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Y R U SO MEAN 2 ME I have a list, but I don't think we have time for that I THOT U LIKWD ME It's clear that you've been deluded this entire time. EVERY1 LIKWS ME No everyone... WXCEPT 4 LUZERZ LIKE HUNNER The ex boyfriend, for those of you who have forgotten AND THAT SLIT Now what'd the slit do to you. I M SO BEUIFUL ILL PROBLY B A SUPERMODEL Keep dreaming AND ILL HAVE ALOT OF $ Because money is everything SO SUK ON THAT ULL B SORRY How will we be sorry...you're operating under a penname. thanks rebekka 4 editing again, Bekka, you suck as an editor. And as a friend if you continue telling her that this is actually good.

"Gess what guyz im not preggers Well, thank God. i nonced to megan and Lesa.Interesting piece of information: Turns out that the real life Alexis hates the real life Lesa. Now that I know her a lot better, I've gained more respect for her.

"YAY THAT WOLD SUCK IF U WER PREGANT CUZ THEN UD GET FAT AND YOUD GIV BIRTH TOO THE ANTICHRIST WE CUDNT BE FRENDS ANYMORE Okay, you don't just dump a friend because they get fat.."they cheered.

"Omfg guyz im going out with harry fuxking potter now!" Less said GAWD DONT TAKKE THE SPOTTLITE OFF LIVI, LESA, batting her eyelashds flirty. Lelivia subtext right there. She wants to make her jealous.

"OMFG GURL THATS AWRSOME!"

"I went to go 2 the mall and celzaberaye," Because that's where you always go. mwgan said "let's go to ABERCROMBIE ND BITCH That was not a typo. I meant what I wrote!"

"YEZ!L

I WEnt up 2 my room to change. I wuz wearing a lacey pink thong *makes face* TMI with frilly stuff in it and a bra *panics* TMI, TMI! . Suddnez the wax a nois in the closest. "Aw, goddammit, Lesa, did you summon Satan again? I thought I told you to stop drawing pentagrams in the fucking closet! I don't care if you're related!" I heald my breast. Now is not the time. Especially when the devil is in the closet.

IT WAS HARRY CYCLING POTTER! I'm picturing Harry with a cheesy smile on a tricycle.

"WTF R U doin here?" I gesped .Yes, Harry, what are you doing?

"Srry i was wating 4lesa so we cold have sexxq an stuff HARRY JAMES POTTER, YOU ARE A YOUNG MAN WHO HAS A FULL LIFE AHEAD OF YOU, DO NOT THROW IT AWAY, SO RUN LIKE THE WIND. ," he shrugged "hey ur livi rite!" *facepalms* Oh, Harry, you poor naive boy.

Ya.

"Ur pretty Hawt." I thought you were dating Lesa...

"Thanks." Ibrushed.

Then, ,,,HE KISSED ME. HARRY, DON'T DO THIS. YOU DON'T WANT STD'S.

srry rebekka i know u wanted harry Well, that's sucky. You don't steal your best friends man. but its part of da plot! *whispers* it's not. She just wants to screw Harry !VVV TELL ME WHT I THOUGHT I think you think you are good writer. But you are wrong. Very wrong indeed.

A/N: I had a lot of fun with this chapter.