The first thing Gray noticed the day after his and Natsu's fight was that Natsu had a new outfit, well mostly a new cloak that hung open over the left side of his chest. It had a belt hanging from shoulder to hip to keep it closed to some extent. It also had a belt around the waist witch held a sheath for the broadsword that was the start of the problem that which was currently leaning against the bar next to a drinking Natsu and a fan-girl Mira much to Grays growing confusion. That and the fact that he had to spend his courage fund (money to spend on Erza when he grew balls) that currently held 500,000 jewels, which would disappear because of a new nobody, that was insanely strong. Well at least he had till tomorrow afternoon to give him a deed because he didn't know where he could by a house, master bought his and he just paid him back. Sighing as he realized he had sat there and stared into the distance for like two hours and he still had yet to start the house hunt.

Imma flying blue transition

Meanwhile at the bar….. stuff was happening like wtf style stuff that made grown men cry. Cana seeing Natsu put away liquor like no other decided to challenge him for science and not because he was hot nope definitely not that. So she went up to him and issued her challenge.

"ohmygodyourhotcanitouchyourabs?" Her soul started to leak out only for Mira who was wearing Natsu's old cloak to slap her and slipped a flagon onto the bar top. "So… um you wanna try and out drink me?" Cana said with a fierce blush dropping onto the stool next to him when he shrugged and jumped the bar rummaging for a bottle. When he found it he slammed it upon the counter and filled two shot glasses with a clear liquor of unknown origin. Shooting his shot down he watched Canna do the same then promptly fall sideways asleep from the liver failure induced coma. Shrugging he took a pull from the bottle and turned to Mira.

"Maybe I should have just used some fireball nice and strong whiskey. Hey can I have my cloak back please?" he asked.

"Nope my cloak now" Mira said and then mumbled in what she thought was below his hearing range. "It's nice and smells like you."

"Oh really now?" Natsu asked with a arched eyebrow causing Mira to squeak and flee, in which time Natsu plundered the bar for strong shit so he could try and get a buzz.

Flying blue transition here

Gray finally finding a house well more of a small cabin that was a meth lab… for like 80,000 jewels and just needed Natsu to sign the deed. So off to the guild he went walked right through the doors and to the table Natsu was sitting at with a strange smelling cigar hanging out of his mouth. Deciding just to talk he started speaking. "Yo, I found you a fucking house asshole." Yeah that'll teach him about messing with me gray thought. Natsu just looked at him like really bro but just shrugged his shoulders he was chill as fuck right now. "But you gotta go sign the deed so it's your house you know?" sighing Natsu reached under the table and tapped something. A moment latter Mira popped out from under the table and stole Natsu's cigar thingy and took a long drag as Natsu got up and left with Gray, or as he's known in Natsu's mind Gray the gay ice fairy… yeah its pretty fucked up in there.

Time space fuck… of blue cat winged ness..

Natsu stared at the house or as he realized from burning down a few… or more, it was a meth lab in the middle of the fucking woods. Hey it was his fault it was a house technically… oh well he'll fix it up. A movement caught his eye and he saw a huge spider come crawling out of a crevice in one of the walls. Adding killing spiders and god knows what else to his list, than he thought of getting drunk or Mira or both and headed back to the guild. Only stopping for tacos, 2 for 1. He made it to the guild only to realize it was the middle of the night walking in he realized that the redhead and him were the only ones there. Being the nice guy he is he shouts out. "hey fire crotch throw me some whiskey ." Thinking back he could have said that more… I don't know less dickishly. I just mean yelling derogatory shit at a woman who is behind a bar and possibly drunk is never a good idea.. which explains the bottle of amber liquid hitting the wall next to his head and a slurred.

"dawmmitt, I miwsseerd!" the swaying of the redhead as she walked toward Natsu was not helping her state at all. Well at least he can deal with an inebriated woman or two.Walking towards the redhead he saw something she held dear… cake, strawberry cake, he found a way to get he to lighten up. Grabbing the cake and pulling one of his 'cigars' out of his cloak lighting it, he smiled at her seeing an opportunity to get the redhead in a way like no other had, and hey drunk hot woman he's a guy get over it. He smiled calling out to her as he came up with a plan. "Hey Erza I was thinking about splitting this cake and I cant do that with you throwing stuff at me and being mean can I?" the whole thing was accented by a fake pout, which through the drunk woman of tilting her head to the side, she agreed with what he was saying and he had cake, strawberry cake the best goodness ever. Seeing him sit at a booth she stumbled over and plopped down next to him bumping into him slightly causing a slight hiss of pain from him. "Erza you might wanna do away with the armor if your having cake I mean you don't wanna damage your armor from frosting right?" Natsu asked the drunkenredhead. Thinking it over it made sense to the redhead's drunken mind, then she thought if it can hurt my armor what about my clothing… and with that thought she re-quipped out of her armor and her clothing leaving her in a strawberry cake patterned bra and thong combo that Natsu thought was adorable. Without her armor to hold her up she flopped boneless against Natsu, which prompted him to say. "Here since you seem so comfy laying against me ill feed you sound good?" he started rubbing his had on the back of her head behind her ears prompting her to give a purr like moan that he didn't know she could make. Lifting a fork of cake he brought it to her mouth and slid the cake in granting another moan of pleasure, continuing to feed her for a few minutes before a piece of cake fell off of the fork and into her large bust.

Lemon start

Leaning down towards her bust Natsu said, "We can'twaste cake now can we?" Gently licking at the frosting smeared on the top of one of the large globes he was answered with a loud moan. He reached for the back of bra to un-hook it and release her large bust to his eyes, whichhe let an approving growl out at. Licking and nipping at the globes he slowly cleaned the cake up and drove Erza wild. As he finished and leaned back he paused and listened to the mewls she released that he caused, looking down he grinned proudly seeing how wet she was. Grabbing the fork he left a trail that lead down to the line of her panties. He slowly licked his way down upon reaching her panties he growled out. "What's under here, does it need to be cleaned as well?" Erza's eyes flew open and stared down at him for a second before screaming out.

"Yes, oh god yes!" as Natsu started to nibble on her inner thigh. Pulling the thong off as fast as he could, Natsu attacked her folds with a hunger that seemed insatiable delving as deep as his tongue would let him. He continued at a salvage pace until with a shuttered breath Erza exploded across his face with strange tasting liquid, it didn't taste bad in fact Natsu could not get enough. After practically drinking her dry Natsu stood and looked down at her asking a simple question.

"Do you want to continue?" At her weak nod he dropped his pants and lined himself up with her. Entering with a single stroke he slid right past her last piece of innocence, stilling himself he waited for her kissing the tears away building speed and rhythm once he got a nod to continue. Listening to her moans he realized that she was becoming sober through the fact that his name kept becoming less slurred as the night went on and she started clinging to him more. After several hours and positions he finished after her third orgasm with a roar.

Lemon end

She fell asleep almost instantly afterword seeing this he put her panties back on her and re-quipped one of his shirts which he put on her, and a blanket. Grabbing her bra he ex-quipped it as a prize for himself. Picking her up he carried her to the sick bay and laid her in a bed giving her a kiss and tucking her in. walking away he sighed he had to go kill spiders, huge ones.

One flying blue fuck not given…

Opening one of the five large boxes in the basement of his new 'house' he found it full of clear plastic baggies with crystals inside of them, a quick check later and Natsu only had one thought on his mind… 'fuck fuck fuckity fuck lets see if I can get rid of this quickly.' With that thought on his mind he ran to the guild and strait into the masters office. "Hey, old man I need to know do you have a pharmaceutical rep, or who dose the guild get its meds from, I need to know quick?" He hopped from foot to foot as he asked this.. like a fucked up energizer bunny.

"We go to a woman in the east forest named Porlyusica, she hates humans though." Makarov said in a saddened way thinking of how things were when they were younger.

"Good thing I'm not human then huh old man, plus I have something she may want." Natsu called over his shoulder as he walked out the door, only to turn around and walk towards the window when he saw Mira and Erza talking at the bar rather animatedly. A quick hop out a window fallowed by some yelling and catching a bottle of whiskey thrown at him by good old fire crotch only to stop and call out to Mira. "You were right the carpet and drapes match on her!" running faster and laughing at the sputtering sound the girls made as the guild members that came to see what the commotion was about to be confused as to what was happening. Only for the male members to make a choking noise and faint as the got what he was talking about and how one goes and finds out such things.

One flying blue cat… later?

He finally found the old lady in the woods house, which he just banged on the door of. "Stupid humans and their problems, What do you want?" she asked as she opened the door, to stare at Natsu.

"One, I'm not human, two, I have five packing boxes of the supply and you deal with demand so yeah… its glass grade." Natsu stated in a bored voice.

"500,000"

"1,500,000"

"750,000"

"1,250,000"

"1,000,000"

"Deal lets go get the stuff and the money" Natsu said in a more cheerful mood than before. A trip to Natsu's house and back got her the goods and then a trip to the bank had Natsu walking home with a covered wagon behind him. As he got home he hid the money in the basement in a crawlspace like enclosure before going upstairs towards his room. Only to stop when he heard noises coming from his room sneaking up to the door and slowly pushing it open. Looking in revealed one white haired girl and one redhead sprawled across his bed. Heh could be worse he thought as he tossed his shirt across the room.

"Un-uh you don't get anything without a bit more wine and dining, what kind of girls do you take us for?" Mira asked as he went for his belt. "No we're cold and you're our personal space heater." With a sigh Natsu climbed up the middle getting in and wrapping an arm around both girls before falling asleep, it was going to be a long night.

Make way for the flying blue cockblock of dickishness.

The next day Natsu walked into the guild to find Gray leaning over the counter empty plates surrounding him and a flagon empty on its side next to him. Did he mention Gray was asleep and Natsu had a sharpie.. within minutes Gray's forehead read I love and than it had a large phallic symbol and hearts. With his masterpiece done he spilled what was left in the flagon on Gray. After a moment he awoke allowing Natsu to ask a question. "What the fuck are you doing icy poof?"

"Well I'm training, I've noticed all the strong people in the guild only seem to eat sleep and drink so that's what I'm doing." Gray explained in a semi-logical manner, Natsu went to rebuke that statement then thought eh its pretty much what we do. On that note he reached out behind the counter and goosed Mira as he grabbed a bottle of whiskey next to her. Causing her to blush, seeing this he turned to gray and said. "You forgot Gildarts and the Masters training always get some on the way." Turning to the master. "Dad liked the fact you told me that just don't tell mom." And with that Natsu wondered off to achieve or attempt to achieve a drunken state of being.

A/N

I found this floating in google docs. I forgot about this and it was from a different point in my life. But I thought someone may like to read it, at some point who knows I may continue this story.