Disclaimer: Hiro Mashima © Fairy Tail

Author's Note: This is another attempt at a self-insert fanfiction. I have seen a similar fanfiction acting as a self-insert for Wendy Marvel, but I am sad to say that the author didn't do much changes in the story. It's just as if the OC was just re-enacting the whole plot line of Fairy Tail, only with a different perspective and more commentary. So I decided to take it upon myself and write a "oc-gets-sucked-in-as-wendy-marvel" in which, in my opinion, should go. Not to say that what the author wrote was wrong, but it didn't count as a fanfiction nor did I find it entertaining.

Enjoy!

Chapter 1

I felt myself wake up, but I still didn't feel like opening my eyes. My eyelids felt heavy, and the stupid eye crusts that formed underneath them did exactly little to no help with that. But it was hot in my room, so I forced myself to blink open my eyes.

What I didn't expect when I opened them was the sudden bright light. I closed my eyes again, and this time I opened them slowly. The light still felt painful, so I redirected my gaze to the side, turning my head to the right.

"It's so hot… why is my room so hot… and wait, who turned on the light in my room anyway?" I asked sluggishly, my body still feeling quite numb from my sleep.

When I turned to the right, my vision was slightly blurry. It was expected since I just woke up early in the morning. But when everything came together, my eyes widened in surprise. I bolted up from my spot and looked around me.

I blinked. "What the— this isn't my room!"

Truth be told, I wasn't in the comfort of my self-decorated room. Instead, I found myself surrounded my lush green grass and plants of the kind that I had never seen before. Not being in my room was scaring me enough, but the fact that I was sleeping in the middle of a forest was freaky.

"AAAAH! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"

I ran around in circles, not sure of what to do. This never happened before! I'm sure that my tendencies to sleep walk to random places was controlled! And wait, how come I'm in a forest for pete's sake?! There was never a forest near Manila! How can I walk so far, while sleeping?!

Then I realized that everything looked so much… bigger than I remembered. True that I haven't been to this place before, but I feel like my 5'9 height should've over-towered this plant beside me, and not the other way around.

Conveniently, I found a lake a bit up ahead. I started walking towards it, though I still don't see how walking to a lake would help my problems.

I arrived at the edge of the lake. I sigh to myself, deciding to maybe take a cupful of water and drink some. Since the fruits from that tree looked like it was attacked by a nuclear color bomb or something, I think I'll just drink some water to keep my stomach full.

I cupped my hands together, taking a scoopful of water. I was about to drink it when I noticed a fish swimming by. If this was a normal situation, I would ignore and drink the water. But the fish, let me tell you, was color YELLOW with RED scales and a MOUSTAHCE.

It had a MOUSTACHE.

My jaw dropped and I dropped the water. The fish swam up with its head over the water and used its BLUE fin, waving a greeting at me.

My eye twitched before I used my hands and feet to back up. "W-w-w-what i-is that?!" I screamed. "That fish! It's red and yellow! And it's waving at me!"

The fish tilted its head to the side. "What is wrong?" it asked in a deep, male voice.

It took me a few moments to register what was happening. "It talked!" I screamed before holding my head and shook it. "I'm going crazy! Crazy I say! Crazy!"

Then the air suddenly felt cooler. Everything seemed darker, but yet when I saw ahead, I saw that everything was still bright. I swallowed a nervous lump and shakily looked up.

"AAAAAAH!"

Hovering above me, instead of huge hot air balloon or a plane, I saw a gigantic lizard. No, I'm not kidding. The lizard was so huge, it was probably bigger than two airplanes combined. And that wasn't even near exaggeration!

It had silver scales, and angel-like wings, which made me think that maybe I could have a heart attack at that moment. A lizard! A lizard has wings! What if spiders do too?!

The wings flapped, creating a huge gust of wind. It was so strong, that it swept me off my feet. My back collided against a tree.

"Ow!" I cried. When the wind stopped, I twitched when I fell face forward to the ground. "Stupid karma…" I muttered under my breath. I looked up and sobbed, "I know I have bad luck, but this is just a curse!"

Now that the flying lizard landed, I got a clear look of its face. But that didn't ease my nerves at all. In fact, the situation just got a whole lot worse the second I saw that thing's face.

My legs shook and I walked backwards slowly, hoping that it wouldn't notice my presence. If I dart off and run, it would probably notice the sudden movement on its side and kill me.

But I should've looked over my shoulder while doing so, because I felt my back touch a dirt wall. The feeling surprised me so much that I let out a quick yet loud yelp.

The lizard noticed me! It turned its head towards me.

"Waaaah!" I cried, waving my hands in front of me. "Please don't hurt me oh great lizard! I am in your debt! Please spare me! And don't eat me! I definitely taste weird! Er, I, uh, am a vegetarian! Uh, yeah! A vegetarian! Which means I'll probably taste like leaves! So please don't kill me!"

The lizard walked towards me, and I had nowhere to hide or run.

I started sobbing again. "Aaaah!" I cried. "I don't even know where I am! All I remember was waking up in this weird forest, and then seeing a weird fishie, and then now I'm going to die because of a huge but pretty lizard!"

"Haha, this is the first time a human has ever mistaken me to a lizard."

I stopped sobbing when I heard the voice. I looked around me, hoping to find a person around since the voice I heard seemed nearby. But the only living things that could talk as of the moment is me and the talking fish.

"I am not a lizard, little child. I am a dragon."

I blinked and looked up at the gigantic creature in front of me. Its mouth wasn't moving, but the voice was obviously coming from that thing.

"It can talk!" I yelled before holding my head again. "I can't believe it! I'm going insane!"

The lizard, or dragon as it called itself, dipped its head down in front of me. I took a wary step back. "Uh, it's not that I don't trust you or anything, but I'm talking with a huge lizard that could eat me. But if you are planning to eat me, I'm vegetarian! I'll taste weird!"

It chuckled. "I do not fancy the taste of humans. As far as my love for humans go, they do not exactly end up in my recipe dish. So rest assured, I will not eat you."

"How can I trust you?" I grumbled. I realized that it came out a bit louder than it should've been and waved my hands in front of me, a sign that I didn't mean it.

"N-no! I mean, uh, well!" I struggled to find enough words and try to appease the giant creature.

"Fret not, child." The dragon said before settling its scaly form down. It placed two of its legs forward and used it as a support for its head. Blue eyes were directed on me, and I couldn't help but feel at ease despite the situation.

"I am the Sky Dragon, Grandine." It said.

I blinked. "Grandine? That's an awfully feminine name." I stated. "And where have I heard about it before?"

Grandine hummed. "Maybe it's because of the legends most humans write about me, little one."

I shrugged before my eyes widened. "Wait, why do you always call me little?!" I yelled. "Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can tease me about my height!"

Grandine tilted her head to the side. "For a five year old, you seem very mature and grammar aware."

I blinked. "Five year old? What do you mean? I'm eighteen years old!"

"Um, I may not be as aware of age as humans are, but I am sure that you are five years old or near that age."

I twitched before darting towards the river. I took one peep at my reflection before screaming as if the devil is burning me alive with fire.

Holy crap! I do look like a five year old! And what's more, I don't even look like what I should be in five years old! I mean, I know I should be freaking out about being turned into a mini-munchkin, but there was a tiny fact about my appearance that I found way more important than my age…

"Where the hell did I get blue hair?!" I cried, pulling the short mop of blue hair on my head. "I know I didn't dye it last night! Hell, I would never dye it blue! At least pink or red, but honestly, why effing blue?!"

I probably looked crazy now to Grandine. Who wouldn't? If a normal man would see a 5 year old little girl yelling curses willy-nilly about blue hair while being watched by a humongous dragon, yeah, I think he would consider going to a doctor.

"Child!" Grandine called, surprising me.

I pouted. "Don't call me that!" I snapped. "I have a name, you know!"

"And what is that?"

I opened my mouth to answer, but no noise came out. I blinked, thinking back. Then horrible realization dawned into me.

"I-I can't remember." I stuttered out. "I can't remember! Why can't I remember?!"

Grandine sigh as I went into freak out session two. She lowered her head in front of me and nudged me lightly, snapping me out of my freak out session.

"Your magic power is different," she stated. "Though you are only a child, your magic power is too… unique in a way."

"Magic power?" I ask quietly, yet confused. "What do you mean?"

"It's the magical energy inside a human that grows and matures over time." Grandine explained. "Though I am surprised that a young child like you has. Only a few percent of humans receive this talent."

I momentarily forgot about my problems and looked at Grandine in confusion. "You mean that human energy ish those monks talk about?" I asked. "Like chi energy or chakra or whatra?"

Grandine chuckled. "No, we call it magic power."

I blew a stray strand of alien blue hair away from my face. "Hmph, if this was a sci-fi movie, this would mostly be like teleportation to the past." I grumbled before snickering at my own inside joke. "Ha! I probably am in year 1097!"

"Um, dear," Grandine started.

"Yeah?"

"… the year is x776."

My jaw dropped. I closed my eyes, exhaled, and opened my eyes and clasped my hands together in a well-mannered and proper lady-ish way.

"Well shit."

[A/N:] This is just the introductory by the way. Next chapter will be up as soon as I update my other FT fanfic, "Radiant Light". :)