"Come again? What should we do?! You are kidding!" Eclipse gave a defeated sigh. Not that she couldn't understand the reaction of the fourteen people in her office. She herself threw a tantrum over it. It was a humiliating mission, at last when you consider that they were the most powerful individuals in their known galaxy…and oldest too. But they were ordered to. An order from the very top. And this order said that the E.S and herself should go and teach at a local private High school. And not just any High school, but the Imas Crewd High school. The school that was ranked the worse High school on Aineias, fifth worse in the whole galaxy. Students driving teacher into the asylum, teacher giving the students good marks because the students either blackmailed them or having private lessons in the horizontal with said teacher and other things. And now they have been ordered to teach there, two whole weeks while the teachers were all away on a vacation.

"Unfortunately I am not kidding, Éclair. Like said from tomorrow on we are going to teach there for two whole weeks."

"Dammit Eclipse that has to be a bad joke! Our job is not teaching some spoiled brats but to make sure everything in the galaxy is alright!"

"I am very aware of that. Thanks for reminding me, Éclair. But there is nothing I can do about it, from tomorrow on our mission is to teach ay the Imas Crewd High school for the next two weeks…at least."

"At….least…great…how long did you know about this?"

"Two hours, and before you say something Éclair, I'd been busy trying to convince them to take someone else the first hour, as that didn't worked I tried it with brute force, both didn't worked." A heavy silence filled the room for a few moments before a unanimously sigh from the E.S members was heard. When not even Eclipse threatening those higher ups could change something…maybe they should send Éclair?

"Don't even thinking about going there yourself and giving them a piece of your mind, Éclair and the rest of you don't even think of sending Éclair there." Another simultaneous sigh was heard from the E.S members as the blond haired woman already destroyed their plans, before they even could think of a proper way to set their plan into action.

"…Show us the schedule, than we decide what to do." A blue screen appeared in the middle of the room, and showed all E.S members the subjects they were going to teach.

Alv – Mathematic, Sport, Chemistry

Éclair – Sport, France, Home Ec

Tweedledum – Sport, Physics, Home Ec

Tweedledee – Computer, Mathematic, Speech

Lumiere – Physics, France, Computer

Dvergr – English, Speech, Economics

Eclipse – Biology, English, politics

Viola – Art, Music

Cesario – English, Japanese, Philosophy

Dextera – Geography, Latin, Economics

Sinistra – History, Latin, Biology

A-ou – Chemistry, Japanese, Economics

Un-ou – Music, Art

Armbrust – History, German, Philosophy

Mercredi – History, German, politics

And under the list of who was going to teach what was the schedule of everyone.

"And the only thing I could get out for us is that the parents all signed a letter that said we could do whatever we want to the students, as long as we don't kill them and it doesn't interfere with their reproduction. So theoretically we could put them into a coma, as it wouldn't kill them and they would theoretically still be able to reproduce themselves, when they wake up." After hearing that all of the E.S members started to smirk. It wasn't that they were very fond of using force against anyone, well most of the time, but they knew this school and its students quite well. And they all shared the same opinion that those teens needed to be taught a lesson.

"Well, seems like I'm going to be with my son tomorrow first, teaching those brats how to swim, huh?" Tweedledum blushed slightly as Éclair threw an arm around his shoulder and referred to him as her son and nudged her fist softly against his chin. It was true, he and his sister were adopted by Éclair when they were ten half an eternity ago and he was really grateful for that, just like his sister. Grateful that she went and got them out of that orphanage and gave them a place to live.

"By the way, creep you don't happen to have sewing machine in that wonder briefcase of yours?"

"No, I'm quite sure I don't but I can go and check the attic later, I'm sure your old one is still up there."

"Good, then I don't have to put up with you that much later bastard." The rest of the E.S members could only shake their heads at Éclair and Armbrust conversation, sometimes it was really surprising even for them that Éclair hadn't already killed him and made sure that he stayed dead, on the other side the two were also together for quite some time now…long enough that the twins started to view Armbrust as somewhat a father figure.

"What are you planning to do with your sewing machine, Kaa-san?"

"That 'dledee, are you going to see or at last hear tomorrow." The rest of them raised an eyebrow at that, but decided against asking, it was better for their own safety after all or else they maybe wouldn't be able to teach tomorrow. After all, Éclairs plan surely would bring them to the edge of dying, through laughter.

"So, I take you guys understood your mission? Tomorrow at 7 we meet at the school for the last preparation." The rest at the E.S nodded and a bunch of 'Yes, Chief' were heard, before they all, with the exception of Dvergr left the office.

-Line Break-

Great, just great. Where the hell was his mother? She should be here with him to teach those brats, which are already two minutes too late, how to swim. Tweedledum gave an annoyed sigh while continued tapping his foot against the floor impatient, while he stood there in front of the pool and waited for his mother and the students to show up.

The door open and a crowd of students came into the swimming hall, talking and laughing and wondering who would be the substitute teachers for the next weeks, while their actual teachers were away. The noisy students calmed down as they saw the seemingly sixteen years old boy standing at the pool edge, already dressed a pair of dark blue swimming trunks, glaring at them and tapping his foot in impatient manner against the floor while he hold his arms still crossed over his chest. No one told them that they would also get a new student. The girls giggled slightly, already planning what to do with the new hottie, while the boys tried to return his glare just as pissed as he glared at them, not that they got anywhere near his glare-level.

"Class started five minutes ago." The unknown boy growled at the class, his glare turned even darker. "I advise you to be one time next time or you're going to wish your great-grandparents were never born."

That did it. One of the muscular guys steeped forward, until he stood directly in front of the new boy and was able to snarl into his face. "Now listen and listen good buddy if you want to survive in this school you better do as your told and don't try to act all high and mighty, just because you got the girls wrapped around your little finger already doesn't mean you're automatically the king of this school, got it? No one of us will listen to some arrogant little brat of a new student, the teacher is not even here. You b-argh!" The students angry ranting was interrupted as the unknown boy rammed his knee into the jocks stomach.

"You are wrong." started the black haired guy, the only difference from his position before was that he know stood on one leg and had the knee of his other in the same position as he rammed it into the jocks stomach, "The teacher is already here. I am your teacher and I don't take it kindly if some inflated kid like you tries to back talk to me."

A loud splash was heard as the newly revealed teacher turned slightly aside and threw the jock into the water, without even using his hands, only moving the jock with his knee that was still in the boy's stomach, before he turned back to the class.

The class starred at the sixteen year old in shock. He did just throw one of the football players into the water and made it seem as if it was nothing and that guy was also their teacher? He looked a whole year younger than them. A girl stepped forward and the eyes of the students widen. Kyoko, when she took an interest into the new one he wouldn't be able to resist her charm. The platinum blond haired girl threw her arms around the boy's neck.

"Ah, you seem completely tense, cutie. Want me to give you a little massage to loosen them a little bit?" The students grinned, as soon as Kyoko got the teacher around her little finger they were free to do whatever they wanted, while Kyoko went and had her way with that guy.

"Water."

"Water? Is it getting too hot for you my cutie? I'm sure I can-KYAAAAH!" A new splash was heard and a few seconds later Kyoko's head emerge on the water surface again. Her hair and make-up totally ruined. The students starred at the teacher. He did not just throw Kyoko into the water as she flirted with him, did he? No one ever did that before.

"As I said water I mean that you get into the water and swim thirty rounds and that applies for all of you. Get into the water now or I get you in there." The students starred in shock, some wanted to open their mouth to disobey but those were met with a glare from the teacher and were the first to hurry into the water.

Five minutes passed and half of the students were already complaining about how they couldn't swim anymore. Tweedledum sighed again, he wasn't just annoyed with those brats anymore, he was pissed. Some of those didn't even made a whole round and try to crawl out of the pool complaining. The only good thing he could see in this whole theater was that he could train his aim, as he went over to throw tennis balls at the students who tried to crawl out of the pool.

Where the hell was his-

"SHARK!" The students fell into panic as they saw the living shark in front of them coming directly at them. The students tried to swim to the other pool edge but before they got even close to it the shark, that dived under them to the side the human mass was fleeing too showed up in front of them again.

Tweedledum stared with wide open mouth at the scene in front of him. Whenever the students tried to get to another one of the pool edge the shark would dived under them and show up in front of them, chasing them through the whole pool and now not one was complaining over their hurting muscles anymore. They only screamed for help. Tweedledum bit down at his bottom lip, trying to stop himself from laughing. In the first moment as the shark showed up he already wanted to jump in and help the students, he couldn't just let them get killed after all, but then he recognized the 'animal' and got what was going on.

So that was the reason why his father came to him last night and claimed his bed, as Éclair wouldn't let him sleep in their bedroom for whatever reason, so that he had to share a bed with his sister in her bedroom(not that he minded that part). The heads of the students turned to their teacher aghast as he broke out laughing as if there was no tomorrow, already holding his sides. What kind of teacher was he?! Didn't he care that his students were chased by some wild, dangerous animal?!

"I…hahahaha…be...hahahaha...live hahahaha th...hahahaha...that, that…hahahaha was en...hahaha...enough…hahahaha Kaa...hahahaha...san…hahaha," Tweedledum pressed out between laugher as he was nearly lying on the floor, he laughed so hard.

The auburn haired woman grinned an unholy grin as she pulled of her shark costume and the students starred at her with wide eyes, while her son's laughter echoed through the whole swimming hall.

"You sure they learned their lesson?"

Thanks to FunahoMisaki for the beta-ing it

BlackRose015