Neri: Welcome back!!!!!!!
Assilem: Neri and I are sure glad to be back.but we forgot something we should have put in last chapter!
Neri: So here it is.
Disclaimer: We own neither Gundam Wing nor M*A*S*H. They are owned by their respective companies. Seeing as we make no money off this, there is no point in suing us. Besides, we're poor. However, we do own our original characters, aside form Shan, who is owned by Shan.
Assilem: Sorry for the wait, I know its been awhile, but we've been busy.
Neri: Actually, we've been procrastinating. And now Assilem's lost our paper, so we gotta make it up as we go along.
Assilem: Sure blame it on me! You should know better then to give me anything I can loose! So bite your tongue!
Neri: Make me!!! Nevermind, on with the story!
Shan: No, wait! Don't start the story without me! I'm impoooortantttt!!!
Korea
"Well Hawk, I think it's been more than 20 minutes."
"Yeah well, I already saw Margaret. Remember when one of my patients got a fever a couple of hours ago? Well, I talked with her. But I told her I would migrate back later on. And seeing as our guests have passed out, I do believe I'm going to go play doctor," Hawkeye said with a sly smile. " Bye bye Beej."
"Bye Hawk," BJ smiled, lying on his cot with a letter.
Standard Space Patrol Station.
"Shaan, why does Jay get to keep her hair, but I have to cover my ears and belly-button?" Cora Masters whined as she looked at herself in the mirror.
" 'Cause Jay will hurt me if I make her get rid of it," Shannara (AKA. Shaan) Harper replied as she checked to make sure none of her pink hair was showing.
"S'right," Justine Kings, better known as Jay, laughed. "Besides, this is all your fault."
"What? Your hair? It's not my fault you have blue hair!"
"Yes it is," her three companions chimed. Cora frowned and stuck out her tongue at Jay.
"Cora, baby, it'll be fine," David Munro, the Hawkeye look-alike, assured his fiancee.
"Davie-boy, shut up. Cora, stop whining. Shaan, you ready? Good, let's go!" Jay ordered, ushering her teammates out.
Korea.
"My head is killing me!" Duo moaned, opening his eyes and squinting against the day's sun. He received grunts and moans of acknowledgment and consent from his four fellow pilots around the tent.
"Well, it's about time you guy's got up!" BJ laughed.
"What time is it?" Quatre asked, burying his face in his arms.
"About 2 o'clock in the after noon. Why?" Hawkeye responded.
"Just wondering."
"Hawkeye! Hawkeye!" Radar yelled as he ran into the Swamp. The five extremely hung-over boys moaned at the sudden, and very loud, interruption of the silence.
"What is it Radar?" BJ asked.
"Sirs! We're getting personnel! A surgeon, a nurse, a corpsman and that person who gives the patients the gas."
"An anesthesiologist." Heero corrected quietly.
"Yeah one of them! Klinger just went to pick them up!"
"Do you know who they are Radar?" BJ asked.
"Ah, yeah. A Captain C Masters, surgeon; Lieutenant J Kings, nurse; Sergeant D Munro, anisilologist, and Lieutenant S Harper, corpsman."
"Wonder what the first initials stand for." Hawkeye asked as he poured himself and BJ a drink.
"C for Colin or Cole maybe, J for Jennifer, D, D can be for David and maybe S is for Sam or Santa?" BJ announced proudly.
"'Santa' huh?" Hawkeye raised an eyebrow.
"It's possible!"
"Hey Heero?" Duo asked, nudging the other boy with his foot.
"Hn?"
"Wasn't J the name of-"
"Yeah," Heero replied. "It was."
"Sure why not. Radar, why are they coming?" Hawkeye asked.
"On temporary assignment, before they get shipped home or something, Sparky said that they need to get some decorations or something, and they've been to all the M*A*S*H's around Korea. Enemy ones too!"
"Wow, they sure get around."
Kimpo. HQ
As Shaan, David, Cora and Justine impatiently sat and waited for their ride, Klinger walked in.
"Are you headed for the 4077th M*A*S*H?"
"That we are. I'm Captain Cora Masters." Cora greeted offering her hand. Klinger accepted and looked at the others.
"Oh this is Lieutenant Shanara Harper, we call her Shaan, Lieutenant Jay Kings, and Sergeant David Munro."
"Pleasure." Klinger said as he shook everyone's hand. "Can I help you with your bags?"
"Don't bother. David and Jay got in under control. Don't'cha?" Cora asked David as she flashed him a sweet smile.
"Yes." With that David gave Cora a quick kiss, and Jay hit him over the head. "Okay ow! Jay, I'm engaged to her!"
"You two are engaged?" Klinger asked as they climbed into the jeep.
"Yeah. See." Cora showed him her left hand which held a silver ring with a diamond shaped heart, with a pink heart in that and a ruby in that heart.
"Wow! That's nice." Klinger exclaimed. Shan bent over and stared at it.
"Yeah. You could get three hundred for it, at the least on the market." Cora glared and shoved her hand in her pocket.
"What? I never said I'd sell it." Shaan stated, mildly.
"So where ya all from?"
"From? Oh um, I'm from Maine." Cora quickly replied.
"Really? One of our surgeons is from Maine, what city?"
"Um.Crabapple Cove, yeah Crabapple Cove." Cora stumbled to think of a small town.
"No kiddin'? that's where he's from. Name is Hawkeye Pierce, maybe you know him."
"I don't think so, I moved to Oklahoma when I was little."
"Oh. What about the rest of you?"
"Well Jay is from.Mill Valley, California," Cora supplied for the rest of them. "Shaan's from."
"Tennessee. Can't you hear my accent?"
"You sound British." Klinger blinked.
"That's right." Klinger opened his mouth, about to say something and then thought better of it.
"David's from.Ottummwa, Iowa," Cora continued, pointedly ignoring Shaan's jokes.
"No kidding," Klinger laughed. "That's where our company clerk is from."
Cora swore under her breath and turned to look apologetically at her friends, promptly receiving a death glare from Jay.
"How long until we get there?" Cora asked, turning back to Klinger with a wince.
"A couple hours," Klinger replied.
"This is going to be a lo~ong drive," Shaan muttered.
M*A*S*H 4077th
Klinger honked repeatedly as he drove into the compound, causing people to come running out of various tents and buildings to greet the new personal.
"What a warm welcome!" Cora exclaimed as people swarmed around the jeep when it stopped. There was a lot of hand shaking and ecstatic greetings from the people around them. Jay managed to keep people away from her by issuing death glares to anyone who got to close to her. She reached over and nudged Cora, signaling to her that they should be getting down to business. They were after all, just passing through. Their mission was to get in, get the time hopping boys, and get out. Simple job for their last mission together, their last mission at all. Cora ignored Jay's nudging, causing the blue-haired agent to give her friend a good smack to the back of the head.
"Hi there!" Came Hawkeye's voice as he walked up to the jeep.
"Hi," Cora said with a smile. She looked at this man in front of her and stared for a moment, completely lost in thought. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Cora Masters."
"Hawkeye Pierce. And it's a great pleasure to meet you." With that he kissed her hand, then promptly received a blow to the head with Jay's foot. "OWWW!"
"Jay what the hell was that bout? I mean for in the name of the devil, what was that for?" Cora demanded as Jay just gave a grunt. Shaan and David just sighed.
"Um, hi, where can we find the commanding officer?" Shaan asked Potter.
"Well I'm the CO here." Potter replied.
"OH good! Can we use your office? We need an emergency staff meeting." Cora said walking towards Potter holding Hawkeye's hand, which was on his head.
"And you are?"
"Captain Cora Margaret Marilyn Masters, surgeon extrodinare, at your service." Cora greeted pleasantly. "And this my lovely comrades, please sir, I've grown up in the military, and I have a mission to complete."
"All right. KLINGER!" Potter bellowed.
"Yes your colonelness?" Klinger replied.
"Gather the senior staff. We'll meet in my office in five minutes."
"Okay thank you Colonel." David said.
"Masters, you will be bunking with Major Houlihan, Munro and Kings with the Doctors and Harper can have the VIP tent. Radar should already have your bags in the tents. I'll see you in five minutes." Jay spun around and looked for her bags, growling when she saw they were no longer there.
"Get over it Jay," Shaan ordered.
"I aint bunking with guys," Jay muttered to her best friend. Shaan laughed.
"It's your own fault they think you're a guy," she said. "You should learn to look more like a girl."
"Shuddup," Jay mumbled, glaring.
Assilem: Neri and I are sure glad to be back.but we forgot something we should have put in last chapter!
Neri: So here it is.
Disclaimer: We own neither Gundam Wing nor M*A*S*H. They are owned by their respective companies. Seeing as we make no money off this, there is no point in suing us. Besides, we're poor. However, we do own our original characters, aside form Shan, who is owned by Shan.
Assilem: Sorry for the wait, I know its been awhile, but we've been busy.
Neri: Actually, we've been procrastinating. And now Assilem's lost our paper, so we gotta make it up as we go along.
Assilem: Sure blame it on me! You should know better then to give me anything I can loose! So bite your tongue!
Neri: Make me!!! Nevermind, on with the story!
Shan: No, wait! Don't start the story without me! I'm impoooortantttt!!!
Korea
"Well Hawk, I think it's been more than 20 minutes."
"Yeah well, I already saw Margaret. Remember when one of my patients got a fever a couple of hours ago? Well, I talked with her. But I told her I would migrate back later on. And seeing as our guests have passed out, I do believe I'm going to go play doctor," Hawkeye said with a sly smile. " Bye bye Beej."
"Bye Hawk," BJ smiled, lying on his cot with a letter.
Standard Space Patrol Station.
"Shaan, why does Jay get to keep her hair, but I have to cover my ears and belly-button?" Cora Masters whined as she looked at herself in the mirror.
" 'Cause Jay will hurt me if I make her get rid of it," Shannara (AKA. Shaan) Harper replied as she checked to make sure none of her pink hair was showing.
"S'right," Justine Kings, better known as Jay, laughed. "Besides, this is all your fault."
"What? Your hair? It's not my fault you have blue hair!"
"Yes it is," her three companions chimed. Cora frowned and stuck out her tongue at Jay.
"Cora, baby, it'll be fine," David Munro, the Hawkeye look-alike, assured his fiancee.
"Davie-boy, shut up. Cora, stop whining. Shaan, you ready? Good, let's go!" Jay ordered, ushering her teammates out.
Korea.
"My head is killing me!" Duo moaned, opening his eyes and squinting against the day's sun. He received grunts and moans of acknowledgment and consent from his four fellow pilots around the tent.
"Well, it's about time you guy's got up!" BJ laughed.
"What time is it?" Quatre asked, burying his face in his arms.
"About 2 o'clock in the after noon. Why?" Hawkeye responded.
"Just wondering."
"Hawkeye! Hawkeye!" Radar yelled as he ran into the Swamp. The five extremely hung-over boys moaned at the sudden, and very loud, interruption of the silence.
"What is it Radar?" BJ asked.
"Sirs! We're getting personnel! A surgeon, a nurse, a corpsman and that person who gives the patients the gas."
"An anesthesiologist." Heero corrected quietly.
"Yeah one of them! Klinger just went to pick them up!"
"Do you know who they are Radar?" BJ asked.
"Ah, yeah. A Captain C Masters, surgeon; Lieutenant J Kings, nurse; Sergeant D Munro, anisilologist, and Lieutenant S Harper, corpsman."
"Wonder what the first initials stand for." Hawkeye asked as he poured himself and BJ a drink.
"C for Colin or Cole maybe, J for Jennifer, D, D can be for David and maybe S is for Sam or Santa?" BJ announced proudly.
"'Santa' huh?" Hawkeye raised an eyebrow.
"It's possible!"
"Hey Heero?" Duo asked, nudging the other boy with his foot.
"Hn?"
"Wasn't J the name of-"
"Yeah," Heero replied. "It was."
"Sure why not. Radar, why are they coming?" Hawkeye asked.
"On temporary assignment, before they get shipped home or something, Sparky said that they need to get some decorations or something, and they've been to all the M*A*S*H's around Korea. Enemy ones too!"
"Wow, they sure get around."
Kimpo. HQ
As Shaan, David, Cora and Justine impatiently sat and waited for their ride, Klinger walked in.
"Are you headed for the 4077th M*A*S*H?"
"That we are. I'm Captain Cora Masters." Cora greeted offering her hand. Klinger accepted and looked at the others.
"Oh this is Lieutenant Shanara Harper, we call her Shaan, Lieutenant Jay Kings, and Sergeant David Munro."
"Pleasure." Klinger said as he shook everyone's hand. "Can I help you with your bags?"
"Don't bother. David and Jay got in under control. Don't'cha?" Cora asked David as she flashed him a sweet smile.
"Yes." With that David gave Cora a quick kiss, and Jay hit him over the head. "Okay ow! Jay, I'm engaged to her!"
"You two are engaged?" Klinger asked as they climbed into the jeep.
"Yeah. See." Cora showed him her left hand which held a silver ring with a diamond shaped heart, with a pink heart in that and a ruby in that heart.
"Wow! That's nice." Klinger exclaimed. Shan bent over and stared at it.
"Yeah. You could get three hundred for it, at the least on the market." Cora glared and shoved her hand in her pocket.
"What? I never said I'd sell it." Shaan stated, mildly.
"So where ya all from?"
"From? Oh um, I'm from Maine." Cora quickly replied.
"Really? One of our surgeons is from Maine, what city?"
"Um.Crabapple Cove, yeah Crabapple Cove." Cora stumbled to think of a small town.
"No kiddin'? that's where he's from. Name is Hawkeye Pierce, maybe you know him."
"I don't think so, I moved to Oklahoma when I was little."
"Oh. What about the rest of you?"
"Well Jay is from.Mill Valley, California," Cora supplied for the rest of them. "Shaan's from."
"Tennessee. Can't you hear my accent?"
"You sound British." Klinger blinked.
"That's right." Klinger opened his mouth, about to say something and then thought better of it.
"David's from.Ottummwa, Iowa," Cora continued, pointedly ignoring Shaan's jokes.
"No kidding," Klinger laughed. "That's where our company clerk is from."
Cora swore under her breath and turned to look apologetically at her friends, promptly receiving a death glare from Jay.
"How long until we get there?" Cora asked, turning back to Klinger with a wince.
"A couple hours," Klinger replied.
"This is going to be a lo~ong drive," Shaan muttered.
M*A*S*H 4077th
Klinger honked repeatedly as he drove into the compound, causing people to come running out of various tents and buildings to greet the new personal.
"What a warm welcome!" Cora exclaimed as people swarmed around the jeep when it stopped. There was a lot of hand shaking and ecstatic greetings from the people around them. Jay managed to keep people away from her by issuing death glares to anyone who got to close to her. She reached over and nudged Cora, signaling to her that they should be getting down to business. They were after all, just passing through. Their mission was to get in, get the time hopping boys, and get out. Simple job for their last mission together, their last mission at all. Cora ignored Jay's nudging, causing the blue-haired agent to give her friend a good smack to the back of the head.
"Hi there!" Came Hawkeye's voice as he walked up to the jeep.
"Hi," Cora said with a smile. She looked at this man in front of her and stared for a moment, completely lost in thought. "It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Cora Masters."
"Hawkeye Pierce. And it's a great pleasure to meet you." With that he kissed her hand, then promptly received a blow to the head with Jay's foot. "OWWW!"
"Jay what the hell was that bout? I mean for in the name of the devil, what was that for?" Cora demanded as Jay just gave a grunt. Shaan and David just sighed.
"Um, hi, where can we find the commanding officer?" Shaan asked Potter.
"Well I'm the CO here." Potter replied.
"OH good! Can we use your office? We need an emergency staff meeting." Cora said walking towards Potter holding Hawkeye's hand, which was on his head.
"And you are?"
"Captain Cora Margaret Marilyn Masters, surgeon extrodinare, at your service." Cora greeted pleasantly. "And this my lovely comrades, please sir, I've grown up in the military, and I have a mission to complete."
"All right. KLINGER!" Potter bellowed.
"Yes your colonelness?" Klinger replied.
"Gather the senior staff. We'll meet in my office in five minutes."
"Okay thank you Colonel." David said.
"Masters, you will be bunking with Major Houlihan, Munro and Kings with the Doctors and Harper can have the VIP tent. Radar should already have your bags in the tents. I'll see you in five minutes." Jay spun around and looked for her bags, growling when she saw they were no longer there.
"Get over it Jay," Shaan ordered.
"I aint bunking with guys," Jay muttered to her best friend. Shaan laughed.
"It's your own fault they think you're a guy," she said. "You should learn to look more like a girl."
"Shuddup," Jay mumbled, glaring.