Neri: Hi!!*waves*
Assilem: Howdy all! (mock salute)
Neri: Guess what we brought for you!
Assilem: I wanna tell them!
Neri: Um.no.*clamps hand over Assilem's mouth* We brought you a..
Assilem: (bites Neri's hand) Like I said we brought you a.
Neri: THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!
Assilem: I KNOW I BIT U!!
Neri:Owwww.okay. You tell 'em.
Assilem: We brought u a HOTDOG!! Just kidding what did we bring them?
Neri: A crossover fic. M*A*S*H meets Gundam Wing.
Assilem: Right, it's set after Frank runs away, before Radar leaves and Margaret is divorcing Donald. (And for u who don't know who they are I'll explain.)
Neri: NO! Please don't! They can figure it out.
Assilem: Otay.
Neri: It's OKAY!!!!
Assilme: NO! OTAY! BUT HERE WE GO. FOR A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS.
Neri: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assilem: Otay, enjoy u all.
The M*A*S*H 4077th World
As BJ Hunnicut laid on his cot, his roommate Hawkeye was pouring some drinks.
"We need more women!" Hawkeye complained handing BJ a martini.
"Naw, we need something exciting to happen." BJ complained dropping his Martini glass on himself.
"That was a perfect Martini.. You, you, you, martini killer you." Hawkeye said with a smile handing him another glass.
The Gundam Wing Universe
"Oooh! Pretty lights!" Duo exclaimed, following the others into the doctor's lab.
"I wonder what they all do," Quatre said, looking around as the other pilots wandered aimlessly through the heaps of complicated machinery and panels. Duo wandered over to a panel just in front of a very large circle (Neri: Who knows what THAT does?)
"Hey! Look't this!" he called to everyone
"What is it?" Trowa asked, coming to stand next to him. Duo shrugged.
"Dunno. Let's find out!" he suggested excitedly as he stared pushing random buttons.
"Duo, do you really think that's such a good idea?" Quatre asked worriedly. Duo grinned at him and continued to push buttons. Heero and Wufei wandered over to the circle, walking around it, examining. Suddenly, the center of the circle filled with rapidly changing scenes
"Cool." Duo breathed, walking around the panel, Trowa and Quatre behind him. All five pilots stood in front of the random scenes, watching. Slowly, Duo reached out a hand and placed it against the picture. His hand slid through, pulling him and the others inside.
Unknown
Cora Masters and Justine Kings are standing and staring at a screen, then both said in unison,
"AH CRAP! They've done it again!"
"Why do people from that time ALWAYS screw things up?" Justine whined.
"'Cause they're Jackasses, why else?" Cora commented playing with a pin.
"Guess we gotta fix it now." Justine sighed getting to her feet.
"Better ask Shan about it." Cora replied standing as well. "Even though I don't wanna." Cora whined in an annoying voice.
"Neither do I, so shut up!" Justine said as they walked off.
M*A*S*H 4077th
Hawkeye and BJ are showering.
"Row, row, row your boat!" BJ sang at the top of his lungs.
"Gently down the stream!" Hawkeye continued at the top of his lungs.
"Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!" They both finished. Just as they finished the Gundam boys fell into their shower.
"Hawk there seems to be men in my shower." BJ said.
"I think you're right Beej, there are men in our shower." Hawkeye commented.
"Oopps." Duo said guiltily.
"MAXWELL!" Wufei shouted jumping to his feet. Duo scrambled to his feet and ran to hide behind BJ.
"Hide me!" Duo pleaded.
"Okay, why?" BJ asked curiously.
"Beej, I think it's time to get out." Hawkeye said just as Margaret walked in. "Never mind."
"Pierce!" Margaret said sternly. The noticing the others she added, " Who are these men?"
"Hey there, pretty lady." Duo greeted her, venturing out from behind BJ.
"Who are you father?" Margaret asked noticing his attire.
"Huh?" Duo asked. "Oh, I'm not a priest lady. Long story though. Name's Duo Maxwell. This is Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton, Quatre Rababa Winner, and Chang Wufei, but just call him Wu-man!" Duo said cheerily, gesturing to each pilot in turn. Wufei bristled with anger. (Neri: the Wu-man thing makes him mad.)
"Okay, I'm Hawkeye and this is BJ, and this lovely young lady is Margaret Houlihan Penobscott. Too bad she's married eh." Hawkeye said with a teasing smile and a twinkle in his eyes.
"Pierce!" Margaret yelled with a twinkle in her eyes, that could only be seen if you look.
"Where are we?" Heero asked suddenly.
"Korea, you know where the war is." BJ said taking a bar of soap and his razor and started to shave his face.
"Um.Last I checked, we were in space. Right guys?" Duo asked, creeping out from behind BJ and walking over to his friends.
"Hn." Heero and Trowa coursed.
"You're right Duo," Quatre said. "We were in space."
"Great!" Duo cried. "Now the question is how did we get here?"
"Um. Okay. Margaret I think its time to call Sydney. Would you pass me my towel please." Hawkeye stated.
"Oh my god!" Duo screamed completely oblivious to Hawkeye's statement. "We're stuck on Earth with now way to get home!"
"Why do you say that?" Quatre asked concertedly.
"Well, obviously this is NOT out time!" He exclaimed, then turned to Hawkeye and BJ. "Lemme guess. No space travel right?"
Both boys bust out in laughter. Between fits of laughter BJ was able to say, "Are you kidding it's 1953!"
"B.C. right?" Duo asked attempting to confirm his suspicions.
"Um.AD." Margaret answered. "After the death of Christ."
"Thought so, Before Colony." Duo said, then turned to his fellow pilots again. "There you have it. We're stuck in the past with now way to get home. And just to make it even better, there's a freakin' WAR! We're doomed," He told them calmly.
"THE INJUSTICE!" Wufei shouted angrily.
"Not another war." Quatre said quietly dropping to the ground and hugging his knees to his chest. "We just had a war. No. Can't have another one." He went on. Trowa placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"One question lady, why are you here?" Duo asked raising an eyebrow at Margaret being in the men's shower.
"Well I forgot." Margaret confessed.
"I think you just wanted to see us in our babeing suits." BJ teased.
"Um.maybe you two should put some clothes on." Duo suggested just realizing both men were naked. Hawkeye and BJ looked at each other.
"Naw!" they said in unison.
"Put some clothes on!" Margaret ordered. "Pierce meet me in my tent in twenty minutes!"
"Tent?" Duo asked suggestively grinning.
"Tent," Hawkeye said. "Say Margaret what are we gonna do?"
"Play doctor nurse?" Duo suggested.
"How'd you know?" Hawkeye asked genuinely surprised.
"It was a guess." Duo told him, equally surprised.
"Can I have my bathrobe?" BJ asked. Trowa went over to the pegs on the wall and picked up both bathrobes. He took them over to BJ and Hawkeye and held them out to them. Noticing Margaret was still there Duo said,
"Lady"
"It's Major." Margaret corrected him.
"Okay Major Lady." Duo continued.
"Major Houlihan." She corrected again.
"Okay Major Houlihan Lady." Duo said.
"Drop the lady." She ordered. Duo hung his head and stared at the ground.
"Yes ma'am." He said "Lady." He added under his breath
"He's one of us!" BJ exclaimed.
"This calls for a drink!" Hawkeye added.
"Drink?" Duo asked staring at the two.
"The still. Come with us." BJ added as they all walked out of the showers, while Wufei and Trowa carried Quatre between them.
Assilem: Howdy all! (mock salute)
Neri: Guess what we brought for you!
Assilem: I wanna tell them!
Neri: Um.no.*clamps hand over Assilem's mouth* We brought you a..
Assilem: (bites Neri's hand) Like I said we brought you a.
Neri: THAT HURT!!!!!!!!!
Assilem: I KNOW I BIT U!!
Neri:Owwww.okay. You tell 'em.
Assilem: We brought u a HOTDOG!! Just kidding what did we bring them?
Neri: A crossover fic. M*A*S*H meets Gundam Wing.
Assilem: Right, it's set after Frank runs away, before Radar leaves and Margaret is divorcing Donald. (And for u who don't know who they are I'll explain.)
Neri: NO! Please don't! They can figure it out.
Assilem: Otay.
Neri: It's OKAY!!!!
Assilme: NO! OTAY! BUT HERE WE GO. FOR A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS.
Neri: NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assilem: Otay, enjoy u all.
The M*A*S*H 4077th World
As BJ Hunnicut laid on his cot, his roommate Hawkeye was pouring some drinks.
"We need more women!" Hawkeye complained handing BJ a martini.
"Naw, we need something exciting to happen." BJ complained dropping his Martini glass on himself.
"That was a perfect Martini.. You, you, you, martini killer you." Hawkeye said with a smile handing him another glass.
The Gundam Wing Universe
"Oooh! Pretty lights!" Duo exclaimed, following the others into the doctor's lab.
"I wonder what they all do," Quatre said, looking around as the other pilots wandered aimlessly through the heaps of complicated machinery and panels. Duo wandered over to a panel just in front of a very large circle (Neri: Who knows what THAT does?)
"Hey! Look't this!" he called to everyone
"What is it?" Trowa asked, coming to stand next to him. Duo shrugged.
"Dunno. Let's find out!" he suggested excitedly as he stared pushing random buttons.
"Duo, do you really think that's such a good idea?" Quatre asked worriedly. Duo grinned at him and continued to push buttons. Heero and Wufei wandered over to the circle, walking around it, examining. Suddenly, the center of the circle filled with rapidly changing scenes
"Cool." Duo breathed, walking around the panel, Trowa and Quatre behind him. All five pilots stood in front of the random scenes, watching. Slowly, Duo reached out a hand and placed it against the picture. His hand slid through, pulling him and the others inside.
Unknown
Cora Masters and Justine Kings are standing and staring at a screen, then both said in unison,
"AH CRAP! They've done it again!"
"Why do people from that time ALWAYS screw things up?" Justine whined.
"'Cause they're Jackasses, why else?" Cora commented playing with a pin.
"Guess we gotta fix it now." Justine sighed getting to her feet.
"Better ask Shan about it." Cora replied standing as well. "Even though I don't wanna." Cora whined in an annoying voice.
"Neither do I, so shut up!" Justine said as they walked off.
M*A*S*H 4077th
Hawkeye and BJ are showering.
"Row, row, row your boat!" BJ sang at the top of his lungs.
"Gently down the stream!" Hawkeye continued at the top of his lungs.
"Merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream!" They both finished. Just as they finished the Gundam boys fell into their shower.
"Hawk there seems to be men in my shower." BJ said.
"I think you're right Beej, there are men in our shower." Hawkeye commented.
"Oopps." Duo said guiltily.
"MAXWELL!" Wufei shouted jumping to his feet. Duo scrambled to his feet and ran to hide behind BJ.
"Hide me!" Duo pleaded.
"Okay, why?" BJ asked curiously.
"Beej, I think it's time to get out." Hawkeye said just as Margaret walked in. "Never mind."
"Pierce!" Margaret said sternly. The noticing the others she added, " Who are these men?"
"Hey there, pretty lady." Duo greeted her, venturing out from behind BJ.
"Who are you father?" Margaret asked noticing his attire.
"Huh?" Duo asked. "Oh, I'm not a priest lady. Long story though. Name's Duo Maxwell. This is Heero Yuy, Trowa Barton, Quatre Rababa Winner, and Chang Wufei, but just call him Wu-man!" Duo said cheerily, gesturing to each pilot in turn. Wufei bristled with anger. (Neri: the Wu-man thing makes him mad.)
"Okay, I'm Hawkeye and this is BJ, and this lovely young lady is Margaret Houlihan Penobscott. Too bad she's married eh." Hawkeye said with a teasing smile and a twinkle in his eyes.
"Pierce!" Margaret yelled with a twinkle in her eyes, that could only be seen if you look.
"Where are we?" Heero asked suddenly.
"Korea, you know where the war is." BJ said taking a bar of soap and his razor and started to shave his face.
"Um.Last I checked, we were in space. Right guys?" Duo asked, creeping out from behind BJ and walking over to his friends.
"Hn." Heero and Trowa coursed.
"You're right Duo," Quatre said. "We were in space."
"Great!" Duo cried. "Now the question is how did we get here?"
"Um. Okay. Margaret I think its time to call Sydney. Would you pass me my towel please." Hawkeye stated.
"Oh my god!" Duo screamed completely oblivious to Hawkeye's statement. "We're stuck on Earth with now way to get home!"
"Why do you say that?" Quatre asked concertedly.
"Well, obviously this is NOT out time!" He exclaimed, then turned to Hawkeye and BJ. "Lemme guess. No space travel right?"
Both boys bust out in laughter. Between fits of laughter BJ was able to say, "Are you kidding it's 1953!"
"B.C. right?" Duo asked attempting to confirm his suspicions.
"Um.AD." Margaret answered. "After the death of Christ."
"Thought so, Before Colony." Duo said, then turned to his fellow pilots again. "There you have it. We're stuck in the past with now way to get home. And just to make it even better, there's a freakin' WAR! We're doomed," He told them calmly.
"THE INJUSTICE!" Wufei shouted angrily.
"Not another war." Quatre said quietly dropping to the ground and hugging his knees to his chest. "We just had a war. No. Can't have another one." He went on. Trowa placed a reassuring hand on his shoulder.
"One question lady, why are you here?" Duo asked raising an eyebrow at Margaret being in the men's shower.
"Well I forgot." Margaret confessed.
"I think you just wanted to see us in our babeing suits." BJ teased.
"Um.maybe you two should put some clothes on." Duo suggested just realizing both men were naked. Hawkeye and BJ looked at each other.
"Naw!" they said in unison.
"Put some clothes on!" Margaret ordered. "Pierce meet me in my tent in twenty minutes!"
"Tent?" Duo asked suggestively grinning.
"Tent," Hawkeye said. "Say Margaret what are we gonna do?"
"Play doctor nurse?" Duo suggested.
"How'd you know?" Hawkeye asked genuinely surprised.
"It was a guess." Duo told him, equally surprised.
"Can I have my bathrobe?" BJ asked. Trowa went over to the pegs on the wall and picked up both bathrobes. He took them over to BJ and Hawkeye and held them out to them. Noticing Margaret was still there Duo said,
"Lady"
"It's Major." Margaret corrected him.
"Okay Major Lady." Duo continued.
"Major Houlihan." She corrected again.
"Okay Major Houlihan Lady." Duo said.
"Drop the lady." She ordered. Duo hung his head and stared at the ground.
"Yes ma'am." He said "Lady." He added under his breath
"He's one of us!" BJ exclaimed.
"This calls for a drink!" Hawkeye added.
"Drink?" Duo asked staring at the two.
"The still. Come with us." BJ added as they all walked out of the showers, while Wufei and Trowa carried Quatre between them.