Trance was at Havocdoom Crossing. She watched where the havoc and the doom met in the middle. The havoc would cause the doom to get violent, and then the doom would destroy the havoc. Trance wondered what would happen if she tried to cross. Maybe she should just talk to them and make them say sorry to each other. She didn't like all the havoc and doom that the havoc and doom were creating. It didn't have to be that way. She realized doom is a weird word. Doom. She decided to make them apologize while she was crossing. She started to cross...
Mattie was in a maze. The Maze of Forgetfulness. She was walking somewhere, but she couldn't remember where. She came to an intersection. Had she gone this way before? She didn't think so. She turned right. It circled back to the intersection. Which way had she gone before? She chose to go right. She ended up at an intersection. She turned right. Why was she here again?
Xena was in a room called StumpWater Puddle. There was nothing in the room at all except a puddle. Whenever Xena tried to drink from it the water just ended up being stumps. After trying very hard she finally gave in and accepted that not even she could drink a stump. So she tried swimming in it instead, but that only got her a bunch of splinters. When she chopped at the stumps with her sword, it turned back into water. But right when she tried to touch it, it was just a bunch of stupid cursed stumps. Xena was stumped. She did not laugh at that horrible joke.
Gabrielle's room was simply called The Prison. That was it. It was a prison and she was locked up inside it. There was no noise at all. It was quite frustrating because she couldn't get out for her life. So there goes her life. She's gonna be stuck in this prison forever and ever. She might not even last that long. Wait, was that a noise? Might there still be hope? Someone had come to save her! Joy! Nevermind, it was just a strand of her own hair brushing against her ear.
Callisto was in the Desert of the Regal Gem. There was a majestic purple gem on a stand in the middle of the desert. Callisto knew if she could just get to it she could use it for maliciously evil purposes. But a sandstorm kept blowing her all over the place and she couldn't reach the evil gem. It would help her kill everyone in the world! Even herself! That sounded like a good idea. Now if she could just...reach...almost there... Oh! Her fingertips brushed it! Her hand is closing around it! Wait no! The wind is blowing her away NOOO!
Mephistopheles was in a place known as the Greater Volcano. He claimed it as his own. It was the greatest after all, and so was he. So the Great Volcano is his now. Anyone who steps foot in it will be tormented with their own emotional problems for the rest of their life! While they burn in the boiling lava and are forced to watch him laugh in their faces. I DARE YOU PATHETIC MORTALS TO ENTER MY DOMAIN! Yup, this was going to be fun.
Tataka was in the Alehouse of the Defaced Worm. It was creeping her out. It was a worm without a face that was serving her ale. She was the only person in here. She tried to leave through the door a zillion times but she always seemed to end up coming right back in the same door. So now she just sat and drank her ale. As far away from the defaced worm as possible. Do worms even have faces to begin with? It just seemed to be staring at her...if that was possible...she didn't think it was, but still...
The Executioner was on the FireEdge Stairway. She couldn't go anywhere but up. Up and up and up. There was fire along the sides and behind her. Everytime she took a step, the fire would follow. So she continued to go up. She got annoyed at the constant upness and just stopped and stood there for a long time. She's still standing there. She's not accomplishing anything at all, but she doesn't know that.
Hope was stuck in the Lagoon of Thoughts. She kept hearing voices coming from nowhere. I'm gonna die! Hope found this voices frantic exclamation funny. She laughed. Another one said I can't wait to torture someone. Hope agreed with this one. She was starting to get annoyed. I hate everything! Once again, Hope agreed. A puddle in the lagoon suddenly showed an image of a prancing muscly centaur in a meadow. Hope wanted to kill it.
Samus was in Truth Pit. There was no way out. It was discouraging. She could only speak and think the truth and the only thing in her head was that there was no way out. There was really nothing else to think about in this pit. It was empty. That's the truth. Samus didn't know what to do. So she waited.
Bacchae was in the Woods of Hatred. She hated these woods. She hated to hate, but she also hated not to hate. She hated hate itself. She hated hating hate with a hateful hatred so filled with hate that she hated everything hateable. Which is everything she could think of. She hated her hateful thoughts and her hateful face and especially the word hate. She hated that the most.
Serena was following the Path of Knowledge. It made her know she was supposed to do that. It made her know many things she'd never known. She knew where she was going and where she came from. She knew where everyone else was. She even knew if worms had faces or not. She felt very knowledgable. She knew that if she left the Path Of Knowledge she wouldn't know all this anymore. She sat down and basked in her superior mind. She knew she was smarter than everyone else.
Phantes was trapped in the Pit of Dreams. He laid on a really comfy pile of pillows while bubbles floated all around him and showed other people's dreams. Many of the bubbles played images of different girls kissing Hercules. Many more were of people getting rid of Strife in any way they could. His favorite one to watch was of him running gracefully through a field while looking very muscular. He wondered who was dreaming of him.
Aphrodite is trapped in Curve Pasture. The grass curves, the ground curves, and the cows curve. Of course, Aphrodite is the curviest thing here. Eww, the cows stink. She wishes there were no curvy cows. Its hard to walk on the curvy ground. Aphrodite tripped and fell in some curvy cow poop. Grody! There was so much she is completely covered in it, and now for some reason a curvy cow is eating her hair. GET OFF!
Neytiri is in the Ooze Realm. She is tromping through ooze. She actually doesn't mind, the ooze feels cool between her toes. With nothing better to do she keeps squishing along looking for at least one thing that isn't made of ooze. She sat in an ooze chair just because she felt like it. She saw the ooze bubbling in the distance. Neytiri lamely got up and started walking towards it cause she's lame.
The Enforcer was in Illusion Mansion. She couldn't tell if Gnatius was actually there or not. She didn't care. She would have ignored him either way. Where is Hercules? She thought she saw him walk around that corner there. Must kill Hercules. She followed him and ran into another Gnatius. She actually ran over him but he got up again. Now there were two of them following her. She ignored them.
