I promise I did not want to intentionally hurt anyone while writing because one) this can quite possibly be considered Sadstuck in the beginning?
and two) It was 3 in the morning when I started this.
Summary: GG: how are you? its been a while since the last time we talked hasnt it karkat? c:
Pairing: Jadekat. I suppose you can enjoy this.
-dC
Jade: Attempt to contact the fuckass.
After about a full hour of non-stop sulking and tears falling, you decide to try and contact you're used-to-be auspistice.
gardenGnostic [GG] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] at 4:13
GG: hi fuckass!
GG: err
GG: i mean karkat
GG: whatever anyway!
GG: idk if youll ever read this
GG: the time being a year after the last time i talked to you and all :B
GG: but i just wanted to say hi
GG: because well i just really miss you
GG: its getting lonely here :c
GG: its already been two years since this ship got started (haha well you already knew that or something)
GG: but anyway john and i just got into a terrible fight over stupid things and davesprite... well i wouldnt like to talk to him right now for personal reasons...
GG: anyway how have you been? like i said before its been a while haha!
GG: well since youll never probably read this i guess im just gonna rant about whats been happening
GG: john is kinda getting confused about his sexuality and all lol
GG: oh but wait you wouldnt get that because gender seperation isnt really a social norm on alternia is it? oh well
GG: and im part dog and stuff! its pretty fun and cool to me except i do tend to bark a lot
GG: its kinda annoying to everyone around me :p
GG: but i cant help it my new doggie senses just sit in and take control and i just...
GG: woof woof! bark bark!
GG: like that but actually in real life
GG: i hope i can change myself for the better
GG: anyway how are you holding up? i heard youve been going through a lot with dave and terezi apparently a thing or something thats what i heard
GG: but didnt they break up a while ago too?
GG: if they did then its kind of ironic since davesprite broke up with me too
GG: oh fuck!
GG: i didnt want to bring that up uhh just pretend you never read that!
GG: ah im sorry ill just go!
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]
gardenGnostic [GG] started pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]
GG: ok i just overreacted phew! im back
GG: um
GG: i dont know if i want to talk about it anymore
GG: uh i guess i will since youre probably not even on
GG: i dont know why it happened
GG: it just did
GG: i guess
GG: he just came up to me one day and told me it was over because he was tired
GG: i asked him why and he said it was because he didnt like the fact that i called him davesprite
GG: you know instead of dave
GG: because technically theyre two different daves i just called him that so id never get confused
GG: but i guess it actually hurt him in a way...
GG: and i just didnt know that because im dumb and i never considered his feelings
GG: i dont know why hed get offended by that though
GG: he is davesprite! i mean why was it a big deal?
GG: well then again
GG: i had a sprite version of me too once didnt i?
GG: in fact i used to be jadesprite and now im just jade!
GG: hmm
GG: maybe if i was still a sprite id get mad if someone said i wasnt the real jade... i actually still am! just different..,
GG: oh damn it
GG: i feel horrible about it
GG: when john found out we broke up he literally threw a hissy fit and passed out like a 5 year old
GG: i dont why HE made such a big deal about it i mean it wasnt his business and i told him that he needed to chill out
GG: but then we got into a fight and now both of them dont want to talk to me
GG: ha ha
GG: ...
GG: why am i fucking things up so much lately...?
GG: why didnt i...
GG: why cant i just shut up and stop labeling things or act like im strong
GG: im not strong
GG: i...
GG: im scared karkat
GG: i hate this game and i wanna go home!
GG: i miss bec and dave and rose and john
GG: i miss my island with my tangle buddies and my robot dream self waking when i sleep
GG: i mean dont get me wrong i miss you too
GG: but sometimes
GG: well
GG: all the time really
GG: i just wish we never played the stupid game in the first place
GG: i wish all of this never happened and none of us died!
GG: oh wow
GG: im actually crying right now ha
GG: ...
GG: i dont know what to do...
GG: and i just wish
GG: someone would help me
CG: HI JADE.
GG: ?!
GG: agh karkat youre here! :D
CG: YEAH. SORRY FOR NOT RESPONDING IMMEDIATELY
GG: you better be fucking sorry!
CG: WHAT
GG: how could you leave me here moping until i start to cry!?
GG: what do you not have a fucking heart you ignorant shit faced fuckass?!
CG: UH
GG: I WAS JUST SITTING HERE CRYING MY EYES OUT WITH A BUNCH OF DUMB ANIMALS WATCHING ME AND AWKWARDLY WADDLING AWAY!
CG: ...
CG: I MISS YOU TOO.
GG: hehe! (':
CG: (:B
CG: ANYWAY, YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT TEREZI AND DAVE
CG: AND ALSO GAMZEE.
GG: im sorry to hear about that :c
GG: how are you holding up
CG: I'M FINE.
GG: ...
CG: ...
GG: ...
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOTTING ABOUT.
GG: no youre not
CG: EXCUSE ME?
GG: youre not fine
GG: dont lie to me
GG: if you were actually fine youd right now be ranting on and on about how much of an asshole dave is or how shitty gamzee is or something like that
GG: ive talked to you long enough karkat
GG: tell me
CG: BUT I AM.
GG: no youre not karkat!
CG: ...
CG: OKAY
CG: I'M NOT.
GG: :(
CG: HAPPY NOW?
GG: no
CG: WELL THEN FUCK.
GG: siiigh
GG: i dont know what to say now
GG: ive basically ranted about how upset i am and now im all ranted out
CG: HA.
GG: what?
CG: NOTHING. JUST...
CG: "RANTED OUT."
GG: thats funny :?
CG: WELL SORT OF IN SOME FUCKED UP "IF-I-WAS-A-SADIST" WAY
CG: YEAH
CG: BUT JUST THE PHRASE
GG: rrrranted out!
CG: IN A WAY I CAN RELATE TO THAT.
CG: IT'S KIND OF WHY I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SHIT HAPPENING ON THE METEOR RIGHT NOW.
GG: oh im sorry :(
CG: BUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT SHALL WE?
GG: ha okay then
CG: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU JADE
GG: huh why?
CG: SINCE CLEARLY LOOKING AT YOUR COMMENTS I'M SCROLLING THROUGH ABOVE THIS RIGHT NOW
CG: YOU REALLY LIKE TO TALK ABOUT YOURSELF
GG: haha (oopsy...)
CG: HOW ARE YOU FEELING AFTER DAVESPRITE
GG: oh
GG: well idk anymore
GG: im all cried out over him
GG: im done with davesprite and the real dave and any other dave from this game right now
GG: even if i unintentionally hurt his feelings
GG: and when he hurt mine big time :B
CG: I HOPE YOU'LL FEEL BETTER AND NOT CRY ABOUT THAT ANYMORE
GG: oh dont worry i wont
GG: im done with pain and crying
GG: sighhhh
CG: I WISH PEOPLE COULD JUST SAY THAT AND IT WOULD SOMEHOW MAGICALLY NOT HAPPEN TO YOU ANYMORE YOU KNOW?
GG: same here
CG: I MEAN
CG: I'M NOT WHINING OVER HERE BUT
CG: I'M SICK OF FEELING LIKE SHIT
CG: I'M SICK OF PRETENDING LIKE NOTHING BOTHERS ME WHEN I JUST REALLY HATE EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON LATELY
CG: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRONG ONE HERE
CG: FOR INSTANCE I SUPPOSEDLY AM THE DESCENDANT OF A REBELLION WHO LED THEM ALL THEY WAY UP TO WHEN HE WAS KILLED
CG: I FOR ONE DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL THAT ANCESTOR BULLSHIT VRISKA AND THE OTHERS ARE OBSESSED WITH
CG: BUT
CG: IT WOULD BE REALLY GREAT IF I COULD HAVE BEEN LIKE THAT
CG: HE LED HIS PEOPLE THE RIGHT WAY AND THEY LISTENED TO HIM BECAUSE HE WAS RIGHT
CG: HE KNEW WHAT TO DO
CG: AND ME
CG: I'M SO LOST
CG: MY LEADERSHIP RUINED EVERYTHING
CG: HALF OF US ARE DEAD
CG: I LOST THE FIRST GIRL I LOVED
CG: I LOST THE OTHER GIRL WHO LOVED ME
CG: AND NOW I'M STUCK HERE
GG: thats how i feel right now tbh
GG: i just feel so down and i want someone to hug me
CG: I VOLUNTEER
GG: lol thanks :)
GG: but theres no way since were so far apart from each other right now
GG: so i guess ill be here all hurt and stuff but i can wait
CG: I WOULD PROTECT YOU FROM THAT
GG: uh from what?
CG: GETTING HURT
GG: wow karkat thats nice to say thanks c:
CG: I'D PROTECT YOU AND FIGHT YOUR GAME'S JACK WITH YOU AND MAKE SURE YOU'D NEVER GET KILLED OR HURT
CG: I'D LET MYSELF DIE BEFORE YOU EVER WOULD.
CG: OR I'D MAKE SURE WE BOTH GET THERE
CG: I WOULD HELP YOU OUT AND LEAD YOU RIGHT IF I ONLY COULD
CG: I'D SHOW JUST YOU THAT I CAN STILL BE A CONSIDERABLY GOOD LEADER
CG: I STILL THINK ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES TOO
CG: AND ALL THOSE CONVERSATIONS AND ARGUMENTS WE HAD
CG: SO
CG: I'M SORRY
CG: I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO DEAL WITH MY BULLSHIT
CG: I KNOW I'M AN ASSHOLE
CG: BUT IF ONE DAY I COULD
CG: I WOULD SO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
CG: I REALLY DO THINK OF YOU AS A FRIEND
CG: HEY ARE YOU STILL HERE HARLEY
GG: yeah i am!
GG: just
GG: ...whoa!
GG: uh wow thank you karkat
GG: that
GG: really means something to me
CG: YOU'RE WELCOME.
GG: um
GG: are you saying that
GG: you
GG: like me?
CG: OF COURSE I LIKE YOU JADE
CG: IF I DIDN'T I WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU OR I WOULD TELL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.
GG: well i didnt mean like that
CG: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
GG: i mean
GG: in your quadrant thing
CG: UH
GG: the red one?
GG: is that what youre saying?
CG: WHAT?
CG: NO
GG: oh okay then
CG: YES
GG: uhh
CG: NO
CG: FUCK
CG: I MEAN MAYBE
GG: ...
GG: ohhhh!
GG: well
GG: im... flattered?
CG: SORRY I'LL LEAVE NOW I'M A FUCKING IDIOT
GG: no wait dont go!
GG: um well
GG: when do you think well see each other again
CG: ...
CG: I DON'T KNOW. ANOTHER YEAR?
GG: oh
GG: um karkat
CG: JUST SPIT IT OUT ALREADY.
GG: do you think maybe
GG: you can wait for me too?
GG: (you still there)
CG: (YEAH.)
CG: OF COURSE I CAN WAIT.
GG: oh
GG: thats great!
CG: BUT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN THEN
CG: ARE YOU ALSO SAYING YOU LIKE ME?
GG: well
GG: i never really thought about you like that before deeply
GG: i mean
GG: i would think about it from time to time
CG: YOU DON'T SAY.
CG: ME TOO
CG: ABOUT YOU.
GG: lol dork :P
CG: GEEK.
GG: lamey mclamepants
CG: IDIOT.
GG: fuckass!
CG: BITCH
GG: dick!
CG: BEAUTIFUL
GG: what?
CG: SHUT UP.
GG: youre such a dork :B
CG: WHATEVER.
GG: wow i feel a lot better after talking to you
CG: ME TOO
GG: soooo
CG: SO.
GG: (this is getting a little awkward now omg)
CG: (YUP.)
GG: ok then im gonna have to go now
GG: bye karkat c:
CG: UH
CG: BYE HARLEY.
GG: ttyl!
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]
CG: I LOVE YOU.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering gardenGnostic [GG]
Somewhere back on the meteor...
You are now KARKAT, and you're sitting at the computer with the biggest, most embarrassing blush on your face. You're glaring at the screen and quietly kick yourself in your brain. How dare you fucking type that! (FACEPALM COMBO x2)
KARKAT: UGGHHHHH...
Now go be Jade again or some shit now.
You are now Jade, the doggy girl, and you are also blushing extremely profusely at the moment. You can't hide it, even if you tried. You look back at computer and see the last thing Karkat said to you. Whoa.
JADE: omg...