Shoujo: Hellooooo everyone!

Reaper: Hi!

Levy: So this is the story? I'm always excited to read something new.

Gajeel: Why the hell do I have to be here then?

Levy: Because the story involves you, don't be rude.

Shoujo: Gajeel. *Hugs gajeel's legs*

Levy: Ummmmm...

Reaper: Just go with it she gets like that sometimes.

ShoujoReaper: We don't own Fairy Tail or the characters just the plot of this story.

Shoujo: Gajeel...

Levy carefully flipped the pages of the older book.

"And they lived happily ever after."

The words almost floated off the page as she read the final line. Books were her kingdom and they allowed her freedom she'd never felt in the outside world. Unless you count her closest friends. There weren't many of those.

She could count the number of friends she had on one hand. There was the gorgeous Lucy Heartfilia who captured attention with her can-do attitude, bubbly personality, and perfect figure. Being a beauty didn't hurt matters.

However anyone who looked at Lucy in a weird way had to deal with her boyfriend. Natsu Dragneel. The fact that they'd started dating hadn't surprised anyone. They'd been friends since childhood. Natsu was the only person she treated differently. Lucy and Levy rarely hung out because Natsu had begun to occupy a majority of the blonde's time.

Next there was Erza Scarlet. The good things people noticed about Erza when they first met her... her beauty. That was where it ended. Her violent tendencies and over the top actions caused her would be suitors to flea in despair. It was surprising that the old student council president had managed to keep a boyfriend for five years. Though Jellal Fernandes wasn't exactly what someone would call a normal guy.

Juvia Lockster was a potential friend. But she was way too obsessed with the guy who ran the Baskin Robins down the block for Levy to find a reason to want to befriend Juvia. Like the first two Juvia was drop-dead gorgeous.

That brings us to our Heroine. Levy Mcgarden. If there was a quiz to check off the options listed that defined a person: a good figure, nice hair, a pretty face, long legs, an out going personality, or a slim body. Levy would have been forced to leave the entire quiz blank. She'd fail.

Levy was short, she had bright blue hair that refused her every wish. she could only pull it back into a pony tail or keep the bangs out of her eyes with a yellow head band that had once been her mother's. She was barely an A cup at twenty years of age and petite would be the word many would use to describe her type.

Her height was one of the reason's she'd been so harshly teased by the people at school and in her neighborhood as a child. The guys at school had found plenty of demeaning names to use on her so that didn't help matters.

Annoyingly enough her friends always asked her why she never had asked her why she didn't date as if they didn't know.

They were off either sharing an intimate moment with their love or pursuing with deadly force the one they loved.

And Levy, well throughout her entire life the thought of romance and finding true love had never interested Levy unless it involved characters from the stories she would read.

She had also been terrible at talking to any and all guys that she was around unless her step-brothers Jet and Droy were excluded as being considered male.

The closest she'd gotten to holding a conversation with any guy outside her family would've been in the third grade when she met Lucy Heartfilia and been introduced to Natsu Dragneel. Rather than having a polite exchange of words Levy had fainted from the stress. After that no guys even tried talking to her.

"Hey baby cheeks."

Levy sighed looking up shaking her head at the partially drunk brunette in front of her. Cana Alberona stumbled to the front desk of the old library Levy took care of.

They weren't quite friends but for the past three months whenever Cana got too drunk to make it home, which was everyday, she would sleep off the alcohol and leave before Levy closed up for the night.

"You still here?" Can asked leaning on the counter. She glanced around. "Lively as always I see."

"Well this is a bad neighborhood. Having a bar directly across the street doesn't scream 'come read.'" Levy shrugged.

"Yeah but you're here everyday whenever I show up." Cana stated tilting her head.

"So?"

"Honey I come here at different times each day. Once I was here at five and once at nine. Knowing you have no life makes me depressed."

"We're not having this conversation Cana." Levy sighed taking the stack of books she'd read to return them to their shelves.

Cana followed her. "You have four five-hundred page books in your hands. It's only two. Please tell me you didn't read those in today's time span."

"Yeah, I know, normally I could've read six by this time."

"This is sad on so many levels."

"I'm happy."

"We'll I'm scared." Cana groaned rubbing her eyes. "Tomorrow at seven."

"What about tomorrow at seven?"

"You're coming to a goukon with me and a few of my girlfriends."

Levy's eyes widened and she shook her head. "Absolutely not." She shelved Beauty and the Beast.

"Why not?"

"Last time I tried to talk to a guy who wasn't one of my brothers I passed out." Levy shook her head again. "It's not happening. Not happening, not in fifty years. Not in one hundred years."

"You don't have a choice. If you're still here at seven tomorrow you're coming with me." Cana crossed her arms. "Even if you're not I'll find you and you're going."

"Cana-"

"Where something cute!" Cana grinned. "You know what, I'm just gonna head home for today, see you tomorrow Mcgarden!" She waved stumbling out of the library leaving Levy to stare in horror.

She didn't notice the person two isles away passed out on the floor. Not until hours later.

Levy: Girls I'm not quite sure if I-

Gajeel: Where am I?

Reaper: Well-

Gajeel: Flame brain and ice queen got their cameos so where the hell am I?

Natsu: Why don't you come insult me to my face?!

Shoujo: Natsu! *Lunges*

Reaper: *Grabs Shoujo by the collar* Hush child.

Natsu and Gajeel brawl.

Levy: Uhhhh... I guess this is when you say Review?