"Blake Belladonna, you sexy, clever, beautiful little cat."

"Thanks."

Sun's eyes widened at his own words, and at Blake's indifferent response. Damn, he didn't realize she could be THAT stoic-

"Wait, wha-"

Oh, well then.

"NOTHING!" Panicking from the completely unintentional slip of a few words, Sun slammed his hand on to the gun(earning a rather cute yelp from Blake that the monkey would NEVER forget) and pulled the trigger, destroying the junction box and shutting out all lights in the building. As soon as the electricity shut off, the sounds of idle and admiring chatter were almost immediately replaced with screams and shouts of confusion and panic.

"Don't let them get away!"

"Get your fucking hands off!"

"Sun, the window!"

"BLAKE, YOU ARE GETTING SPAYED RIGHT AFTER THIS!"

"STOP 'EM!"

"NOT THE FUCKIN' TAIL!"

The sounds of scuffling and cussing from Sun was soon overshadowed by the loud whirrs and noises of the Atlesian Paladin powering up. The foreign noise and frightening sight of the mech rising immediately silenced them all. After beating down the guard that had gotten a temporary hold on his furry appendage, Sun decided that now was the perfect time to do something he'd been wanting to do for some time.

"Roman Torchshit's a fucking bitch!"

"Why, you loud-mouthed little damned rat!"

"IT'S MONKEY!"

CLING!

Through the window burst the two Faunus, their aura automatically shielding them from the sharp pieces of glass as they ran as fast as they could away from the building. Sun casually reached into his pocket, took out a ten lien bill, and handed it to Blake, who stuffed it in to her pocket without a second thought.

"Yo, Blake!" Sun yelled.

The ninja's eyes never left what was in front of her, but she still responded. "What?"

"I saw the way you jumped out. Holy fuck, that was SO cat-like-"

"Sun Wukong, if you don't shut up this minute, I will-"

The rest of her likely-to-be-filled-with-cusses sentence was drowned out by the loud exit of the mech, breaking through the brick wall. With a giant armed robot on their tail(no pun intended), they immediately took to the roofs, Blake using a car as a springboard and Sun using his raw strength to jump all the way to the top.

Now on the rooftops, where they could be temporarily away from danger, they continued to jump and run their way through Vale, side by side with the mech that was following through the streets.

"SWISS FUCKING CHEESE, BLAKE-" Sun vaulted a vent. "WE COULD REALLY FUCKING USE-" He jumped across a gap between two buildings. "SOME DAMNED FORM OF BACKUP RIGHT FUCKING NOW!"

"On it!" Blake yelled, activating her hidden earpiece. She wasted no time calling for aid. "Everyone! If you can hear me, we need-"

"FUUUUCK!"

There was a loud explosion, drawing curious looks from Ruby and Weiss. Yang, however, ignored it, wasting no time in pointing out Sun breaking the deal. "Sun!" Yang angrily shouted, "Ruby can hear you, don't cu-"

"I ALMOST GOT HIT BY A MISSILE, AND DON'T FUCKING TELL ME NOT TO FUCKING CUSS WHEN I'M BEING CHASED BY A BIGASS FUCKING MECH PILOTED BY TORCHSHIT, WOMAN!" Sun interjected, his angry tone making it perfectly clear that he was not in the mood to take shit from Yang. At first, the brawler was about to shout back, infuriated at Sun's lack of care for her little sister's innocence, Then, the full brunt of his words hit and stopped her like a truck.

"Wait, what?!" Ruby yelled, although there was a strange hint of happiness in her tone. She smiled, running out of the alley. "I am NOT missing this!"

"Where are you guys?!" Neptune yelled, panicking as he leaned over Yang's shoulder towards the scroll.

"HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW WHEN I'M TRYING NOT TO BE TRAMPLED, YOU USELESS HETEROSEXUAL!"

A silent beat passed by, minus the sounds of two Faunus(One of them screaming cusses) running from the loud mech that was just meters behind them.

"...Looks like it won't matter…" Neptune said, staring at the spot where he just saw them run by.

"Oh, really?!" Yang yelled sarcastically. Twisting her motorcycles handles, she immediately fired up Bumblebee and took to the streets, hot on the tail of the Paladin.

"A FUCKING HIGHWAY, REALLY?! PEOPLE ARE GOING TO GET SERIOUSLY INJURED!" Sun screamed as the pair jumped through the rooftops and on to the web of highways.

Landing on the hoods of cars(Inciting angry screaming and honking), Sun and Blake had no time to think. They could only act, and they pushed themselves off, hopping from car to car as the mech loudly approached them, mercilessly pushing cars aside.

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" Sun screamed, stopping for just a moment to look at Torchwick in the eye through the cockpit. Apparently, the criminal had done the same, and his only response was a smirk. This only served to make Sun angrier, and he continued the game of hopscotch with the Atlesian Paladin.

If it weren't for the two running Faunus' enhanced hearing, they wouldn't of been able to pick up the sounds of a motorcycle approaching them through the commotion of honks, loud cars, and metal footsteps.

"We gotta slow it down!" Yang yelled, Neptune pulling his goggles down to his eyes.

"Got it!" He quickly responded, his hand reaching back to pull out the weapon that was clinging to his back.

A series of beeps alerted Roman to the approaching danger behind him, and without sparing a single thought for the innocent drivers, he flailed the giant, metal arms, creating a vortex of cars that was heading straight for the duo on the motorcycle.

"Hold on!" Yang called, unable to see Neptune's exhausted frown.

"Oh, c'mooOOWHOOAAAA!" He nearly fell backward from the sudden acceleration, Yang pulling effortless but extreme dodges to avoid the flying vehicles. As they passed by her, somehow, a distant memory struck Yang, and a smile reached her face.

Well, now's the perfect time!

"NEPTUNE, DUCK!" Yang yelled, pulling her motorcycle sideways and backward to avoid getting crushed by the incoming car.

"AAAAAH!" Neptune screamed, bending back to dodge the sudden flying object. He swung his arms out to keep his balance, and nearly fell off, but he managed to kick out his leg in time to force himself back on to the seat.

"Hey, what'ya know! I did do the thing after all!" Yang said cheerfully.

"What're you talking about?!" Neptune asked, heart still racing from the strenuous maneuver.

"Sun told me about your habit with planes, so I decided to get revenge for him."

"Oh, that motherfu-"

"LOOK OUT!"

"AAAAH!"

He swung his left arm backward, a car passing by that spot. Had it not been for Yang's warning, Neptune probably would have been missing an arm.

"HOW ARE WE STILL ALIVE?!"

"I PLAY MARIO KART!"

Another car, and the two had dropped all conversation, focused completely on staying alive.

Meanwhile, Sun kept looking back to make sure that his friends were still okay. When he heard Yang pull off her little revenge trick, though…

"HAHAHAH! YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!" He screamed, hearing a loud, panicked voice yell back to him, "FUCK YOU!"

Neptune reached for his gun, and wasted no time in pulling it out from its compact form. Now fully active, he took aim and fired shots at the mech, stunning it for only a moment. Rising from his seat, he spun his gun into its naginata form. Immediately, blue energy flowed through the steel, the blade sharpened beyond its limit, ready to slice through the mech.

Neptune jumped and flipped, the naginata shifting into its trident form. With a burst of aura, Neptune flew towards the mech and stabbed his weapon into the metal that connected the arm to the rest of the body. This disabled that specific appendage. However, Torchwick still had the rest of the body to use.

"NEPTUNE, HANG ON!" Sun yelled, landing on a truck as he watched the mech start to spin on its waist.

"WHAT DO YOU-...Was that a pu-WHOA!" The mech had sped its turns, Neptune now a flailing pile of limbs as he held desperately on to his weapon, which was stubbornly still embedded in the mech. "NOODLE BODY, GO!"

Sun closed his eyes, and took in a deep breath. "C'mon, work, work..!" Clapping his hands together, he was satisfied to feel two, golden projections of himself appear from a wave of aura that he released. Controlling two bodies with just one mind, the pair rushed towards Roman...and promptly lost all control of their legs before falling off the truck, dissipating.

"...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

"My clones don't even work like that, and still I could do better!" Blake snarkily yelled, watching the amusing presentation of Sun's semblance.

"SHUT IT!" Sun screamed, trying again. This time, it worked perfectly. One clone brought out his weapon in staff form as they ran towards the approaching metal titan. They both jumped, one using the staff to whack the cockpit, the other using a powerful kick. The staff did much more damage, able to crack the glass.

"Damn blue moron is keeping the arm from working!" Roman growled, now using all of his controls to shake off the mentioned pest.

"I'M GOING TO SLIP!" Neptune screamed, Sun rushing forward with his staff in his hands.

"FUCK THAT!"

"I'M SLIPPING-"

"NO!"

"MAYDAY, FLYING NEPTUNE COMING DO-"

"OOF!"

Neptune was flung in to Sun, and they both fell screaming off the highway.

"AAAH!"

Fortunately for them, Sun activated his aura just in time, taking the full force of the ground meeting his back as Neptune landed on him.

"Oh, man, that hurts…" Neptune groaned.

"Fuck you, man! I saved you!" Sun growled, pushing off the exhausted Neptune.

"Yeah, but your abs are REALLY hard…"

Sun rolled his eyes and pushed himself up to his feet. "They aren't THAT ha-" He stopped, having just knocked on said abs. "...Damn…"

"Excuse me?" Called an unfamiliar voice, bringing the duos attention to the stranger. They both realized that they'd landed in front of a noodle shop.

"You two want something to buy?" The old man looked surprised, but nonetheless unhesitant in going with the flow. After all, weirder things have happened to him.

Sun and Neptune looked at each other, a frown on their face.

"...You think they're alright?" Neptune asked.

"Probably." Sun nodded, and they both ordered their ramen.

"You're paying, right?"

Sun reached in to his wallet, but remembered that he'd given his lien to Blake for the bet. "...Shit."

The monkey faunus had to spend part of his night helping the old man run his shop.

So that marks the end for the awaited ep 4! Now on to the rest, which were really amazing. I especially(Spoiler alert for ep 7)loved the little scene during the dance where JNPR got together and just...Yeah. Anyone notice how Ren literally spun in to the dance? Totally going to add that to Jaune Arc's Revolution once I get back to it.

And before I forget, look up "Ragekong on the streets" on Google! That's the video version of this chapter and the last.

R&R, share, and have a good day everyone!