Thennie's home! Yay! She saw the Empire State Building and met her mom! Did you meet my Daddy, too?

Ugh... I think he was out on delivery. I think I saw Apollo at Wicked though. He was fighting with the girl playing Elphaba. I think he was her understudy.

Oh... well... This is the last chapter! It's so emotional! I don't want it to end!

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"First of all, how many of you actually got the job done?" Zeus asked, his head in his hands. Hands were raised around the throne room. Zeus sighed again, but this time, it had more impatience than pain. "Out of all six pairs, only… Two of you got it done?"

"Well, to be honest, on our part, I'm not sure." Hades said. "We looked around Europe, but then we spent half an hour or so trapped in the Parthenon."

"I beg your pardon?"

"The lard, Father." Athena explained. "That's why they were wearing Batman costumes and covered in lard."

"That's a little extreme for one temple crashing mission."

"It's not like we asked for this to happen." Poseidon began beginning to sound very frustrated himself. "Hades couldn't control Cerberus, so he went up to the Parthenon to go pee, and I followed him. As soon as I stepped in, I was sucked down this tunnel thing below the Parthenon, and the only way we could get out was if we did was the iAthena told us to!"

"iAthena… I like that." The goddess chuckled.

"Poseidon, it was your fault we were stuck like that. If you hadn't gotten all giddy when we got there, we wouldn't have been in this mess. You had a can of spray paint ready, and you were the one who send Cebby up the hill and into the temple." Hades grumbled. "How am I supposed to explain this to my wife…"

"Fighting about this aside," Zeus continued. "How much of Europe did you finish?"

"I want to say over half?" Poseidon asked. Hades furrowed his brow, then nodded.

"Yeah. The Parthenon really sucked the energy from our search."

"And did you see any place we could live?"

"I say we kick the royal family outta Buckingham Palace and live there!" Poseidon said.

"Hey, I liked that mansion in Venice."

"True, true…"

"Moving on… Athena, Hermes, how did you do?"

"We only went to one place." Zeus furrowed his brow. The other Olympians looked confused, too. They had all been expecting Athena to have accomplished the most, but if she had spent all her time in one area, what had she found?

"Where?"

"Toronto. The capital of Ontario, a province in Canada."

"Can you speak, like, American?" Aphrodite asked.

"There's this building very similar to the Empire State Building over there called the CN Tower." Athena continued. "After I spoke with several of the demigod staff, they agreed to let us move in there if needed. To me, it seemed like the only place good enough to host the gods."

"Hermes, what do you think?" Hermes gulped.

"I, uh, well, you see, ugh…" he stuttered. "Yeah… the CD Tower… Yeah, loving that rooftop view…" His smile faded when he saw Hera glaring at him. "Canadians are good at hockey."

"We know that, Hermes, please-"

"Hermes spent the whole two hours we had playing hockey on live television." Athena explained. Everyone nodded in agreement. It was a Hermes type of thing to do, try out a new sport, win the new sport, skip out on his duties as a god. At least he wasn't shop lifting.

"Artemis, Demeter, you clearly got something done." Artemis took a deep breath, trying to hold in her frustration a Demeter began rambling.

"Well," she began, a huge smile on her face. "We found this excellent temple in Japan. Now, the only quirk is, it's already inhabited by two gods, but," she eyed Artemis, who was giving Demeter her famous Be-careful-what-you-say-or-something-bad-will-happen look. "Both of them are very nice?" Artemis shook her head slowly. "Artemis likes one of them?" Artemis didn't react. "She thinks the other one is an idiot?" Artemis nodded. "And they get along well with other people. Their family status needs a bit of fixing, and some cereal could help with that, but other than that, the temple is big enough for all of us to live in!"

"As I explained earlier, Demeter, I would prefer not to mix pantheons." Zeus explained. "You mentioned one of them being a boy and the other being a girl?" Demeter nodded. Zeus jabbed a finger towards Aphrodite. "I don't want to see any new gods over there, but the chances of that happening are very, very unlikely."

"You can say that again…" Hera muttered under her breath, rolling her eyes at her husband.

"I'm not certain Asia is the best choice, either." Artemis said. "Besides… Tsukiyomi being a pain in the ass-"

"Does that mean I'm still your favorite brother?" Apollo asked, excitedly. Everyone stared at him.

"No, because Tsukiyomi was never my brother to begin with, idiot." Artemis glared at him. "He's my… counterpart. I think it would be too hectic to learn a new language, Asia is very crowded, there seems to be a lot of fighting, and we couldn't see anywhere that would be good for us to stay in, following those reasons. Russia is big, and I don't have a very good feeling about it." Zeus nodded at his daughter.

"Very well. Next!" He scanned the room. "Hera! My lovely wife! How was your trip to Antarctica?"

"It sucked like Hades." Hades coughed to himself in the corner. He and Hera exchanged a long, silent stare before she looked back to her husband. "There is nothing to do down there. No food, no water, no sights and-"

"Dad, there were terrorists!" Ares exclaimed, jumping out of his seat. "And they tried to explode Camp Half-Blood with four nuclear missiles, but Ma and I found them, and so she turned into a lion and I took out this awesome flamethrower and we totally whooped ass and went in to stop the missiles from launching, and then we met Molokov, who was a Russian in this group of Roman terrorists, and he told us they were being led by some guy named E-1 and that he was a son of Juno, and when he left, Ma got pissed off and wouldn't stop the missiles because she doesn't care about any of her kids or grandkids, so I yelled at her but guess what, I didn't smack her or anything for once, so I stopped the missiles at the last second with a butter knife after Ma made them speed up the timer cuz she hates me!" The other Olympians stared in wonder as Ares sat down, gasping for breath. "Oh," he turned back to his father. "Did you really sexually assault Ma when you were a peacock?" The other Olympians burst into laughter, while the King and Queen of the gods had different, mixed reactions. Hera looked like she was ready to leap from her throne and kill Ares using only her finger nails, while Zeus was trying not to laugh, his head in his hands. Finally, the laughing stopped.

"O-okay…" Zeus managed, taking his wife's hand, still chuckling. "Yes, Ares, I did!" A new burst of laughter came from the group. Ares gave Hera the thumbs up, while she slid her finger horizontally across her neck.

"You're dead." She mouthed.

"More importantly!" Ares proclaimed, stamping his foot and standing from his throne. "There is a group of terrorists trying to blow up Camp Half-Blood! I say we do something to stop them!"

"You're right." Zeus agreed. "I will position a watch party in Antarctica and alert Chiron of the possibility of an attack. He can take any necessary measures to make sure this never happens again." Zeus glanced to Aphrodite, who was working away with a nail file. "Speaking of odd sights… I would prefer not to move to Australia. I don't know if any of you have ever been mauled by animals," Apollo raised his hand, excitedly. Zeus motioned for him to put it down. "But I do not want to be involved in another psychotic animal heritage thing ever again!"

"Why? What happened to you?" Ares walked over to Aphrodite's throne and took her hand.

"Listen, babe, if those monsters did anything to you, I'll go kill each other them myself using nothing but a butter knife." Aphrodite blushed.

"Oh, stop!" she giggled. "Okay, so, like, how do I, like, explain this?" she began. "So, like, Zeus and I had, like, no clue where to go in, like, Aussieland, so we got stuck in this, like, Bush place. I kept asking Zeus to, like, smite things, and then we almost, like, hit it off, but Zeus had this bad, like, mood swing, so we didn't. Don't worry Hera." Aphrodite caught Hera's glare. "I'm not going to, like, touch him. Anyway, so we keep walking for a while, and Zeus is, like, being such a nag that I wanted to go back and, like, take my shoes out of the mud and, like, club him over the head with it, but I didn't, because, like, I was scared that if I, like, did it, he would make more Athenas. Ares, do my toe nails." She kicked up her foot on his shoulder and passed him a nail file, pulling out her phone. "So, we got, like, totes knocked out, and when we woke up, I was, like, screaming because it was, like, the KKK! And for all you, like, non-hip people who aren't as, like, fabulous as me, that means Kangaroo Koala Krisis. So, there was this cute little, like, kangaroo baby named, like, Paul, and he could, like, speak English because he's, like, special and all. Paul, like, wanted Zeus and me to, like, teach him English! Can you believe that?" She began doing her usual high pitched girl laughter. Athena learned over to Artemis.

"Good thing she didn't teach him anything, right?" she muttered. Artemis snickered.

"Good, like, day, like, mate!" Artemis whispered. "That actually really hurts my brain."

"What?"

"Acting like a dumbass."

"OMM, like, where was I?" Aphrodite let her jaw hang open. "OMM, that's right! None of you can, like, take OMM from me. It's, like, MY thing, okay? Okay. So… I used my, like, charm speaking to, like, go use the bathroom, so I could get away. I really, like, hated those kangaroos because they have, like, funny names and, like, smelt funny. Like, Athena?" Artemis chuckled as Athena looked at Aphrodite. "How easy is it to, like, pee on a curling iron?" Everyone began laughing again.

"Hey!" Athena yelled. "I have never peed on a curling iron!"

"She said pee!" Apollo laughed, nearly falling off his throne. Beside Hades, Hestia sighed.

"Looks like we'll have to stay here, after all." She managed. "At least they all aren't trying to kill each other, for once. Did you enjoy your trip to Italy, Hades?"

"Yeah…" Her brother replied. "It was nice… and nostalgic." Hestia smiled at him.

"To me, it doesn't really matter where we decide to move. I just want to be able to see everyone together and laughing like this, no matter how pointless it may be."

"I guess you're right." The laughter died down.

"I'll take it from here…" Zeus managed. "We ended up fighting our way out of the mess, and I caused a hurricane to blow away the Bush, well, by that I mean really blow hard, to put out the fire that Aphrodite's flaming curling iron sword started. Then we came back here. Therefore, we will not move to Australia."

"What about New Zealand?" Poseidon asked, excited.

"If they have talking wombats, no. You can shoot me now." Zeus replied. This meeting wasn't getting them anywhere. "How about… Apollo. You look anxious to share your adventures… and… that sunburn…" Apollo cocked his brow and looked at his arms and legs.

"Oh… Wow… I'm really red…"

"Some sun god you've got there, right Zeus?" Demeter began.

"No." She slunk back in her throne.

"Okay, so Hestia and I get to Africa, right?" Apollo began. "And Hestia drives us off a cliff-"

"Excuse me." Hestia said. "It was your fault for putting us in danger. I was only trying to help you stop the car."

"Right. Sorry. Anyway, we found ourselves lost in the jungle, and Hestia brought us these hood-poncho things that looked like lions, so we put them on to protect ourselves from the sun, but we got pounced by some lionesses. You guys kinda know the story from there… They thought we were their gods, they took us to heal the Queen, Watson Fluff happened, and there was some other stuff that's kinda foggy, so I'm not going to touch on those details. Basically, let's not go to Africa, either. I don't want the rest of us to be caught in the middle of some ancient lion prophecy or find out that our sacred animals are being killed by the dozen every day."

"I agree with Apollo." Hestia managed. "I might want to go back, but I couldn't imagine living there. Where would we live? And, besides, Zeus has a concern about pantheons mixing. Egypt is in Africa. We may very well run into some issues."

"Is that everyone?" Zeus asked, looking around the throne room. "We've covered Canada, Africa, Asia, Antarctica, Europe, Australia… I feel like there's something wrong…" Everyone looked around the throne room. Nothing seemed to be out of place, but Zeus was right. Something felt really weird.

"How about we just make up our minds and end this mess?" Hera asked, sounding tired. "I need a break from my life… And a massage."

"So, Africa, Australia, Asia and Antarctica are out?" Athena asked, typing furiously on her iPad. Everyone nodded. "So, we only have the choice of moving to Canada, moving to Europe or staying put and making the last two hours of our lives totally-" The ground began to rumble. Hestia jumped onto Hades' lap, Aphrodite ran to Ares, who was pulling out his sword, Hera enjoyed a nice back massage while Zeus glared at Poseidon in the throne beside him.

"What are you doing?!" he yelled. Poseidon looked terrified.

"I'm not doing anything! I don't know what's going-"

"Daddy, Artemis just puked!" Apollo called.

"Should I launch an evacuation?" Hermes yelled, slapping on his winged helmet.

"Hades, we need to get Mr. Fluff from the kitchen!" Hestia cried. "I'm scared he's going to get hurt!"

"Hades! I'm going to run you through with a chainsaw if Persephone gets hurt!" Demeter yelled.

"Hey, Poseidon?" Athena called. "Having a little temper about the lard again?"

"ENOUGH!" Zeus yelled, sending a wave of sound through the room. The sound rung in their ears as, all of a sudden, the shaking stopped. Everyone looked around, nervously.

"I think, like, Demeter farted." Aphrodite managed.

"What was that?" Hestia cried, trembling. Hades pulled her closer.

"We should evacuate Olympus." He said, standing with Hestia in his arms. "I'm worried about the United States."

"Does anyone smell that?" Athena asked.

"Smell what?" Apollo asked, helping Artemis, who was green in the face, to her feet.

"It smells… Like a civilization burning to the ground…"

"That's got to be, like, the worst name for perfume, like, ever." Aphrodite scoffed. Hermes ran to the edge of the balcony and peered over.

"Guys? You might want to see this… I think that perfume is a best-selling brand, cuz…" The others joined him. The balcony of Olympus not only gave them a perfect view of the whole New York state, but also tons of the surrounding states. Everything was on fire, smoke was rising in the air, buildings were collapsed, Camp Half-Blood was like a speck of white on the black surface, and looked fine. The rest of America, however, sucked.

"How did this happen?" Zeus asked. "Is it because we left?"

"It can't be." Poseidon replied. "We all went on that cruise Aphrodite won in the Caribbean two Christmas' ago, and when we got back, everything was fine."

"Maybe those terrorists had more nukes in their arsenal than we thought, huh, Ares?" Hera scoffed.

"Ma," he began, glaring at her. "That wasn't and A-bomb. This is a wide spread fire, which some volcanic stuff sprinkled around, a couple dino bones, a lot of earthquake, and it has nothing to do with war what so ever." Athena gasped.

"I think I know what's going on." She managed. "It's because of…" She looked around the group. "Hestia." Everyone stared in shock, awe and fear at the little goddess. Dramatic lightning filled the room and an organ played some eerie chords. Artemis glared at Apollo and smacked him again.

"Shut up!" she yelled. "This is no time to be making comedy!"

"I was trying to be dramatic…" Apollo whined, rubbing his face. Zeus scratched his head.

"It doesn't make sense… Hestia didn't go with us on the cruise because she had a cold…"

"Actually, it does." Hades began. Zeus glared at him. "Hestia didn't go before, so the states were fine. But now… Hestia, how long were you gone?" Hestia was curled in a little ball on the floor, shaking as she held her hood tightly over her head. She was crying.

"No more than two hours! I swear! I've never left for more!" she cried. "I'm sorry! I didn't mean to ruin a nation!" Hermes was tapping wildly on his phone.

"It must have been the… Time zones?"

"NOOOOOOO!" Apollo raised his hand.

"I don't get it." he said. He ducked as Artemis swung at him again. Athena sighed.

"Come with me." They followed her into the kitchen. Hera hovered behind the group.

"I'm not going in there. I'm not getting lion on me."

"It goes a little like this." Athena began, taking some soup cans from the cupboard. Hestia retrieved Mr. Fluff and was hugging him as he tried to eat her hair. "This can is Hestia." She held up a can of chicken noodle soup. "These are all the states." She placed three cans of Alphagetti on top of the Hestia can. "There's this little… Rule, that goes with where we live. We follow the flames. The flames are the hearth. And the hearth is Hestia. Everyone still with me?" The other nodded. "The hearth is what supports the home, and therefore, Western Civilization. So, when we take the hearth away from the home," She pulled Hestia's can out from under the others. The cans of Alphagetti clattered to the floor. "What happens?"

"We all fall down?"

"Yeah. More or less. So now, we have to leave for a while until the states are stable again."

"But, Hestia's back." Demeter began. "Can't we just rebuild things? Won't they heal better if we stay?" Athena furrowed her brow, then saw Hephaestus' 3DS on the table outside. She ran out, grabbed it and came back in.

"This is Mario Kart." She began, holding the open DS in front of her. "It runs on a 3DS from the cartridge in the back. Now, whoever was playing this game before didn't save. In fact, they're still in the race. Let's try thinking of this DS as America, and this cartridge as Hestia. Basically, the system can't do what it wants to do, play Mario Kart, without it. Hestia runs the joint." Hestia was slinking out of the kitchen slowly. She didn't like being appointed such high positions. "Now, what will happen if I do this?" Athena popped the cartridge from the system. The screen froze up, the music stopped and a low, high pitched noise filled the kitchen. "The system freezes up. The only way to get it back to normal is to turn off the power, let it recalibrate itself, fix any glitches and put the cartridge back in if you want to go back to Mario Kart. If I put the cartridge in the system now, the way it is, it'll be more messed up and the screen won't unfreeze itself. So, this is what we have to do. We leave America alone for a little while and let it cool down and heal itself, then we come back. That way, things will go back to normal. We just need to choose a temporary spot to stay."

"Wait, isn't that the same thing that happened to us with America when we came from England?" Hermes asked as they walked back into the throne room.

"Well, yes, but then Apollo made Broadway and refused to leave." Zeus replied. Apollo swished an imaginary skirt and began dancing.

"Good things are here in America!" he sang with a Portico accent. Artemis didn't bother.

"But will the hearth move with us?" Poseidon asked. "If we take Hestia, the hearth will have to settle there, right?" Athena shook her head.

"Nope. Think of it as… Renting or staying at someone's house. You don't officially live there. The hearth will still be here, but we're taking Hestia."

"All this, like, thinking is , like, hurting my brain." Aphrodite whined.

"Funny, I didn't know you had any."

"So, from our previous discussion," Zeus began, standing at the head of the table. "We can either live in Europe or Canada. Take your pick. We leave in five minutes."

So... for anyone who read the first authors note and heard Thennie laugh like a crazy person...

I AM a crazy person.

Right. We're...

WRITING A SEQUEL!

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It's called Olympus Got Talent!, it's going to be hilarious, random, continue some of the mentioned plot starters and... Demigods. There will be demigods. Many many demigods.

In Batman suits.

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