The Unsolicited Adventures of GamCat, Tavros, and Their Merry Friends. (TUAGCTATMF; or the GamCat adventures.)

(A/N): Woot! Yeah, a new story! There are no real pairings here, but there shall be small and subtle hints, as well as, of course, lots of fluff. I am making it my goal to try and drown you in fluffiness while you read this fic. Yes, this is human stuck, and I guess pet stuck. I'm not really sure what possessed me to write this, but the basis comes from that apparently Tavros has a love for cats, and I saw a picture of a random Gamzee wearing cat ears. I hope you enjoy this story!

Basic Synopsis: Tavros is a young man, busily working like we all do in our lives. Tavros has a great fondness of cats, but is sadly allergic to them. Luckily, scientists have found a species of kitten hybrids that are hypoallergenic, and make great pets - nekos. From here we find ourselves immersed in the daily adventures of Tavros and his new little cat, Gamzee. Join us and their merry friends on their adventures! (I guess that sounds a little too cheery. Eh. Whatevs.)

Ah, right, nearly forgot; disclaimer: I do not own Homestuck nor any of its characters. But you already knew that.

Now, to the story!

~ Adoption Day, Anyone? ~

Tavros was walking home down the old shopping district home, as he usually did, to his humble apartment complex, which he shared quite a few other friends of his. They were all rather polite to him, but the gardener and land lady could be a bitch sometimes. She had pushed him down the stairs once, but he turned out fine, just a few bruises. Tavros was attending college, and as of now, had a part time job at the local café, on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays, in the evening. It's rather nice and cozy at the café, and the manager is friendly and polite too, but she is rather picky as to what her workers wear. Glancing to his right, Tavros sighed sadly, for there was the old pet shop, with its adorable litter of petite kittens in the window, tumbling and mewing over one another. How cute they are! Oh, if only I could hold them, and feed them, and cuddle them, and play with them, the miserable Tavros thought, who was unfortunately, allergic to the precious kitties.

"Ah, Tavros! Good day, how are you?" the shop owner asked, smiling at him, he quite enjoyed Tavros' company and his vast knowledge of felines.

Looking up, Tavros smiled shyly. "Ah, h-hey Kankri. Uh, I'm doing fine." Kankri was always nice to him and let him look at the kittens, but his lectures usually made him fall asleep.

"Glad to hear that! Oh, I wanted to give you a glimpse to a new house pet an acquaintance of mine brought, well they brought several, and it lighted upon me that you might enjoy seeing a new type of feline. Do not worry, they have been proven to give those like you no allergens. Ah, but first, trigger warning: cuteness, adorable cats, and possible jumped hugs." With no further warnings, Kankri gestured for Tavros to enter the shop and led him to the back, where nearly immediately, what seemed to be a young man, jumped on top of Tavros with a muffled thump (Tavros at the same time giving an undignified, surprised squeak) , giving him a big hug and a contented purr. Wait, a purr?

"Gamzee! I've already told you not to glomp people! It is rather triggering." Kankri scolded as he peeled the big neko off of Tavros. Tavros gasped and gaped when he saw the fluffy cat ears resting upon Gamzee's head, and the bushy, steely gray tail peeking out from under his shirt, lazily swishing back and forth. Gamzee meowed in complaint when Kankri launched into a lecture about jump-hugging strangers, and hugged the shorter Tavros again anyways. Tavros seemed cuddly to him.

A lecture, a blushing Tavros, and nine mewing and complaining nekos later, Kankri finally got to the point of why he specifically wanted to show the newly discovered and house pet perfect nekos to Tavros first.

"-ahem, so, the reason I allowed you to view these exotic pets first Tavros, is because I know you love cats, and seeing as you don't seem allergic to nekos, I was going to ask you to if you would like to adopt any of them." Tavros blinked, looked up at Gamzee and smiled, which was returned from the large feline with dark gray ears and facepaint that he got from who knows where. Tavros knew exactly which neko he was going to adopt, and had a feeling said neko would be overjoyed to comply. This was how the adventures of Gamzee the cat, Tavros and their merry friends came to be.

Okay, this was short, and the fluffiness does not start here. These little drabbles will be purposely short, and filled with fluff, if not happiness, and I'll try to have like two drabbles in a single update. If you wanted to know who the nekos are, they are: Gamzee, Nepeta, Mituna, Karkat, Eridan, John, Rose, Cronus, and Jake. The humans, (at least these are the characters I have in mind so far) are: Dave (adopts John), Sollux (adopts Eridan and Karkat), Tavros (adopts of course, Gamzee), Equius (adopts Nepeta), Kanaya (adopts Rose, and is the café owner and manager), Vriska (she doesn't get a neko, yes she's the gardener and landlady), Kurloz (adopts Mituna), Dirk (is Dave's brother in these upcoming drabbles, adopts Jake), and Kankri (who takes in Cronus). Don't worry, I'll update my other story soon. Just letting people have their chance to vote for who they think won the Prank War. (Story referred to: Of GeNtLeMeN aNd PiMpS). Any who, have a nice day, and enjoy your reading!