Chapter 1
I'm gonna be alright
I used to say I couldn't do it but I did it
After telling everybody that I wasn't with it
Though it brings tears to my eyes, I can feel it
And I know inside I'm a be alright
J - Lo
"Oi Sirius, chuck it over here would you?"
James was lying on his bed, in his house dormitory.
"Ok J," said Sirius. "Hey - I've got a good prank."
"Yeah,"
"But I need to find time for the victim. See this. Go out with a girl, pretend to like her then break up with her as if you think you're moving school and it'll be difficult. Then say in the end that it didn't happen for a reason, then say that you can't get back with her, as you will find it really difficult."
"That's evil," James wiped off his sheepish grin.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Ok, I'll make it less mean.
"Would you want someone else do it to you?"
Sirius rolled his eyes again. "I wouldn't care a damn. OK, here's the bargain. See what the girl is like. Dump her if you don't like her. Fini." He lay back on his bed. "Now the victim."
James stood up. "Do it for all I care, just don't hurt whoever it would be."
"Lil! Stop it!" said Remus, from downstairs.
Remus was caught in the middle of a pillow fight downstairs.
"Ok Remus, I'll stop," Lily put on her thick glasses again.
"Perfect," said Sirius, so loudly James could hear him if he was downstairs.
Remus has heard the whole conversation, thanks to his sensitive hearing. He knew they were going to hurt Lily, one of his best friends. He went upstairs to consult with Sirius.
"I heard what you said, you b-"
"Your hearing got into my conversation again?" said Sirius, sitting up. He didn't like this, so he showed a gesture to shoo Remus away.
Remus frowned. "Don't do it,"
"Stop me," said Sirius, putting his pajamas on. Remus frowned at James, who was doing nothing. "What? Do you expect me to help?" he said, with a yawn.
"Yeah, what do you think?" Remus pulled James up. "I don't want Lil to suffer, and neither do you."
James yawned. "Yeah, yeah can I sleep now?"
"Look this way Remus," said Sirius. "If you try to stop me, I'll tell your secret crush on Avril."
"You wouldn't bloody dare," Remus growled.
"Oh yeah I would," said Sirius.
"Go ahead then," said Remus.
"Ok, see you I guess," He walked out the door.
"Oh shit he is going to do it..wait Sirius!" He caught up with Sirius. "Ok, you can. Don't forget that my crush will be over by the time you're nearly finished with her, so I'll tell her myself."
Sirius snapped into one of James' identical evil grins. "Deal,"
"Just.please don't hurt her," said Remus, into his gray begging stage.
After Sirius asked Lily Evans out the next day, she seemed to blush and said "ok". Sirius' plan started to boost.
But then it came to a stop a week before they broke up.
"Look Lil, I've got something to tell you,"
After many nights under the stars and sitting by the lake, Lily seemed to adore Sirius. But the next few words, her feeling were shattered.
"I think we should break up,"
The haunting words had caught up with her. The world went into a blur, and her glasses steamed up. Remus just walked down the stairs, watched her piggy eyes water.
"Remus.you knew, didn't you?"
Remus nodded, bowing his head.
"It's not his fault he didn't tell you," said Sirius, grabbing Lily's thick wrist. "I blackmailed him."
Lily shook free. "Never speak to me again." She said, in a trembling voice.
She went up to her dormitory, James watching her big footsteps.
"I told you it was a bad idea, and you blackmailed me too," said James, in which Lily heard.
Lily felt sad. She saw one of her best friends being blackmailed, and James too? Sirius was now officially a bastard. He had planned this.
She knew when she got home she would tell her mum about this, with an extra plan. The plan which meant she would get her own back.
"I know how you feel darling,"
Mrs. Evans looked into the piggy eyes of her daughter.
"Don't worry darling, I'll make sure you get your own back. As you are home and 16 now, you can have your welcome home present."
A wizard suddenly appeared.
"I am here for Miss Evans?"
"Yes sir," said Lily, looking nervously at the man as he looked like a medi- wizard.
"Don't worry, your eyesight will be back to normal, for life."
Lily blinked. "Really? But that's expensive."
The man laughed. "Yes, but then thing is your parents have done such a big favour for us. You see that treatments have been successful before, but the problem is that people won't ask for treatment. So, you will advertise it in Hogwarts, which is a big ordeal for us."
Lily blinked. "You'd do that for me?"
"Yes, plus we get some beauty specialists for the other stuff, and medicine for weight. As long as you tell people about it, it's ok. Tell them about our program, and it will be hard work for all of this, are you up to it?"
She was up to anything. "Anything for my revenge, even if I feel like I want to die at any point."
"You have courage. Your personality is amazing." Lily blushed behind her glasses. "The treatment only takes 2 minutes, and doesn't hurt. It's just a spell."
Chapter 1
I'm gonna be alright
I used to say I couldn't do it but I did it
After telling everybody that I wasn't with it
Though it brings tears to my eyes, I can feel it
And I know inside I'm a be alright
J - Lo
"Oi Sirius, chuck it over here would you?"
James was lying on his bed, in his house dormitory.
"Ok J," said Sirius. "Hey - I've got a good prank."
"Yeah,"
"But I need to find time for the victim. See this. Go out with a girl, pretend to like her then break up with her as if you think you're moving school and it'll be difficult. Then say in the end that it didn't happen for a reason, then say that you can't get back with her, as you will find it really difficult."
"That's evil," James wiped off his sheepish grin.
Sirius rolled his eyes. "Ok, I'll make it less mean.
"Would you want someone else do it to you?"
Sirius rolled his eyes again. "I wouldn't care a damn. OK, here's the bargain. See what the girl is like. Dump her if you don't like her. Fini." He lay back on his bed. "Now the victim."
James stood up. "Do it for all I care, just don't hurt whoever it would be."
"Lil! Stop it!" said Remus, from downstairs.
Remus was caught in the middle of a pillow fight downstairs.
"Ok Remus, I'll stop," Lily put on her thick glasses again.
"Perfect," said Sirius, so loudly James could hear him if he was downstairs.
Remus has heard the whole conversation, thanks to his sensitive hearing. He knew they were going to hurt Lily, one of his best friends. He went upstairs to consult with Sirius.
"I heard what you said, you b-"
"Your hearing got into my conversation again?" said Sirius, sitting up. He didn't like this, so he showed a gesture to shoo Remus away.
Remus frowned. "Don't do it,"
"Stop me," said Sirius, putting his pajamas on. Remus frowned at James, who was doing nothing. "What? Do you expect me to help?" he said, with a yawn.
"Yeah, what do you think?" Remus pulled James up. "I don't want Lil to suffer, and neither do you."
James yawned. "Yeah, yeah can I sleep now?"
"Look this way Remus," said Sirius. "If you try to stop me, I'll tell your secret crush on Avril."
"You wouldn't bloody dare," Remus growled.
"Oh yeah I would," said Sirius.
"Go ahead then," said Remus.
"Ok, see you I guess," He walked out the door.
"Oh shit he is going to do it..wait Sirius!" He caught up with Sirius. "Ok, you can. Don't forget that my crush will be over by the time you're nearly finished with her, so I'll tell her myself."
Sirius snapped into one of James' identical evil grins. "Deal,"
"Just.please don't hurt her," said Remus, into his gray begging stage.
After Sirius asked Lily Evans out the next day, she seemed to blush and said "ok". Sirius' plan started to boost.
But then it came to a stop a week before they broke up.
"Look Lil, I've got something to tell you,"
After many nights under the stars and sitting by the lake, Lily seemed to adore Sirius. But the next few words, her feeling were shattered.
"I think we should break up,"
The haunting words had caught up with her. The world went into a blur, and her glasses steamed up. Remus just walked down the stairs, watched her piggy eyes water.
"Remus.you knew, didn't you?"
Remus nodded, bowing his head.
"It's not his fault he didn't tell you," said Sirius, grabbing Lily's thick wrist. "I blackmailed him."
Lily shook free. "Never speak to me again." She said, in a trembling voice.
She went up to her dormitory, James watching her big footsteps.
"I told you it was a bad idea, and you blackmailed me too," said James, in which Lily heard.
Lily felt sad. She saw one of her best friends being blackmailed, and James too? Sirius was now officially a bastard. He had planned this.
She knew when she got home she would tell her mum about this, with an extra plan. The plan which meant she would get her own back.
"I know how you feel darling,"
Mrs. Evans looked into the piggy eyes of her daughter.
"Don't worry darling, I'll make sure you get your own back. As you are home and 16 now, you can have your welcome home present."
A wizard suddenly appeared.
"I am here for Miss Evans?"
"Yes sir," said Lily, looking nervously at the man as he looked like a medi- wizard.
"Don't worry, your eyesight will be back to normal, for life."
Lily blinked. "Really? But that's expensive."
The man laughed. "Yes, but then thing is your parents have done such a big favour for us. You see that treatments have been successful before, but the problem is that people won't ask for treatment. So, you will advertise it in Hogwarts, which is a big ordeal for us."
Lily blinked. "You'd do that for me?"
"Yes, plus we get some beauty specialists for the other stuff, and medicine for weight. As long as you tell people about it, it's ok. Tell them about our program, and it will be hard work for all of this, are you up to it?"
She was up to anything. "Anything for my revenge, even if I feel like I want to die at any point."
"You have courage. Your personality is amazing." Lily blushed behind her glasses. "The treatment only takes 2 minutes, and doesn't hurt. It's just a spell."