Weapons-grade cuteness should be abused for all it's worth.

Sawada Tsunayoshi was never quite aware of the fact, but still proceeded to make excellent-and terrifying-use of it.

Or how the Vongola Decimo is a Weapon of Mass Seduction by being a cluelessly adorable little shit.

-And So It Begins-

"Please. For me?" The brown eyes widened while a shiny sheen of tears spread. The pink lip curled adorably into a pout. It wobbled at a speed unconsciously and perfectly calculated to evoke the most favorable response. His hands were clasped and at waist level, making his already delicate frame seem even more-dare he say it-cute.

"Hn." Hibari tried looking away. Really, he did. But somehow, that herbivore's Invisible Aura of Herbivorous-ness was drawing his gaze back in.

No! He is a carnivore! He will resist the urge to agree to whatever Sawada wanted of him!

Those eyes widened even more. "Please? I promise to have a spar with you after."

It was getting harder to resist, especially now that he had a valid get-a-spar promise that he will definitely get his money's worth for. But he was Hibari Kyouya, damn it, and not even this ridiculously cute omnivore (because seriously, that pout is lethal) will make him submit!

"..."

"..."

"...wao."

...fuck.

Tsuna's pout disappeared as quickly as it had came. "Thank you, Hibari-san! I really appreciate this!"

Sweet Namimori, the flowers and sparkles coming off of that hormonally charged smile were horrifyingly potent. Hibari reminded himself to add extensive annotations to the Foundation dossier on Sawada Tsunayoshi. Complete with photos. And possibly a stern warning to any herbivores who cannot resist. Dear lord, the power that the man possessed was extraordinary

Because clearly, someone needed to warn the world.

"Oh, and Hibari-san? Please try not to kill anyone at the ball."

Hibari got out of there as fast as possible. If he stared any longer at that face, he would probably do something he would regret.

Curse my tsundere tendencies!

Sawada Tsunayoshi was never told about the effect he has on other people, and since he was so thickheaded and dense sometimes, he never figured it out on his own.

Thus, the Vongola Decimo basically went around unknowingly charming everyone around him in unconsciously indecent ways.

It was the start of the Second Golden Age of Vongola.

Unknown to the Decimo himself, it is also known as the Age of Too Cute.

AN: Ahahaha I don't know what I'm doing. I found this thing gathering dust on my hard drive and thought, why not?

It's a bit short, and I kinda want to expand it into a drabble series of Tsuna weaponizing his cuteness on the others of the KHR universe, but meh.

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