Idea!

It was a beautiful day in the world of Pokémon. The starly were singing and the kricketot were chirping. However, a certain cobalt-bluenette twelve year old girl was inside the green-walled room she had rented at the Pokémon Centre in Hearthome City.

She was currently sitting on her bed, writing in an A5 sized spiral bound notebook with a pink, glittery gel-pen. She wore a black V-neck singlet top with another white singlet underneath and a short, pink skirt. Along with pink boots and black socks, that went to her knees. Around her neck was a darker pink scarf and a white beanie with a pink Pokéball pattern on her head. Her name is, for those who don't know her, Dawn Berlitz.

A purple haired fourteen year old walked into the room. He wore a black and blue patterned, long sleeved jacket, most zipped up, but you could see the dark aquamarine skivvy underneath. He wore long grey pants with black joggers on his feet. His name is Paul Shinji. His expression turned from blank to disapproving when he saw what his travelling partner was doing.

"I know that pen, and even more so that book. Who are you trying to get together this time?" he asked in an exasperated manner.

Dawn giggled and looked up at him. "You know me too well!" she exclaimed, winking at him.

"Well, I have been travelling with you for the past year, it's understandable that I would get to know some of your habits," he explained, taking a seat on the bed opposite.

"Fair point." She finished writing something and held the page up for him to see. "I was thinking of getting May and Drew and Ash and Misty together," she said, knowing he would complain about the amount of pink on the page.

He sighed, lay back and closed his onyx eyes. "What's the plan this time round?"

Dawn giggled again and her sapphire eyes twinkled with mischief. "I'll need your help."

Paul rubbed the bridge of his nose. Nothing good will come of this. "Tell me what it is first."

"We play matchmaker."

"Since when has that ever worked?" Paul exclaimed, snapping his eyes open to look at her.

Dawn pouted. "You didn't let me finish. I was going to say: We play matchmaker, but as their future children."

"Well this is going to end well," he said sarcastically.

"What are you talking about? This is going to work great!" she exclaimed, walking up to and leaning over him.

Paul gave her a look. "I never said I would help."

Dawn pouted for a moment, before trying the puppy-dog eyes on him. "Please?" she asked sweetly.

"You think that will work on someone like me?" Paul asked in an amused tone.

Dawn seemed to have forgotten this fact and huffed in annoyance. It was time to put the go for broke plan into action. She slowly wrapped her arms around Paul and kissed his face in various places.

Paul blushed at the attention he was receiving, but didn't push Dawn away. Instead he said, with no actual feeling behind it, "That's not going to work Troublesome."

Dawn persisted however, and she was rewarded with a kiss on the lips.

"Will you cut it out if I say yes?" Paul asked, irritated by her actions.

"Maybe." Dawn giggled at his expression and pulled back slightly, still hugging his side.

Paul sighed again, and asked, "How do you know what each of their future kids names will be and what not?"

Dawn winked at him and pulled out a phone number. "I happen to know the best source for things like this," she said cheekily.

"And that is?"

"Katz Monster." Seeing Paul's confused as reverse expression, she explained further. "She's has written a heap of stories of May and Drew getting together, and about Ash and Misty's daughter."

Paul face-palmed. "She writes fan fiction. Not stuff that happens in real life. And Ash and Misty don't even have a child!"

"Not yet!" Dawn winked again. "And Jay Kasai Ketchum is just one of her OC children! She is the best qualified for this job."

"The job of making up stuff," he muttered sarcastically.

Dawn pouted and pushed him down, pinning him on either side of his head. "I think her characters are great, and you haven't even read any of her stories, so how would you know?"

Paul smirked up at her. "I know everything."


"How did I end up here again?" Paul asked, looking at his surroundings. He was in Katz Monster's bedroom. The walls were painted a light lilac and numerous storage devices lined the walls, though most were selves lined with various things. Paul noticed with some amusement that she had a collection of Ash's hats and Pikachu beanies. Around the room was printed pictures of different shippings. Most were Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, Wishfulshipping and Ikarishipping. However, he did notice the two Penguinshipping pictures she had yet to take down. On her desk (where she was seated), was a large monitor with a rather small laptop connected to it. Behind that was a desk organiser with a lot of things sticking out of it. Paper with plans on it was scattered over the rest of the available space.

"I persuaded you to come here with my amazing skills," Dawn explained, yet again.

"You don't have any skills," Paul pointed out. "You just annoyed me until I agreed to do this crazy scheme of yours."

"That's so mean! Take that back Paul!" Dawn exclaimed, pushing him.

"No-" Paul was cut off by a loud yet calm cry of:

"Shut up!" Katz shouted at them, turning around in her chair. She wore a purple shirt with a pixelated Eevee on it and blue jean shorts. Her blonde hair was messy and un-brushed, and her hazel eyes turned a darker shade of brown. "If you want my help I suggest you two behave yourself. Not everyone gets to see my OC chart."

Both Dawn and Paul dropped the fighting poses and complied with her wishes, scared of the bow and arrows they saw in the corner.

Katz nodded to herself, and her eyes turned more green than brown. She clicked away on her computer, finally bringing up a open office document covered in tables. "So who did you want again?" she asked, briefly scrolling through the fourteen different tables there.

"We wanted Jay and Alex," Dawn said, watching the screen in slight amazement. "How many OCs have you made?"

"Umm." Katz thought for a moment. "Eighteen... I think, I'm not sure," she said after a moment.

"Wow." Paul went wide-eyed.

"Yeah, I agree with you." Dawn whispered to him. "I didn't think she was this obsessed with other people's lives."

"Now, I can give you Jay, but Alex isn't mine. You've mistaken me for Mina, but that's okay. I can write up a table of him for you guys. Paul wouldn't be able to handle Joshua anyway," she said, tapping away at the keyboard, creating another table. When she finished, she stood up and sat on her bed. "There you go! Jay is on there, the first one. And Alex is the last... But we are going to have to get you guys some new clothes."

Paul face-palmed, he knew this was just an excuse for the girls.

"Don't worry Paul!" Katz giggled at his troubled expression. "I hate shopping too, so I'll make it as quick as possible."

"Thank Arceus." He breathed a sigh of relief.

Dawn pouted. "Why don't you like shopping? It's fun!"

"Not going to go into it. Let's go." Katz picked up a nearby back pack and stuffed some pens and a note book into it. "By the way, you guys are buying. I'm only coming for the choices and to save time," she said, swinging the bag onto her back and grabbing one of her Ash hats and a pair of black framed sunglasses.

1 hour later...

"And we're done!" Katz exclaimed happily, looking over Dawn's and Paul's new outfits. "Now go change back and buy them."

The two went back into the change rooms and did what she asked.

"Can we go now?" Paul asked, picking up a shopping bag that had his name and the word 'cosplay' written on it.

"Yep!" Katz started skipping out of the store, and actually out of the whole shopping centre. She carried a grumpy Dawn with her, causing Paul to follow.

"Okay, why did you take us back here if we're done?" Paul asked, dropping his bag onto the floor of her room.

"Simple, you guys need acting lessons. You don't even know how to act like each child," Katz explained, letting Dawn drop to the floor in the process.

Paul gave her an unimpressed look.

"After this we're done! I promise, you guys can go back to smooching or whatever." Katz chuckled as Dawn went bright red, but Paul's face remained the same tan colour. "Aww, why didn't you blush Paul?" Katz whined.

"I don't blush easily. Ever."

"Fine, just ruin my fun. Let's get a move on!" Katz exclaimed, forcing the two trainers into their new costumes.


"Hi! My name's Jay Kasai Ketchum and I'm currently twelve years old. I have two younger siblings, Xavier and Alexa, they're twins. I'm training to be the ultimate Pokémon Ninja!" Dawn recited. Her clothes and looks had changed completely to how she was before. She wore a plain purple t-shirt and blue jean shorts, black sneakers and white socks on her feet. Around her neck was a simple medium blue ribbon chocker. Her hair was now covered by a short, chin-length, messy, ruby-red wig and her eyes had aquamarine contacts.

Katz clapped to her. "Nice work Dawn, but you don't have to say Kasai. I know it sounds cool but it isn't what Jay would say," she criticised. "Apart from that you're good! Really to go out and get Ash and Misty together!" She said the second part a little too enthusiastically. "Your turn Alex."

Paul walked to where Dawn was standing previously. He too had a major outfit and look change. He wore an emerald green t-shirt and navy blue jeans. To cover his hair he wore a Drew-styled wig, but instead of green, it was brown, slightly darker than May's hair. He too wore wore contacts, but they were green like Drew's. He recited his practice lines surprisingly well, "Hi, the name's Alex Hayden, I'm fourteen years old. I've got an older sister named Belinda. I'm training to be a top co-ordinator like my parents."

Katz smiled and clapped again. "Well done Paul! Much better than I expected. Now, with the ages, I'm not sure how old Alex would be compared to Jay, so we'll leave them for now."

"Cool. So are we ready?" Dawn asked, still in costume.

Katz nodded happily. "My work here is done. Fly my beautiful creations, be free and bring joy to the world!"

Paul and Dawn both looked at her weirdly.

Katz pouted. "Whatever, just go and get Ash, Misty, May and Drew together."

The two walked out after that, going to find the four that would hopefully become two groups of two.


Hi Guys! Here is a story that could go in any direction. Hope you have fun with the ride! And just clarifying here, Jay is my OC while Alex is Rach's. Anything else said by Katz is also real... Most likely anyway. Hope you enjoy!

-Katz Monster


A/N: OK! If you couldn't guess, once again I am doing another collab. This one is with Katz monster. As it turns out when the dice was rolled, she got to do the first chappie, but I was the one it would be posted to. Go figure.

I am so happy to be doing this with her, she's an amazing author and has a TON of good stories. Go check them out.

Anyway! review and tell me what you think :D And remember to thank Katz!

-Stocky-parker-dog