WARNING: This story contains; Graphic Violence, Foul Language, and Possible Lemons

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Chapter 8

A strange atmosphere had settled over Konoha. It was an odd amalgamation of foreboding and calm peacefulness. As if some dangerous monstrosity was too busy being content to fulfill its purpose and savage them. This strange feeling stretched across the whole village but was strongest at the Hokage Tower. Inside the team sent to wave was being debriefed by the Fire Shadow himself.

"So I sent you on a standard C rank escort mission and you ran in two Three missing-nin and a fake hunter-nin. Naruto killed all the missing-nin and brought back the fake as a slave?" the Hokage asked in a tone of exasperation.

"She's not my slave old monkey" Naruto snorted.

"The rest of the report is correct Hokage-sama" Kakashi added with respect.

Naruto by this point had tuned the others out and began to juggle his scythes in the background. The leader of the village let out a long suffering sigh but a small, sly smile crossed his lips as he remembered a choice piece of information.

"Well I suppose I will let this slide and conclude this mission debriefing on account of more pressing issues"

When everyone looked thankful to leave the Hokage chose to drop a bombshell.

"the Chunin Exams are coming up and I have received several petitions about the Last Uchiha competing…"

Everyone besides Sasuke joined Naruto in Wonderland, not seeing what this had to do with them.

"See as Team Seven is still a member short Naruto will be semi-permanently place on their team which will free Anko up to be a proctor" No sooner had he finished before he witnessed Naruto freeze and be impaled by his own blades.

Kakashi didn't seem to care, Sasuke was blushing with a big grin, Anko was beaming with sadistic glee, and Sakura looked ready to faint. Haku made her way to her master and began to remove the instruments of death while motion seeped back into his stalled form.

"Why the fuck do I gatta go" Naruto pouted.

"Now before you argue just remember how many genin get maimed or die in the exams" Sarutobi was a sly old man to be sure as he effortlessly manipulated the young blond with his crafty words.

Naruto sighed his acceptance, lacking his usual luster due to the extra trouble he would have to go through almost out weight the havoc he could cause. As that bit of business was concluded Sarutobi dismissed everyone besides Naruto and Haku.

"Now on to our final bit of importance" He announced with a puff of tobacco smoke "What are we to do with young Haku here?"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders absently and looked to her. Haku stepped forward before bowing in respect.

"I am simply a tool for my master to use, nothing more" she answered dismissively.

The aged Fire Shadow stared at her incredulously for a moment before sighing heavily. By this point he honestly just accepted that Naruto shattered the fundamentals of logic and developed the strangest relationships. This was disturbingly similar to Root but it was obvious to his wise eyes that she was serving of her free will and honestly it wasn't too far a stretch from Naruto's Inuzuka 'friend'. Thing on the clan he supposed that he could use them as a template, yes that would work.

"If that is how you feel then I shall list you the same as the Inuzuka Clan list their nin-dogs" Haku nodded her approval.

Naruto shrugged once again before leaving without dismissal. Haku trailed a few steps behind in servile silence. They had just exited when a presence tickled at the back of Naruto's mind. Turning his head, he laid eyes upon a masked shinobi with the kanji of suffering etched in blue on the forehead of his mask. The stranger seemed to be invisible to all but Naruto as people, villager and ninja alike, walked right by him like he was no more than vapor in the wind. Naruto nodded his head and the shadow ninja vanished. Naruto continued to walk but his course was changed.

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Naruto had come to a heavily wooded area and entered an underground compound trough a hidden trapdoor. He and Haku had leisurely strolled down the dim hall ways until they had reached guarded door. The two ninja were identical to the ones before but they had the kanji for agony instead of suffering. As Naruto approached the two guards dropped to their knees.

"My Lord!" they exclaimed bringing their right fists over their hearts "Lord Danzo awaits you inside"

Naruto rolled his eyes at the overdramatic display and the needless declaration of a given fact. Of course Danzo was inside his office, where else would he be after requesting his presence. Naruto walked past the two guard and into a well illuminated room.

"Ah Naruto my boy how nice of you to drop by" Danzo greet the avatar friendly from behind his mahogany desk.

"Tsk, really cripple?" Naruto asked slightly annoyed "Is this how we're ganna play this?"

"Whatever do you mean?" Danzo feigned innocence.

Naruto huffed before taking a seat in an overly comfy leather recliner across the desk and crossing his arms. Haku glided behind him and stood like an empty shadow over him.

"Picked up a bodyguard I see" the old war hawk said with a serene smile.

"Pleeeeease, as if someone such a I would need such a thing" the blond scoffed.

"Oh my what a high and mighty attitude you've developed dear little one" Danzo mocked "Perhaps a spare is in order to deflate that ego hmm?"

Naruto made no outward sign that he had heard the old man but they both knew that despite his appearance Danzo was far superior to Naruto in combat abilities.

"Why have you called me here?" Naruto asked as he visibly relaxed, Danzo had won their little game.

"I simply was curious about the results of your mission and your entering the Chunin Exams" leave it to Danzo to have important info before it had even left the Hokage's lips.

Naruto regaled the bandaged man with a short version of the journey. Short version being 'he met some ugly asshats, killed the ugly asshats, made a sacrifice or two, got a new follower, and unleashed unearthly rage upon blights of the world'. Danzo had kept Naruto's company long enough to ascertain all the key pieces from his rather brisk retelling.

"Well then another one comes into our lovely goddess fold then" Danzo held a true smile as he spoke those words.

"Yeah, she's almost as bad as your Root soldiers" Naruto cast his eyes back to Haku but only received a blank stare in return.

"Yes she seems quite devoid doesn't she?" Naruto moved his gaze back to the one speaking "But that is over little consequence"

Danzo waved the matter off before opening some folder's on his desk.

"The real matter at hand is the rumor's that unsavory characters are planning to infiltrate our beloved village and conduct dastardly deeds against us" his one visible eye roved over the papers "Please do be ever so careful in the up come exams"

Naruto rubbed his chin as he though over this new tidbit. He could see why Konoha's enemies would pick the exams as a cover but as to their goal, well that was beyond his young mind.

"Very well I shall be on the lookout" Naruto nodded to his fellow follower before rising from his chair "If you need me I shall be in my usual place of residence, but you already knew that"

Danzo chuckled at the avatar's slight but stopped when he heard Naruto's voice drift down the hall.

"I'll never understand why you use those folder's full of black paper when we both know you memorize all the pertinent things" Again the old ninja laughed as he gazed down at his desk and at the empty pages that where spread across it.

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Weeks had passed and it was finally time for the first trial of the Chunin Exams. Naruto strolled lazily up to his two awaiting 'team mates'. Haku had been ordered to stay behind after she had repeatedly tried to follow Naruto to the first location of the exams. She was very insistent that she be where ever he was, luckily she also obeyed his every command. Naruto paid no mind as he passed by the two genin, Sasuke falling right into step behind him. Sakura was a pitiful thing, shaking like a leaf and casting her eyes in a frenzy around her. The blond paid neither any mind as he strode with purpose straight through the front door and right up the stairs. So focused was he that he never even saw the group of genin on the second floor, trapped under a weak genjutsu, and so he went directly to the testing room. They occupants had various reactions but they all involved starring at the new arrives, something Naruto didn't exactly care for. Fortunately, that didn't last long.

"The fuck you starring at?"

Heads whipped in a different direction so fast Sasuke swore he heard a few snap and more still creak in angry protest. Naruto paid them no more attention and sat behind the desk in front of the room. The other genin thought it strange that none of the chunin proctors made to stop him. This was all cleared up when a huge plume of smoke obscured their view of him. A large, scarred man made his presence known as the obscuring smoke dissipated. He had his left right side facing the genin, his back towards a window, and was practically beaming down at the seated blond.

"Naruto-kouhai" the scarred man ground out in a gravelly voice.

"Hey scar face" the blond greet "What's up?"

"When are you coming back?" the man was all business.

"No idea, the old bastard's got me doing bitch work" Naruto spat the works out.

"That is most unfortunate" the older man's voice didn't change to show his emotions "We could use our best interrogator back"

Naruto grinned widely at his words and keep a close ear out. Moments later he was rewarded with an ear piercing shriek.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" the anguished cry reverberated around the class room.

"What was that" the taller of the two asked his siting acquaintance.

"Just our usually betting shenanigans Ibiki" Naruto waved off.

To the others ease dropping it made no sense but Ibiki nodded in understanding.

"Very well then" suddenly Ibiki slammed his boot into Naruto's face and propelled him out of the chair "Don't sit in my chair"

Several jaws dropped at the harsh treatment of a genin but several more dropped when Naruto stood up like it was nothing.

"Yeah yeah no need to piss and moan" Naruto said over his shoulder before he sat in an unoccupied row.

Ibiki chose that moment to start the test and explain the rules. Naruto just tuned it out, not seeing it as important. Forty-five minutes later and the test can to a close with a drastically reduced number of participants. Sasuke was unaffected by the mind games and Sakura was to scared of Naruto to drop out and face his wraith. Naruto stayed oblivious as Ibiki launched into a speech about the dangers of being a chunin only to be interrupted as a black ball smashed through the window and was impaled on to the wall as it opened up. Upon unfurling it revealed a banner and Anko in a very interesting outfit.

Anko stood there in a short black hoodie that showed of her purple snake print panties. She clearly wore nothing underneath as the zipper was midway between her breasts and bellybutton, showing off a lot of cleavage and her Jashinist pendant. Around her neck was a leather choker with a dog tag inscribed with 'Naru-dono's Bitch'. Worst still was the banner. In white lettering was 'The sexy and submissive Ko-chan, property of Naru-dono'.

For her part Anko was alight in a shade of red hardly seen before. Weither from anger or embarrassment only Naruto would know.

"A-alright shit heads I'm the proctor of the second exam" Anko tried hard not to stutter "Meet me at training ground 44, also known as Naru-dono's playground"

Naruto smirked knowingly at her before making a 'continue' gesture with his hand.

"Naru-dono this one would like to escort you" Anko swolled her pride as she bowed low "If it would please you"

Naruto could hardly contain his laughter at his fellow genins faces. It was almost too much when he nodded his acceptance and Anko moved to his side and scupped him up in a princess carry and rested his head on her barely restrain assets. By this point every male, and some females, looked upon him with envious scorn as she leapt out the window and carried her 'master' off to the designated spot for the second test.

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The odd pair didn't have to wait long and arrive to see Naruto in Anko's lap as she feed him his special bloody treat. Again the waves of envy rolled over him but the lion does not concern itself with the opinions of sheep. As Naruto finished his meal he settled himself comfortably as Anko briefed the lambs of the impending slaughter. Anko had already given him he run down and collect his team's wavers. The other two were forged of course but Anko didn't bat an eye at the blatant forgery. She had also given him his team's scroll again not really caring that there were rules. Anko had finished her brief but remain captive as Naruto had decided of lounging. Scroll were trade for waves by her chunin helpers as she sat running her fingers through his hair, absentmindedly wondering how much blood was about to be spilled. The buzzer that signaled the start rang but still Naruto lazed about. Finally, after fifteen minutes he sat up and turned to Anko.

"See you later Ko-chan" he punctuated with a light kiss to the lips before leaping to the ground and dashing off into the forest.

Anko sat, dazed, as she raised a hand to her lips. A small smile made its way to her lips before she was interrupted by two anbu appearing into the field.

"Anko-san, we have a problem"

Please review and comment as all CONSTRUCTIVE criticism will be taken under advice.

This took longer than expected because I knew where I wanted to end this chap but while writing it I just couldn't stop writing so here you go! Also I thought about writing a Omake, let me know If you wanna see it at the end of the next chapter!