Hi! Here you can see... my first fanfiction in English. In fact, this fic is also in French (whose name is "Facebook Storybrooke") and I wanted to translate it in English too for... well, for you ^^

Well, I just want to precise I'm French. If there are some mistakes... Do not hesitate, tell me!

And if you like this fanfiction, I'll traduce the others chapters, it's as you want, it depends of your reviews :3

Hope you'll have a good time to read it!

NB: I decided to put "every" characters of the serie, so if you see peoples who should be dead, this isn't a mistake at all :3

Enjoy reading this ~


And Facebook in Once Upon A Time ?

Regina Mills created the group « Storybrooke ».

Henry Mills likes that.

Emma Swan: Seriously, Regina?

Regina Mills: It can't be so bad.

Henry Mills likes that.

Emma Swan: It's Henry who asked you that, didn't he?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Emma! :D

Neal Cassidy: I was told that there was a group. I see my sources are good.

Henry Mills likes that.

Emma Swan: You're here, you too?

Neal Cassidy: You can see it!

David Nolan: What happens?

Killian Jones: Why call this group "Storybrooke"? "Jolly Roger" would be a better name.

William Smee and 6 people like that.

Ariel: Everything isn't always about your boat, Hook!

Eric, Lacey and 15 people like that.

Lacey: Is Rumple here too?

Mr. Gold: Apparently.

Lacey likes that.

Lacey: That's awesome! :)

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Emma, can we see each other this evening?

Mr. Gold: We can say that like that.

Regina Mills: Does Henry can sleep in my home tonight?

Henry Mills likes that.

Emma Swan: I don't know, yes if he wants. I've to go.

Henry Mills and Regina Mills like that.

Henry Mills: I'm O.K!

Regina Mills likes that.

Mary Margaret Blanchard:... Hum, Emma?

Regina Mills likes that.


Henry Mills likes « apples ».

Regina Mills, Cora and 4 people like that.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Seriously?

Emma Swan: Seriously?


Mary Margaret Blanchard posted on her wall "Disney had made a very bad presentation of Snow-White. There isn't any logic in it, and the princess is totally stupid."

Regina Mills, Cora and 127 people unknown like that.

Mary Margaret Blanchard: …

Regina Mills: …

Mary Margaret Blanchard: What?

Regina Mills likes that.


Jefferson likes « Hats ».

Killian Jones: Surprising.


David Nolan wrote on the Emma Swan's wall "The best Savior of all the time!".

Mary Margaret Blanchard and Henry Mills like that.

Emma Swan: …

Regina Mills: …


Neal Cassidy likes « Peter Pan ».

Killian Jones: Seriously?! The captain has a terrible face!

Neal Cassidy likes that.

Neal Cassidy: Peter Pan cuts a hand to Hook :D

Killian Jones: …

Neal Cassidy: And he offers it to the crocodile.

Mr. Gold likes that.


Regina Mills likes « The Aristocats ».

Emma Swan: Really, everybody goes to Disney here.

Regina Mills: It's a very good cartoon. It gave me the urge to go in France.

Emma Swan: …Seriously?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Regina, I forbid you to cast a second spell on this town.


Regina Mills is now friend with Zelena.

Cora likes that.

Emma Swan: Regina?!

Regina Mills: It was a mistake! I never wanted to invite her!

Zelena: Happy to be accepted among your friends, sis!

Cora likes that.


Killian Jones did the best score to "Tides of fortune".

William Smee: …Cheater.

Killian Jones: You are jealous, M. Smee?

William Smee: I'm not jealous of the cheaters, pirate!

Killian Jones likes that.


Regina Mills joined the group "Cast a curse and have a happy ending".

Mr. Gold and 18 people like that.

Emma Swan: …

Mr. Gold, Regina Mills and 18 people like that.


Emma Swan: I have a question. Actually, I'm surprised by the fact that so many peoples accepted to be in the Regina's group... So... Why?

Regina Mills: What, I don't have the right to have a group?

Henry Mills: In fact, I created it!

Regina Mills likes that.

Emma Swan: …

Killian Jones: And?

Emma Swan: You were here, you?

Killian Jones: Hum, yes. I'm interested.

Henry Mills: After, I just changed the name. And I gave my adress to Regina. I have an other now.

Regina Mills likes that.

Lacey: This is possible, that?

Emma Swan: In clear, we get swindled.

Killian Jones: …

Mr. Gold likes that.


Killian Jones wrote on his wall "I'm the master of the ocean".

William Smee and 6 people like that.

Ursula: You'd like.


Cora likes "red hearts".

Mr. Gold, Regina Mills, Zelena and 4 people like that.

Jefferson: Surprising for the Queen of Hearts.

Killian Jones, Emma Swan and 6 people like that.

Graham: If they remain in the chest owner.

Cora: …

Regina Mills: …

Mr. Gold: …

Zelena: …


Killian Jones likes "Pirates of the Caribbeans".

William Smee and 7 people like that.

David Nolan: I did not expected that.

Emma Swan, Jefferson and 13 people like that.


Emma Swan: What did you like in this movie, Killian?

Killian Jones likes that.

Killian Jones: Happy that it's you who ask me that, Swan.

Neal Cassidy: So?

Killian Jones: … Pirates, obviously.

William Smee and 6 people like that.


Emma Swan: Seriously, Killian, what did you like the more in Pirates of the Caribbeans?

Killian Jones: Why so much insistence on this issue?

Emma Swan: Just curiosity.

Killian Jones likes that.

Killian Jones: I said it was because of the pirates.

Neal Cassidy: Yes, he said it.

William Mouche: I confirm.

Emma Swan: I'm sure there is an other thing.

Killian Jones: Your lie-detectors for super-heroes works also on internet?

Emma Swan: It seems. So?

Killian Jones: I will not answer without the presence of a lawyer.

Regina Mills likes that.


Private messages: Emma Swan and Killian Jones

Killian Jones: Yes?

Emma Swan: When I know I'm right, I just want sometimes the proof I am.

Killian Jones: Again with this story of Pirates of Caribbean? Is it a pretext to be next to me? You know you just have to ask.

Emma Swan: So?

Killian Jones: I've got a low for Johnny Depp.

Emma Swan: …

Killian Jones: AHAH! You believed it, don't you? Did your heart bounced in your chest?

Emma Swan: I'll take some air.


Zelena likes "littles monkeys flying".

Walsh: …

Leroy: I defend you to put again this kind of things, Zelena.

Emma Swan, Neal Cassidy, Walsh and 30 people like that.

Zelena: This is my wall, that I know!

Cora and 11 people like that.


Private messages: Emma Swan and Killian Jones.

Killian Jones: It was a joke, Emma.

Emma Swan: I knew there was something. Once again, I was right.

Killian Jones: It was a joke! A JOKE!

Emma Swan: But I didn't see it come, that. Since how many times are you gay, Killian?

Killian Jones:...If someone had told me that women interpreted all wrong and took everything at the first degree, I would say anything at all.


Emma Swan wrote on her wall "The truth for all".

David Nolan: What happens, Emma?

Killian Jones: Tell me this is not what I think about.

Neal Cassidy: Hook. I hope you've nothing to see in this.

Killian Jones: I absolutely did nothing!

Mary Margaret Blanchard: A problem?

Killian Jones: Swan, I hope that "your truth" is also true that you pretend to.

David Nolan: You're not threaten my daughter, I hope?

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Our daughter.

David Nolan: Our daughter.

Killian Jones: But no! At last, why should I menace her?

Ariel: She maybe finally finds something which is doubtful with you.

David Nolan: Anyway, everything is doubtful in him.

Mary Margaret Blanchard, Ariel and 11 people like that.

Killian Jones: I am a pirate!

Mary Margaret Blanchard: Thanks, we were aware about it.

Neal Cassidy: Emma, what is this truth?

Emma Swan: I finally understood how to play at "Tides of fortune"!


Lacey: Well done Emma! It's true that it's not easy, this game.

William Smee: Ahah! A new opponent for the Captain Hook!

Mr. Gold: Don't hesitate to massacre him, Emma.

Ariel: Go ahead Emma, take him back in his place!

Killian Jones: … Hang up.


Killian Jones likes « the Jolly Roger ».

William Mouche and 6 people like that.

David Nolan: It would surprise me.

Emma Swan and 13 people like that.

Killian Jones: I still maintain the fact that this group should be called Jolly Roger.


That's all for the first chapter... ! Hope you liked it. I know, Hook is often there, and I told it already in my French fanfic, but I made appear a lot of other characters by the following (without removing Hook, of course!)

Let a review to let me know your opinion and what you think about it!