Heyoh! Thanks for reading! You enjoying the characters? Mainly the Otherworlders? Leave it in the reviews who your favorite Otherworlder! Have a question about the Otherworlders or anything KHR? Ramen has secretly started up an account in the story where you can send him questions and he will answer them in the story! Anyway enjoy!

The time has finally come at last! There comes a point in every manga's life where for no real reason a Shounen battle will break out and the characters will fight instead of reasonably talking things out! I always dreamed about beating someone up for no real reason at all. It's like how everyone dreams of slapping someone in the face, like just go walk up to a person, and slap them really good! Now I get the perfect excuse to slap some people in the face, numerous times!

I adorned myself in a tuxedo with black shades and held a microphone in my hands. "Okay people of Namimori! Hold onto your hats and your women because you might lose them both in this battle! Today we got a heated battle royale! In the sexy corner with all the babes we got Team Otherworlders!"

"….What is that idiot doing?" Aly said, staring at me in disbelief. I went over to her and began yelling into the mic to annoy her even more.

"AND FIRST UP WE HAVE THE GIRL WHO IS HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH ME! SHE'S SPUNKY! SHE'S THE SPAWN OF A DEMON! WEIGHING AT 97 POUNDS AND STANDING AT 5'0 WITH A PROUD BUST SIZE OF A C CUP AND SECRETLY WEARING FRILLY UNDERWEAR! I HOPE…! Aliquis The Siren!" I announced to the world.

"Okay, first of all. No idea what you're talking about with love. Second of all, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL OF THAT INFORMATION!? THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE ACCURATE!" Aly covered up her own body in embarrassment. I went over and whispered into her ear.

"I. Know. Everything," I said, glaring at her. "MOVING ON TO OUR NEXT CONTESTANT!"

I walked over and announced Lucy as the next contender. "Love her? Hate her? EITHER WAY YOU BETTER FEAR HER! DESPITE HER SMALL SIZE IN MORE PLACES THAN ONE…"

"Grrr…" Lucy growled at me. I swallowed the little bitch that came over me and kept going.

"UHH….STANDING AT 5'5 WITH BOOTS OF COURSE AND WEIGHING 101 POUNDS AND WERING CAT THEMED UNDIES TODAY! Lucifer Elric The Devil's Child!" I announced.

"One day when you are sleeping I will come into your room and slowly rip those vocal cords out from inside of you while I slowly take out your insides and stuff you to be a new pet doll of mine," Lucy said, bashfully as Nyaato laughed.

Everyone just stared at her for a moment quietly before I said, "Oh isn't she just the most adorable killer you've ever met! And note to all bystanders she is most definitely NOT AVAILABLE!"

"Next on our list we have the WEIRDEST, the STRANGEST and oddly enough THE MOST YAOI OBSESSED FUJOSHI IN THE WORLD! WITH AN AMAZING CUP SIZE OF DD AND A BODY THAT WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD….P.S SHE IS FIFTEEN FOR YOU SICKOS OUT THERE! STANDING AT 5'8 AND WEIGHS 117 POUNDS! Alyssya the Clock Worker," I walked over to introduce Alyssya who was fast asleep.

She mumbled in her sleep, "Oh Ramen…I knew you were bold but not bold enough to do THAT to Tsuna. Hehehe….oh Enma? You want to join in too? THE MORE THE MERRIER!"

"…You know what? MOVING ON! FOR IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE A BUNCH OF HOMO…ERR…SAPIENS! LET'S RUMBLEEEE!" I announced.

Then suddenly Lussuria spoke up and asked, "Hold on! You didn't even introduce us! We're the Varia!"

"I'm sorry are you holding the microphone? Are you the main character of this fanfiction? No? Then you can keep your whore mouth shut! Besides these lovely babes are going to duke it out in mud wrestling! HELL YEAH!" I said, smiling happily. I noticed everyone staring at me strangely for some reason. Aly came over and began to whisper in my ear.

"What…? It's not that kind of a fight…? There isn't even any mud? THEN WHY THE HECK DID I MENTION ALL THAT PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT YOU GIRLS?" I said, sighing into the microphone.

"Because you're not the brightest person in the world? Maybe?" Aly mocked me.

"…Meh. True. Well then I guess there is only one last person to introduce then!" I announced to myself who was also in the corner with the others simultaneously.

"Oh Ramen! You don't need to introduce little ol' me!" I said back to my announcer self.

"But Ramen! You're so beautiful! I have to, you sexy devil you! Now don't be shy and let me introduce that sweet ass of yours! NOW, HE IS THE AMAZING, THE HEROIC, THE MOST BADASS SPIKY HAIRED HERO SINCE CLOUD HIMSELF! STANDING AT APPROXIMATELY 5'6 AND WEIGHING 150 POUNDS AND WEARING NO UNDERWEAR OF COURSE WITH A DOUBLE AA CUP SIZE! Ramen X. Noodles The Guardian!" I announced to myself beside the other Otherworlders

"What…is going on here…" Tsuna murmured. He and Enma were taking Kyoko and Haru to a safer place to prevent them from getting hurt in the fight. He also contacted the Vongola to come right away it seems.

Enma shook his head, "I'm…n-not quite sure."

"Are they about to have a sumo match?" Kyoko asked, obliviously. Haru slowly turned her head and stared at Kyoko for a moment. She didn't even bother as she just face palmed herself.

The two sides began to stare down the other intensely. Us Otherworlders began to stare down the Varia intensely. Scarface in the middle was glaring at Lucy who smiled back at him menacingly. Mohawk was I hope to God wasn't staring at me. And why is this guy wearing shades? It isn't even bright outside! What a douche. While the blond emo kid was looking right at Aly with a wicked laugh of his. And the guy with the sword for a hand(I wonder what he does with that hand) noticed Alyssya's bamboo sword and was interested to see her swordsmanship or something. I was worried about the floating baby and questioned why a baby of all people was a part of this group! He reminded me of Reborn for some reason. There was also the starfish hair guy with octopus lips who was ready to fight. We were outnumbered and I would prefer to even the odds but no choice but to pull some of my own weight! Now all we need is a well-timed reference…

A guy with a car drove by us suddenly and announced, "ROUND ONE! FIGHT!"

"Okay," I began as I walked over to Xanxus. "I want a good clean fight! No hitting below the belt alright? I also definitely don't want to see these girl's clothes get randomly tore off in the middle of the fight for no real reason okay? No hair pulling…no random groping unless it's from me….and…"

"DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE!" Lucy screamed as she pulled out two automatic rifles and began firing straight at me! I screamed and ran away quickly as Xanxus drew his two pistols and began firing back at Lucy with a barrage of gunfire. The two began shooting at the other in a gunlock with Lucy screaming some of the most vile, and bloodiest threats I have ever heard of. I tried to scurry away as Lussuria, Mammon, and Leviathan stood in front of me.

"Look what we caught!" Lussuria sounded loudly as the three of them looked at me. I began shaking in my shoes as I slowly began to step back from them. They then slowly took steps towards me.

"Umm…wow…uhh…I talked a lot of crap earlier….I know! But hey, that's in the past! Let's be friends!" I said, smiling hopefully. They all looked at one another and then one by one prepared to kill me. "I blame Tsuna."

Meanwhile, Aly and Belphegor already engaged the other in battle as I saw when I was running way wildly with my arms flailing around the place. Belphegor threw a series of knives at Aly who skilfully dodged them while holding her violin. Belphegor laughed, "Ushishishi! All you have been doing is dodging me peasant! You can't keep that up for long!"

"And all you have been doing is destroying my eardrums slowly with that horrendous voice of yours! Seriously, don't you know that's considered noise pollution?" Aly said sarcastically back to Belphegor who became irritated with her. Belphegor continued to throw knives at Aly who dodged each one gracefully, moving like a dancer to dodge each knife until one knife Belphegor threw went for her eye. She dodged this knife too but was still cut somehow on her cheek! Aly felt the slice to her face and stopped moving as well! She tried very hard to move her body but felt like she was caught on string that was also cutting into her body.

"It would seem you fell for my little trap ushishihi!" Belphegor laughed, as he walked slowly over to Aly who was caught by several invisible wires. She must have not noticed them trapping her! Belphegor stood in front of Aly who he assumed would looked scared but instead looked bored.

"What…? Sorry, I stopped paying attention some time ago," Aly, joked. This made Belphegor even angrier with her. He took his knife and held it close to Aly's chin preparing to cut into her.

"Kaching! You're quite brave for a prancing ballerina! But you will die today…because I am a prince. Surprised aren't you?" Belphegor said to Aly who stared at him blankly. "What….are you staring at?"

"How is it possible you managed to even come close to hitting me if your hair is covering your eyes? You can't even see anything!" Aly pointed out to him. Everyone stopped in their tracks and considered that for a moment.

"Well now that you mention it…" Levi said, considering Belphegor.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER! YOU DIE TODAY! USHISHISHI!" Belphegor stepped back and tossed a series of knives at the entangled Aly who nonchalantly smirked.

"Oh right…! I remember what I was doing now…! Soul Flame: Muszanda…" Aly said as her eyes ignited in purple flames that consumed her eyes. Then at that moment a loud screeching noise broadcasted from her as the strings that tied her up burned up in her purple flame. The wires burned all the way back to Belphegor who the strings came from! He prepared himself to be burned but instead had his eardrums busted with a deafening noise. He covered his ears and yelled out in pain as he was covered in Aly's Soul Flame. Aly then used the bow for her violin to cut herself loose from the wires. She rubbed her arms carefully before she casually picked up her violin and walked over to Belphegor.

"Ahhh! What are you doing to me?" Belphegor, screamed out.

"Umm…beating you? Winning…? You know…being awesome!" Aly, smiled happily. She then rested her violin on her shoulder and prepared to play something. Her smile seemed so wicked, she was enjoying this! "My Soul Flame comes from my passion for music, so it enables me to control sound. I allowed myself to get caught by your wires so I could transmit a sound through the strings right to you! The vibration that resides in my flames are enough to take down anyone whose ears are not properly trained. Now…I will play to you the song of my people!"

She began playing a soft, melodic tune on her violin as Aly turned from Belphegor and walked away. No one expected her to play such beautiful, peaceful music that was so majestic and mystifying. She looked like she was just randomly having fun as she walked away smiling. While in the background you hear…

"MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! AHHH!" Belphegor screamed.

Aly pretended to not hear him and said, "Hmm? What? Don't stop? Keep going? You're a sadistic one are you not? I would prefer to play my songs at an actual performance, but alas this will have to do." Then Belphegor noticed giant clear see through spheres appearing around him out of thin air. The spheres had musical notes inside of them and almost looked like bubbles. They appeared through Aly playing her violin. The spheres floated around Belphegor until Aly turned around and looked at him.

"Now for the grand finale! Vibrar Final!" Aly sounded as the spheres exploded Belphegor! They were giant spheres containing concentrated vibrations that were ready to pop when Aly played the right frequency with her violin! The spheres sent vibrations into the air that were powerful enough to create an explosion from them! Belphegor went flying back and landed in a hotdog stand unconscious. Aly took a bow and stretched her arms out before a realization came to her. "Oh shoot! Did I forget to go easy on him? Well maybe he's okay…"

Aly turned around and saw the stand Belphegor was lying in collapse from his weight. "Mmm…he'll be okay! That's what hospitals are for!"

I couldn't believe what I just saw from Aly. She totally destroyed that guy! And I wanted to hit on that? I think I would prefer to keep my body in one piece. Even though right now I am trying very hard to avoid being impales by umbrellas, kicked in the face, or attacked by giant snakes! I was dodging for my life and hiding behinds stands.

"Hey fellas! Look! Violence is not the way, but let me tell you what the way is. And that my friends…is love and peace!" I said with my hands over my heart.

"Kill him," Levi said easily and they all nodded. I began running away again as Aly sat back down and enjoyed a cup of tea. She didn't even bother to help me! Darn you Aly!

Oh and by the way can you believe that Lucy is still having a gun battle with Xanxus? They have not run out of bullets yet which just baffles me. I know in manga logic you don't have to reload unless the plot demands it but dear lord that is just ridiculous! They're just shooting at the other and neither of them is hitting the other!

I hope Alyssya was doing okay….IS SHE STILL A SLEEP? I saw Alyssya was still asleep while standing up. Even with all of this going on she didn't bother to wake up at all. Squalo stood in front of her, showing irritation with Alyssya because of her badly timed nap.

"VOIII! WAKE UP!" Squallo yelled at her.

Alyssya then mumbled in her sleep again, "Oh Squallo…now I see why they call you a sword master…"

"VOI! You're going to regret thinking whatever it that is going inside your head girly!" Squallo prepared to slice Alyssya who in an instant woke up and guarded his blade with her bamboo sword. "Ah! So you have some good reflexes!"

"Shut up…!" Alyssya stated, as she glared at Squallo angrily. Squallo looked like he could just feel the anger that was eradiating from Alyssya. "YOU….YOU! HOW DARE YOU DISTURB A FUJOSHI'S DREAM! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALTZ OVER TO ONE AND WILLY NILLY WITH YOUR LONG GIRLY HAIR?"

"G-girly…?" Squallo mumbled.

"DID I STUTTER? YOU REALLY IRKED ME NOW! THERE WERE SO MANY BOYS, SO MUCH LOVE! AND YOU WOULD RUIN THAT WITH YOUR FEMININE FACE! HMPH! THAT IS WHY YOU ARE JUST A UKE!" Alyssya shouted to Squallo.

"What the Hell did you just call me?" Squallo asked.

"Ahem," I said as I stepped in between them. "Let me explain my good sir! A uke is a term used in yaoi or BL fiction alike. It means 'bottom' or 'passive figure' as in the one who is catching the baseball, and not batting. The receiver if you will…the one who is going to most likely take on the female's role and get well…to put in more appropriate terms. You will be 'screwed' sir."

Squallo stared at me and then stared at Alyssya who nodded her head in agreement with her arms folded with pride. He then looked back to me silently for a moment.

"VOIIIII! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT YOU ROTTEN WOMAN!" Squallo then swung his sword for Alyssya who blocked it. I watched casually until the three who was after me began chasing me again.

"I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN IN THE NAME OF BOY'S LOVE EVERYWHERE!" Alyssya exclaimed as the two engaged the other in a swift sword duel. Their two blades collided and clashed over and over again. Squallo was impressed with Alyssya's swordsmanship and her bamboo sword was used skilfully. His sword should be able to break it with his skill but Alyssya countered by putting force on certain parts of her blade which could stop even steel blades. The look in her eyes were fierce and quick.

However, Alyssya met her match as Squallo seems to have an immense amount of swordsmanship knowledge with him. He boasted how he has defeated numerous people who fought like Alyssya and knocked her bamboo sword out of her hand and kicked her backwards in her stomach. Her feet dragged the dirt with her as she slid back. Alyssya grabbed her stomach and looked up at Squallo who pointed his sword at her.

"Hmph, is this all you got? You're going to have to do much better than this! I have seen that kind of swordsmanship before you know!" Squallo stated to Alyssya who stared at his sword carefully.

"Interesting, I can tell you have. You're quite skilled. However, that sword of mine is merely for self-defense. I don't use my true weapon unless the need arises for me to do so. Your ability to not recognize that will be your downfall," Alyssya said as her eyes ignited with a cold, light blue flame. Squallo jumped back as Alyssya stood up and she drew from the back of her hoodie a machete.

"Hmm? Your weapon is a machete? It makes no difference to me!" Squallo yelled as he rushed Alyssya again. Alyssya then began to take a fighting pose that defied logic of a swordsman! She put her hands behind her back, crouched down, and left her front side completely exposed!

"This is for all the fandom out there that can see the one true pairing…for those that know the truth behind two male best friends…those that can tell that all hot guys are meant to be together! Soul Flame: Wintra!" Alyssya said as in the instant Squallo's blade was centimeters away from piercing her. The air grew deathly cold and heart rates slowed down. Squallo stopped in his tracks as pillars of ice froze his hand and encased his feet in ice.

"W-what…is this? Ice?" Squallo muttered as he tried to break free. Alyssya then stood up and stared at Squallo with a confident smirk.

"Correct. This is my Soul Flame's ability. It allows me to hold the power of Winter manipulation. I can freeze anything I feel like and use the power of Winter freely. I allowed myself to look defenseless to take advantage of your shark like nature to prey on the weak. You truly left holes in your personality for me to exploit, what a shame. NOW! YOU! ARE! MY! PREY!" Alyssya said as she drew closer to Squallo with lecherous eyes.

Alyssya swung with her fist in a manner of street fighting style that knocked Squallo out from the ice and down to the ground with a crash. She then froze him again and continued to wail on Squallo brutally. She was fighting like a street thug with the way she forsake speed for strength in her punches. Each punch carried with it an icy grasp of pain. When Squallo couldn't take much more Alyssya stood and looked to the sun in the sky and stared at it.

"To all my fellow Fujoshi in the world...do not be afraid…for I have avenged you! Do not hide your BL manga no more when your friends come by and see it and go all like oh my god you read that kind of thing? YOU CAN NOW TELL THEM WITH YOUR HEADS HELD UP HIGH THAT THE TRUE PAIRING IS THE YAOI! ALL HAIL IT! WORSHIP IT! AND LET THE PREACHING OF IT SPRED TO THE WHOLE WORLD!" Alyssya yelled as a random explosion occurred behind her. Wait…no…Squallo exploded by her powers. She created an explosion of ice that encased him in it. Alyssya shed a tear as she wept tears of joy in her glorious moment.

"That girl has serious issues," Aly said shaking her head. She continued to sip from her tea as she turned to see Lucy…STILL having a gun fight with Xanxus. And ignoring me!

"Aly! Help me! They're using violence!" I shouted to her as I ran by her.

"Hmm…but that requires a lot of work! Besides…I'm kind of tired. I didn't sleep much last night…and there's a lot going on with me…" Aly said, trying to act busy.

"ALY! SAVE ME! YOU KNOW WANT TO HELP ME!" I said, trying to bring out the kindness in Aly. She looked to me innocently for a second before a big, evil grin grew on her face. There was no hope or salvation coming to me!

"Oh you're fine! Look, I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?" Aly said, as she rested her head on the table and began to take a nap, smiling as she listened to my screams of terror in the background.

While Lucy and Xanxus were in a deadlock of bullets. Lucy had grown tired of this and flew quickly during a tiny gap that allowed her the chance to maneuver around Xanxus's range of fire. She discarded her guns and drew a katana which she swung for Xanxus's neck! Xanxus however, pulled a gun up and blocked Lucy's attack easily. Lucy was surprised by his reflexes but she was relentless in her attacks. She swung in all directions but Xanxus blocked them all and even got a shot off that singed Lucy's hair. Lucy pulled back and drew a sniper rifle next. She aimed it for Xanxus's head and fired in an instant! But Xanxus drew his guns and fired again as the two bullets collided in mid-air.

Lucy stared at Xanxus carefully as she discarded her sniper rifle and drew another Katana. Once again do not question how many weapons she could possibly carry on her. All girls apparently have the ability to carry an unexplainable amount of items within their clothes despite all logic. Where do they put them? Their bra? Shirt? An extra dimension that only girls have access to? Guys will never know the answer to this question and it's best to just leave it at that!

"You're not too bad brat. You're bloodthirsty. I like that. You only aim for the vital points of the human body and only go for killing blows right away. But your skills are too varied and random. You only aim to kill and not fight," Xanxus said as he pointed a gun at Lucy.

Lucy looked lifeless and stared at him with a cold expression. She did not say a word as she seemingly calmed down for a moment. Xanxus was not deceived as he could feel she was trying to suppress her killing intent. That's when he felt a huge surge in killing intent from behind him as he turned to see Nyaato wielding two knives attack him from behind. Xanxus realized Lucy had allowed Nyaato to get behind him when she attacked him before! Xanxus however, easily shot Nyaato away who went flying back.

"As if that was going to work on me brat," Xanxus stated until he heard a voice in his ear.

"Then how about this…?" Lucy, said speaking in a sinister tone. She sliced Xanxus in his back and left a huge diagonal stream of blood that jumped out from his back. She sped over to Nyaato who was completely fine and jumped onto Lucy's head.

"HAHAHA! YOU SCAR FACED BASTARD! YOU FELL FOR IT! HAHAHAH!" Nyaato laughed. Lucy simply used Nyaato as a distraction for herself. She purposefully allowed Xanxus to feel Nyaato's killing intent so he would focus on Nyaato. Allowing Lucy to use stealth and attack without being noticed. Lucy was a true assassin as her eyes were filled with bloodlust and her smile grew on her face.
I gulped when I saw that scene before me. That girl was a genius in combat and even managed to land a hit on that scarface guy! Xanxus nevertheless stood up laughing and didn't even look too badly hurt. That's when Lucy felt an immeasurable amount of pain in her stomach as she collapsed to the ground. Somehow during her last attack Xanxus managed to deal a crushing blow to her body. Despite her abilities and skills her body was still that of a small girl. She could not take too much damage it seems. Aly became worried and thought about intervening along with Alyssya but Lucy glared at them both simultaneously. She stood up on her own but coughed up blood onto her sleeve. She then stared at her sleeve with large eyes.

Xanxus was feeling confident and aimed his guns at her again. He was prepared to deal a final blow until he saw long with anyone else a change in Lucy.

I happened to be getting tired from running along with those who were chasing me. "Okay guys! Take five!" I said to them as I looked over to Lucy who stared at the blood on her sleeve. She touched it with her fingers and stared at the drips of blood carefully. Nyaato saw what Lucy was doing and even HE seemed scared!

"L-Lucy…it's not what you think! It's not what you think!" Nyaato told Lucy who wouldn't listen. I walked over to Aly during my five minute break along with Alyssya.

"So what's with Loli Lucy over there?" I asked Aly whose eyes grew big in horror. I was confused and looked to Alyssya who began to write a freaking will!

Alyssya wrote and read out loud, "To my 'friends' I left behind. If you are reading this then I would like you all to know….go screw yourselves. You all doubted me when I said a little girl would probably kill me! So who is laughing now? I was right and you were all wrong!"

"YOU SHOULDN'T GLOAT ABOUT THAT!" I yelled at Alyssya. I couldn't understand what was about to happen as I shook Aly who snapped out of it. She then grabbed by the collar of my shirt and looked like she just saw a titan.

"You don't remember anything! You don't remember what happens when Lucy sees blood on herself do you?" Aly said to me. Truth of the matter is I did remember something when we all stood next to each other. I felt like this was not the first time that we worked together like this. I even remembered personal information about them the longer I was with them. Their favorite snacks, their personalities, and the titles they all earned. They all told me this information…but how? Why? Meh, I stopped caring about that honestly. I stared at Aly for a moment and simply could not help but notice her full luscious lips.

"You have the most kissable lips I have ever seen…! Want to practice with me?" I said to her, speaking romantically.

Aly stared at me blankly and said, "….What? Ramen! WE ARE ALL GOING TO…"

"Die…" Lucy said as a pure dark red flame surrounded her entire body. And cue the Yandere's rampage theme song! "Soul Flame: Sangue Yami!"

Lucy's eyed turned completely red as her hands were lit with her soul flame. She manifested hundreds of katanas like she has before. But this time Nyaato flew up into the array of weapons and began to grow in size as well. Everyone's eyes grew big as we watched Nyaato's doll like form turn into what looked his solid form turn into a liquid. His body expanded into a giant and all the weapons Lucy created went into his bloody new form. Nyaato then came down and stood behind Lucy like a giant guardian.

Aly started off by saying, "Oh…

"Holy…" Alyssya said next.

"Crap…" I said last. Xanxus stared up at the giant Nyaato that roared at him. Lucy took a single step forward and Nyaato mimicked her movements. Nyaato's giant footsteps caused tremors that shook the ground and even collapsed the smaller stands in the amusement park. "So…I am not the only one who has a sudden urge to cry and go home right?"

Alyssya and Aly both shook their head in agreement with me. Aly then looked to me and said, "Ramen…you have to stop Lucy right now! Only you can do it! You're our only hope!"

I stared at her in horror, "Oh…HELL NO! Why can't we just let her be? She'll calm down eventually right…?"

Lucy then charged Xanxus as she swung her tiny arm at Xanxus and missed but Nyaato who copied her attack swung his arm and sent Xanxus soaring back through the amusement park. He broke the Ferris wheel he crashed into. The wheel snapped off and began rolling around the amusement park and destroying the haunted house, attractions, and the entire park itself! The wheel even rolled out into the street and went down to cause havoc in the rest of Namimori.

"Hmm….well that escalated rather quickly. I mean…no one got hurt at least!" I said, speaking cheerfully. Then suddenly we saw Tsuna who was running back to see how things were going. He ran under the front gates and in his rush tripped over a pebble and fell to the ground consequently hurting himself. "Okay besides that loser."

"Ramen, you must fulfill your duty!" Alyssya told me.

"The only duty I have to fulfill is the one I to myself to stay alive!" I said back to her. Then the three were attacking me before came back and were all prepared to fight me. "Wow you guys are persistent! You deserve the bad guy award of the year for your dedication! But do you guys like not see…the giant cat thing or…"

"Enough running already. Time is money," Mammon stated as he mustered up an illusion of a giant snake. I didn't want to fight actually. I was hoping the others could take care of it for me…I don't like to use violence. It's…It brings up bad memories. Flashes of her…Claire…went through my head. Aly must have noticed this in me and looked to me as she took my hand and held it within her own.

"Ramen…I know I have been trying to keep you from remembering everything. That's why I have not explained anything to you. But…it hurts me…and us for me to try to do that. But…I can't stop doing it…look! What I am trying to say is there is one thing I thought you would never forget…and that's your promise to us all!" Aly shouted.

"P-promise…?" I said, feeling dizzy again.

"Yes…you promised…to…!" Lussuria came up and kicked Aly in her face and sent her flying back. Alyssya had turned her back on the enemy for Levi to impale her with a lighting flame enhanced umbrella. I grew silent as I witnessed my friends get hurt. Aly struggled to get up from that blow as she watched me carefully.

"…I see. That's what I promised huh? What have I been doing? I am letting women of all people get hurt. Well that certainly is not very fair now is it? It's a man's job to protect women. Yes, these women are strong and women can take care of themselves. But call me old fashioned…but I still believe in chivalry. No man should stand by as a woman gets hurt. No man should ever hit a woman! And you…BASTARDS! I AM GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU'LL USE THE BATHROOM LIKE A GIRL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES!"

"Like…girls…?" Lussuria said thinking about it.

"Sitting down…to pee…?" Levi said next.

"Soul Flame:… luminescence!" I called out as my hands ignited with white flames. I then dashed to the Mohawk one and punched him in his face. He was sent flying back and in the next second I turned around and kicked the flying baby into the sky. Everything was happening so fast that I don't know what I was doing anymore. I then zoomed over to Levi and grappled him. I jumped into the air and came back down with his body to slam him into the ground. I moved at the speed of light and delivered finishing blows to all three of them in an instant. My soul flame allowed me to channel light into my body and convert my body into light properties. I could use speed to enhance my abilities past its limit. All three of them were hit in a matter of seconds and defeated nonetheless. I turned back to Alyssya who I zoomed over to and placed my hand over her wound. In seconds I removed the weapon and transferred my flame to her wound and healed her injury. Of course to them they couldn't even see what I was doing due to the speed I had in that second.

I then saw Lucy in slow motion about to claw Xanxus who was putting up a good fight either way. I moved over there at hyper speeds and placed my hand on Lucy's forehead. "Be calm…rest your soul and accept the peace that you desire."

My flame transferred its healing properties to Lucy who would calm down and fall unconscious for sure. It's light essence also carried with it holy properties of some kind. I then went over to Xanxus and in that moment I pulled his pants down, turned him around, pointed his guns at his crotch for a second but then decided to point them into the air, and finally my body felt the huge strain it was taking. I had forgotten that I went way past the limit of how long I can stay in this state and I sped down immensely. Everything that I had done happened with the Varia being defeated, Alyssya was healed, Lucy was calmed down, and Xanxus tripped over himself and fell to the ground.

My body felt a huge stream of pain flow through it. Like stumping your toe on the table but now it's not just your toe but your entire body. I fell to the ground as I watched Lucy collapse as well. The last things I remember was seeing Aly shout my name as she ran over to me and pulled out her violin.

I woke up in a hospital bed the next thing I realized. I looked over and saw Aly resting her head on the side of my bed with her hand holding my own. I nearly exploded in embarrassment from THE SOFTNESS AND AMAZINGNESS OF HER HAND! YES! DAMMIT, WAIT. I CAN'T TAKE A PICTURE OF THIS! I then sighed as I looked up and screamed softly in my mind as I saw Alyssya was for whatever reason sleeping on the…ceiling…with her body duck taped to it. What…the…heck? I looked over and in the corner I saw Lucy with all of her weapons aimed at the door. She looked away but she was snoring…this girl sleeps with her eyes open!? She was prepared to assassinate anyone who came through that door!

I stopped and tried to process everything that was happening. Everyone here still has their clothes on so that ruled out about 8 out of the ten conclusions I came up with. I did remember an amusement park….but not much else besides a date or something. My memory was fuzzy and I had no idea what happened at all! I almost barely recognized who these girls were…and for some reason…that made me kind of sad. I knew their names…but who were they again? Lucy…Aly…Alyssya…? Hmm…I know these girls…but…how again? Did we meet at the amusement park…? At Tsuna's school…?

"Protect them Ramen…protect our family. Please…!" I heard a voice ring in my head. I shook my head as I tried to piece things together but fell asleep again.

I woke up once more in the same bed and this time those girls weren't here but Tsuna, Enma, and Gokudera was here. They were all sitting around my bed playing a card game. Oh crap…I go from a harem of girls to a group of guys. Why the Hell did I go to sleep? And why can I remember who these guys are but not the girls! ONE OF THEM HELD MY HAND DAMMIT! That's as much female physical interaction as I will get for the entire year unless it's an animated drawing.

"Hey…what are you guys doing here? Where are all the women?" I asked them. They all jumped from their seats when I spoke up.

"Hey! Ramen! You're okay!" Tsuna exclaimed, happy to see I was fine. They sped over to my bed as I sat up and stared at them, annoyed.

"Yeah, yeah. Now about the women…" I said looking at them.

"It's nice to see you're well…" Enma said to me in a gloomy tone of voice.

"Oh geeze Enma, I appreciate your overwhelming concern for me!" I replied to him. Gokudera was happy to see me as well for some reason and they all were surprised as well. They began talking among themselves for a moment and I tried to get a word in. "So guys…the women…hey…! Guys!"

"We have to celebrate right Tenth?" Gokudera asked.

I then said, "Oh yeah sure! We can celebrate with a hentai marathon later! But the WOMEN that was here…kind of my priority guys!"

"Sure, we can celebrate later. But we have to wait until he's out the hospital…" Tsuna said.

"THERE WAS LITERALLY A BABE DUCK TAPED TO THE CEILING THAT I COULD NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF GUYS!" I yelled. Then they all stared at me oddly.

"You…had a girl duck taped to the ceiling…?" Enma asked me.

"I'm just as confused as you are Enma. I must have some weird fetishes," I replied. Tsuna must have realized what I was talking about because he mentioned the girls that were here stayed for a few days with me before leaving. They came by to check on me periodically, especially one named Aly. She apparently felt responsible for me being in the hospital. I don't know why…I don't even know how I'm here! I didn't bother to ask because I already had a hypothesis….

I…was…in…a…fight…OVER THE NEWEST EDITION OF VICTORIA'S SECRET UNDERWER! THE SUMMER COLLECTION CAME OUT RECENTLY! WOOHOO!

"Hmm….well…sucks there aren't any babes around now. I wish I got to know those girls," I said with a sigh. They all looked at me strangely when I said that.

"Umm…you do. They're from that world you come from," Gokudera said to me. I was completely shocked to hear that. Those three girls were from my world? Dang it! I could've got to find out something from them had I known!

"Seriously? Man! I lost my chance then! Ugh…I have to track those girls down again then," I said. Everyone didn't seem to think too much into it but Tsuna definitely noticed something off with me.

"I see…" Tsuna said. "Well now that you're better we should tell the nurse so we can see when you can leave and…"

"Woah, woah, woah! Nurse? As in a female nurse?" I asked, raising an eyebrow to Tsuna.

"Yes…" Tsuna said back to me.

"Then TODAY is a glorious day indeed my brothers! It must have been some time since our last operation at the girls' locker room! But now we have reached a different haven for men! Here is where you can find nurses and female doctors of all kinds here! Let's not forget female patients who are dealing with sadness which makes them more vulnerable to pick up lines!" I boasted.

"OH COME ON! YOU'RE GOING TO DO THAT IN THE HOSPITAL?" Gokudera yelled. "Don't you have any shame?"

"None at all! Except…well…that one time in kindergarten in truth and dare….but that part of my questionable childhood is for another day! Come men! We must begin the second operation!" I said as I got out of bed.

"Ramen…you should really rest…you can leave your 'tutoring' sessions for another time!" Tsuna said quickly to me.

"Nonsense! Besides! This time my plan is foolproof…I believe I know exactly what to do this time to achieve our ultimate goal! Are you with me men?" I asked them, smiling.

"Nope…." Enma said leaving.

"Yeah right…!" Gokuder said as he left too. It was just me and Tsuna now who said he had no choice but to listen to me by Reborn's orders. I wrapped my arm around him and began explain my plan to him since he had no choice in the matter! However, I would not realize how horribly…terribly wrong…my plan would go. As there was a small girl standing outside of my door who was apparently looking for me. Meeting this girl would help open my eyes up to a dark truth about women once again…they're dangerous.

"Ramen-nii is in here? Onii-chan! And he's…thinking perverted thoughts again. I wonder if I should say something to him…but what can I do?" the girl mumbled to herself.

Next Chapter: Operation 2:Kira and Ramen