Hermoine Granger looked at the ruined, smoking corpse of superhilter Ron. The disgusting gignger boy turnedd out to secretly have been a NAZI! She swooned, turning away from her former husbad. "Oh, Draco!" She shouted in extasy. "You saved me from him!"

"He was about to rape you!" Draco said. "I got hear as fast as I could!"

"I can't believe it." Hermoine said. "I thought I trusted him but I only loved him for the wedding!"

"You're safe now." Draco said as he swooned downa nd scooped Hermoine into his arms. "I will protect you."

"Oh, Draco." Hermoine said. "I love you."

"I love you too, Hermoine." Draco said with a smile...and he leaned in for a kiss.

However, superhitler Ron wasn't actually DEAD! He rose from from the hole in the ground, as he let out a cackle. "DRACO! YOU JEW!" He pointed his wand at him. "I WILL DESTROY YOUUUUUUUU!"

"Nooooo!" Shouted Fawkes, as he flew right in front of the magic beam. He bursted into flames and feathers, as Hedwig ran toward him.

"Fawks, no!" Hedwig said.

And Fawkes died.