With all the wonderful reviews/comments we got me and DelenaBitshees decided to make another chapter!
Natsu: *busy on his phone tapping away, walks into the road*
Gray: *pulls Natsu back*
Natsu: HEY! What's the big fucking deal?
Gray: You nearly got ran over you fucking twat!
Natsu: IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU I WOULD'VE CAUGHT A FUCKING PSYDUCK
Gray: oh shit
Natsu: YEAH 'OH SHIT' YOU MADE ME CLOSE THE APP AND NOW HE'S GONE YOU FUCKING WANKSTAIN
Gray: IM THE WANKSTAIN? YOURE THE ONE WHOS CONSTANTLY IN THE BATHROOM BECAUSE OF LUC-
Natsu: SHUSH! SHUSH! THERE'S A JYNX NEARBY *runs off*
Gray: *chases him*
Natsu: it's only a CP 26 I'm so disappointed..
Gray: then you should've joined team mystic then you'd be getting better ones
Natsu: NAH! TEAM VALOR FOR THE WIN
Lucy: *running last with levy* TEAM INSTINCT FOR THE WIN
Gray: SHUT UP LUCY YOUR HIGHEST POKEMON IS A LEVEL 89 RATTATA
Lucy: SO NOT TRUE ITS LEVEL 90 ACTUALLY
Natsu: LEAVE MY LUCE ALONE
Gray: ONLY BECAUSE YOU WANNA HAVE SOME FUN IN THE BATHRO-
Natsu: GRAY JUST FUCKING TURN ON YOUR MOBILE DATA AND CATCH THESE POKEMON YOU ANNOYING DICKHEAD
Gray: MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO
Natsu: Fine then use the data from the magic four wheel vehicle just a suggestion..
Gray: Natsu I'm sorry man I was just joking..
Natsu: Well maybe you shouldn't always joke!
Gray: Well then maybe you shouldn't always be broke!
Natsu: I GO ON MISSIONS MORE THAN YOU
Gray: I know I just wanted to rhyme...
Erza: *speeds round the corner crashing into all of the lamp posts, stops in front of Natsu and Gray* get in losers we're going hunting
Natsu/Gray: *jump in the car with Erza and Lucy*
Lucy: So Erza did you finally decide to join a team?
Erza: Naturally. After becoming level 25 I've decided to join Team Mystic and have began working under Blanche, of course with the approval of the guild master as a true magici-
Natsu: OMG ERZA SHUT UP TEAM VALOR IS SO MUCH BETTER BLANCHE HAS A FUCKING UGLY HAIR CUT CANDELA LOOKS SO MUCH BETTER
Lucy: ACTUALLY SPARK LOOKS FUCKING SEXY
Natsu: *gasps* you betrayed me..
Lucy: I'm sorry. He promised me a Lickitung!
Natsu: *gasps* that's bullshit I could've gotten you a Dragonite!
Lucy: No. Go away I don't want it!
Natsu: You didn't say that last night
Gray: KEEP IT IN THE BEDROOM
Erza: We've arrived
Natsu: *looks at his phone* OMG SO MANY POKE STOPS
Gray: Good you need poke balls because you throw them around like it's child's play.
Natsu: Fuck off.
Erza/Lucy: *walking off in the distance towards a gym*
Gray: Yah! Wait up!
Natsu: *continuously ask random people if he's more sexy than Spark by doing poses*
Gray: COME ON FLAME BRAIN
Natsu: *skips over*
Gray: Why are you in such a good mood?
Natsu: Some girl named Sherry gave me a rare trading card!
Gray: WHAT?! Let me see!
Natsu: *hands over a cased first edition Charizard*
Gray: Woah
Natsu: Now give it back!
Gray: No let me have it!
*they start pulling on both ends*
*the card rips*
Natsu: *gasps*
Gray: oh shit
Natsu: *dramatically falls to his knees* NOOOOOOOO
People: *stare*
Lucy: *strokes Natsu's back* it's okay. He's in a better place now
Natsu: *grabs Lucy's arm and wipes his snotty nose on it* ok im done
Happy: *floats over, hands Lucy her phone* I GOT IT! I GOT IT! But Lucy you really shouldn't make me do all your dirty work for you it's totally out of order. BUT ANYWAY I CAUGHT A MEOWTH!
Natsu: *high fives happy* WELL DONE BUDDY YOU DID SO WELL
Happy: ONLY COST LUCY 68 POKEBALLS! *winks, thumbs up*
Lucy: WHAT?!
Gray: That's not even a good pokemon what the fuck
Happy: IT'S A FELLOW CAT I MUST SAVE IT FROM THE WILD GRAY YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!
Lucy: Where's Erza *looks around*
*a massive crowd forming*
Erza: *wearing Team Mystic merchandise*
Jellal: *wearing Team Valor merchandise*
*both on their phones battling*
Everyone: *shouting words of advice or words of hate*
Jellal: NO NO NO
Erza: NOW FOR MY SPECIAL MOVE! *dramatically lifts hand to press on her phone, sniffs the air*
Laxus: *Walks past with strawberry cake*
Erza: *head snaps into his direction*
Everyone: *quiets staring at Laxus*
Laxus: *looks up* ..what? ._.
*silence*
Lyon: HE'S TEAM INSTINCT
*silence*
Everyone: GET HIM!
*Laxus gets chased around town and Erza gets her cake*
Erza/Jellal: *shake hands*
Jellal: Fair fight
Erza: Couldn't agree more *takes over the gym*
Sting: *walking* I'm out of pokeballs ffs where's the next pokestop
Yukino: From my calculations...or by the tracker on Pokemon Go... it's about another 0.2 miles
Rogue: MY EGG IS HATCHING
Sting/Yukino: *jump, crowd his phone*
Egg: *hatches*
Rattata: *jumps out*
Rogue: WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS A 10KM EGG *throws his phone*
Lector: *Starts laughing, rolls onto his back*
Frosch: It's okay Rogue *pats Rogue's shoulder* It will be okay
Rogue: *smiles at Frosch*
Yukino: Um..Rogue..
Rogue: *looks at her*
Yukino: *holds up completely smashed phone* it's slightly broken
Rogue: Fuck that shit I'm starting over
Sting: Join Team Instinct with me this time!
I had fun writing this! Hopefully people could maybe make suggestions for future chapters? Love all your support!
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