A/N: I know I said it was the end but I lied. I got lots of reviews asking for more so I'm back again. I'm not saying I'm continuing the story but if I get any ideas I'll just add them on here I guess. It'll probably be disjointed and kinda confusing but hopefully not enough for it not to make any sense. :D

"No."

"Mr. Potter you didn't even hear what I had to say."

"I know but my answer is still a bloody no. Director Fury, I'm not a hero. I don't want to be a hero. And I know that by joining the Avengers I would be made into a hero. So the answer is no."

"I'd like for you to reconsider."

"No."

"A side member?"

"No."

"Only called during sever assembles?"

"No."

"Mr. Potter, you would let the world perish when you had the ability to stop it? You would let that happen?"

"No."

"Then I would like for you to reconsider."

"Bloody fine, mate. You are one persuasive bugger. I'll be a consultant, and only a consultant. If I'm not needed then I don't want to be called. It has to be world ending or I'm not helping, yeah?"

"Of course. I will get the American Ministry proper notification to your acceptance. Welcome to the team."

"….."

"Um, I'm a certified genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist but what just happened? I'm confused, I'm never confused."

"I believe that I just joined your guy's boy band plus Natasha, yes? But anyway now that the one-eyed pirate is gone, let's get down to the file."

"…Uh, Harry?"

"Yes, Bruce?"

"That file is about as big as a dictionary."

"Hmm, it really is isn't it? Let me just skim through it than, I can't imagine that all of it centers around me."

"I'm not reading all of that. I've got better things to do than read a dictionary sized file about the hulk mojo man. JARVIS if you could please."

"Of course, Mr. Stark. Would you like me to file it under your Charms, Bewitching, and Enchantment folder, I could place it next to the pictures of Mr. Roge-"

"AH! That would be wonderful JARVIS. Thank you, I think that will be all for now."

"Right away, Mr. Stark."

"Hm, so there's first year, second year, third year, fourth ye... What the bloody hell?! They have a description of that time in the bath with Myrtle? How in Merlin's name did they get that?!"

"Who's Myrtle? Ex-Girlfriend? Oh, Brucey, you might have some competition."

"Shut up, Tony."

"Why are you guys all so mean to me? I let you live in my tower and I give you things and this is how I get treated? Rude."

"Myrtle was, is a ghost. She's bloody insane, well not so much insane but I guess clingy and mopey. Eh, you'll find out if you read the file. So I guess I'll leave that for you guys than. I'll just sit here and you guys could ask me questions for clarification and all that. So off you guys get. Got a lot of years to cover."