Hello, bonjour, konnichiwa, and salutations. I'm sure some of you are wondering 'why are you creating a new fanfiction again' or thinking 'stop making new stuff and update your old stuff!'. This was a recent idea after reading an adult comic and is rated M for the future. What it is should be easy to guess, but I'm rambling. One last thing, this is the first Multi-crossover with a harem that spans across the various series. So, let's get this show on the road before zombies come eat my brains.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or any series from anime and games that are involved. Neither does my co-writer shadowwriter329; that is unless he's holding out on me.

~Chapter 1: Back to School?~

Naruto looked around the empty lobby of the inn. "So where is the guy that given our mission?"

Sakura gave him a deadpan look, "I don't know Naruto; just be patient."

Naruto pouted but said nothing. He glanced around the lobby and saw the others that were selected for this mission. Hinata was looking at the artwork on the wall while Tenten was getting antsy and tossing a kunai up and down lazily. Temari, who was helping with some missions as a way to help pay back the village for saving Gaara, was leaning against front desk waiting. Sakura and Ino were talking by the door but Naruto was getting stir crazy. When Tsunade given them the mission she said she picked them all for mission based on the skilled they had and what the client was looking for. What those skills were though Tsunade was very vague about it.

Naruto sighed again but before he could say anything he heard something, voices speaking softly and almost unable to be heard by anyone. The others must have heard it as well as they stopped and looked around. Naruto suddenly felt very tired for some reason. He swayed on his feet before he fell over. He tried to stay awake before he heard the sound of the others also hitting the ground. As his vision started to go black the last thing he saw was a person standing over him, the form showing it was a woman.

Naruto groaned as he woke up again. He jumped slightly as the room jumps at a bump. 'Wait what?' Naruto sat up to see a strange sight. He was on some strange room that bounced every so often. He was in a leather seat and next to him was Hinata. She looked around and found his other teammates were in seat and awake. He noticed the window, which showed the scenery moving at fast speeds. Then he heard a groan, which caused him to turn. Sakura was kneeling next to a guy who looked sick but Naruto had to rub his eyes seeing his hair, which while spiky was just as pink as hers. Her hands were glowing showing she was trying to help him, "So he get motion sickness all the time?" she asked.

"Yes, he gets like this when riding anything as simple as a cart to a boat to this…whatever it is."

Naruto turned pass Sakura to see they were not alone. Several other people were sitting behind them, a red headed girl wearing armor, a blond girl with large breast and showing a lot of it. A guy who was no shirt on and next to him was a blue hair woman who was fawning over him. And next to the red head was a girl with long white hair. Naruto blinked seeing the strange group, "Ummm, what's going on?"

"We're not sure either." The red haired woman said getting their attention before she continued, "One moment we were asked to meet someone for a mission, and the next we're ambushed and asleep."

"Sounds similar to what happened to us, but we seem fine, despite the wardrobe change." Ino said as she did remember something as well and that's when everyone, or at least Naruto, noticed that he wasn't wearing his mission outfit, but instead a strange outfit consisting of a black blazer and purple slacks with a purple tie around his neck.

"I don't know about Natsu, but we do look fine." Said the other blonde girl in the strange vehicle, as it kept moving.

"Next stop: Aensland Academy." The bus driver said, getting everyone's attention.

"NOOO! I don't wanna go back to school!" Naruto said, as Sakura rolled her eyes, again.

"Why would someone kidnap us and send us to a school?" Asked the red haired woman, but none of them could answer the question as the bus pulled into what seemed to be a scenic and ideal place. The school itself was a large main building with a few smaller ones, which served a library, dojo/gym and dorms, which were right next to each other, the forest around was full of many different types of tree but most were of Sakura tree in full bloom. The group was in awe before the bus stopped in front of the gate and the door open. The driver shut the bus off and got up, "Alright everyone it's time to get off."

Now that the bus had stop moving the pink hair boy recovered almost at once, "Alright we are finally done!" and he got up before he ran, pushing the driver aside and panted on the solid ground "I'm never going into that thing again."

"That was fast," Sakura muttered seeing him get up like that, "He recovered faster than you usually do Naruto."

Naruto tilted his head, "Yeah but at least I don't get motion sickness like that."

"Come now everyone else should be here as well." The driver slightly irritated at getting knocked over by Natsu.

The other figured they might as well before they all got off. Natsu was looking at his clothes, which were like Naruto but had his scale like scarf. "What they hell? Did the stripper change my clothes?"

'Stripper', as they figured from the face the other male besides Naruto was wearing only his boxer and glaring at Natsu, "No I did not! Why the hell would I even so much as pick so a sock of your flame brain?!"

The shinobi blinked at the two argued and Naruto could not help but be reminded of how he used to act with Sasuke before he defected. The group that came with the two all but sighed expect for the blue hair girl which glared at the new girls. Natsu finally asked why they were there to which his rival answered. "….School!? No way in hell am I going!"

Naruto chuckled at this. He felt like he could get along with the pink hair teen. The fact he also looked like a fighter helped. The driver got off and led the way, to which Naruto and Natsu tried to sneak away but were caught, tied up and dragged by both Sakura and the red hair girl. The two had a look of respect for each other for their actions to their group idiot.

As they entered the courtyard before the main building they found a lot of other students there. They all looked roughly the same age range and all had the same uniform. One would notice that most of the students were girls. Of the students several stood out, a red hair pig-tailed girl was arguing with another group of girl with different hair colors. A tall boy with orange hair (To which Naruto thought was cool) was glaring at a boy in glasses while a red hair girl was groping a girl with long orange hair and large breast. Naruto had a slight nose bleed here with the action of the girl groping and the size of the breast. Then Naruto notice several fights seem almost ready to break out.

Two dark skinned teens and a brown hair fair skin girl seem to be facing off against two different girls, one black hair fair skin and had an ornament in her hair while the other had a long braid. The two girls in front glared at one another but ready to move.

A way over a woman with pale with a slight green tint skin and black hair with the same tint stood in a stance against a red hair girl also in a stance. The difference was the woman had her hand filled with what looked like green fire.

A different group of teen and a few girl with even strange skin tone with one really tan almost orange, a pale one and one that was a pale gray. They looked ready to fight with two girls floating in the air.

A sharp whistle was heard and everyone's attention was pulled to the front steps. A tall woman with teal hair in a fancy business suit with a short skirt stood on the top step. "Alright everyone I know some of you are confused about the situation but we shall get to that all momentarily. My name is Morrigan Aensland head mistress and founder of Aensland Academy."

'Have I seen her before?' Naruto thought and so did a lot of other people, as she seemed familiar, but she continued.

"The first order of business is to explain why you are all here, and I'm sure some of you have noticed that you have been changed out of the clothes you originally had. Your new clothes are the school uniforms for my academy. The first rule that I should mention is that unless it's a sparring match with an observer, there is to be no fighting with each other on this campus, and I also suggest that any agendas or personal grudges you had outside this campus is left outside. Some of you may not have come from technologically advanced homes, and are even more confused. Everyone here is to learn and make new bonds and friendships from you the new students. Now, you will soon divide up into groups on gender lines to be shown the dorms and then to the classes. Now with that little introduction out of the way, it's time get familiar with this school." She then started walking up the steps and from the building were two individuals, one had blue hair and was an attractive woman while the other was a wolfish looking man with grey hair. The group slowly started to follow her even if other seem to rather not. Those that were about to fight made it a point to either walk ahead of their opponents. Well expect for the green woman who made it a point to walk next to the red head teen with a smirk. Naruto noticed the pig-tail girl seemed to be dragged by another group of girls. "C'mon Ranma let's go."

"But I don't want to go to some stupid school. How can I even go train if I have to stay and learn some stupid lesson all day?"

The word 'train' got Naruto's attention. He looked at her, "So you like to train too?"

Ranma blinked and looked at Naruto. Seeing him not only grinning at her like that but the fact he was also tied up and being dragged along told her the guy was like him/her…minus the curse part she hoped. "Yeah I'm a martial artist and I rather be training then in school."

"Oh you guys will have plenty of time to train." A man's voice said. They turned to see the tall man that was leading the way walking not far from them, "You see in every group there is at least one person that knows how to fight. Each have their own skill that most have never seen before. You will be trained not only how to master your style but able to fight with and against each other."

Natsu Naruto and Ranma all looked excited about this. The man chuckled, "But first let get you guys and girls into your dorms. You will be given roommates so you all have an opportunity to learn about each other and their homes. And don't worry about not understanding each other."

Sakura blinked, "What do you mean?"

The man chuckled, "We have kids from all over and many have different languages they speak…even you three groups speak a different languages and yet you understand each other. There is a language spell around the grounds and the school itself. When you talk to someone they hear if as if they are speaking your language and vice versa. Make the students able to talk to each other much easier."

The group blinked as they looked at one another, as they never even noticed before.

Soon they were at the dorms and the groups spilt off. There were fewer guys then girls but the dorms were still the same size. Naruto found his name on the broad with his number and he had a roommate. He walked up the stairs and found the kid already inside. The fellow blond smiled at Naruto, "Hey there, name's Ron; Ron stoppable." "Uzumaki Naruto Ron." Ron went to shake his hand and Naruto also shook his hand.

"Cool, you're Japanese. I know someone that's Japanese." Naruto wasn't sure what Ron meant by that, but he figured that Ron was just using a nation from wherever he was from. That was when Ron's pocket and showed a Naked Mole Rat, "And this is my little buddy Rufus."

"Hiya." Rufus said and Naruto thought this guy was cool. It was going to be the start of a good friendship.

Sakura was getting settled in and noticed that her roommate was one of the dark skinned teens that was going to fight with the dark haired girl with a hair ornament.

"I guess this means we're roommates, my name's Katara." Katara introduced herself, and Sakura accepted the greeting.

"Haruno Sakura, and I hope we can get along." Katara nodded before she looked embarrassed. Then she asked "Umm, can I ask you…" with a nod from Sakura she went on, "Your hair…is it really that color?"

Sakura smiled figuring the girl never hair like her before, "Yep this is my natural hair color. No idea where it came from as my dad has red hair and my mom is blond."

Katara nodded, "You see back home, I never seen hair like that before. Anyone I ever seen was either different shades of black different shades of brown or a reddish brown. I never seen hair like your, or a bright yellow like your friends or a shade of red like that one girl you were with."

Sakura nodded recalling Erza's hair. "Yeah I can understand why it seems strange. I seen some weird hair colors myself on missions and such. So what can you do? I'm a medic ninja."

Katara had no idea what a 'ninja' was but she did understand medic. "Oh you're a healer? I can heal too with my water bending."

"Water bending?" Sakura repeated confused.

Seeing as Sakura had no idea what that was Katara held her hand to the pitcher of water on the side table and the water rose into the air. Sakura was amazed as she watched Katara move the water around with a few water bending tricks. Katara had a small smile on her face and could not help but think of how Aang acted when he showed off his air bending tricks.

She was having the water stream twirl around her body like a ribbon when the door open and another girl with pink hair and glasses walked in. Katara paused her bending and Sakura looked at her, "Oh you must be our other roommate Saya."

Saya blinked before she pointed at Katara, "How are you doing that!?"

"Huh?" Katara answered not expecting to be shouted at.

"I'm a genius and I know what you are doing should be impossible so..."

She was interrupted by a loud scream of anger and horror. "Umm, should we see what that was about?" Katara asked.

Saya shook her head, "No the teachers and dorm head should be able to handle it. Now tell me how you are able to do that."

~Time skip five minutes ago~

Ranma was in a bad mood as she was forced to head to her room. First she was stuck as a girl and no one gave her a chance to change back. Second was the fact the teacher kept pulling her towards the girl's dorm no matter what she said. And finally…she was in a skirt!

She opened the door with her name on it and was glad she was not rooming with Akane, Shampoo or any other girl she knew. She supposed Kasumi might not be bad but she was still stuck like this. She opened the door to see a girl who looked blind and a girl who was walking on her hands and bending in a weird way. Said girl looked her way and got a big grin on her face before she flipped and straitened herself, "Yay! Another girl to hang out with!"

Ranma grimaced, "Actually, I'm not a girl."

Both girls blinked, "B-b-but you look like one." The blind(?) looking girl asked.

Ranma shrugged, "I'm prove it to yeah, just get me some hot water."

Hinata got up to the bathroom and got the water like she had requested. Once getting the water Ranma ducked it onto her head much to the other girls' shocked. But none was more shocked then Ranma when she did not change back into a boy. She ran to the bathroom and ran the hot water. She kept splashing the water on her face several times before she dunked her head under it. As she lifted her head up shaking as she looked at her girl form in the mirror all she could do was scream as loud as she could. "A-a-are you alright?" The blind(?) girl asked as Ranma stared in horror that he was now permanently a she.

"I was supposed to change back to a guy when splashed with hot water! Why didn't it work?!" Ranma asked as she started to panic at the implication of being a girl twenty-four seven, and the possibility that she could never directly introduce herself to her mother without being forced to commit seppuku.

"I don't know what's going on, but why don't you start by explaining why you think that hot water would turn you into a boy? You might feel better that way. My name's Ty-Lee." Ty Lee suggested and Ranma explained that he was cursed by being dowsed in a spring in China while training with his, now her, father and that after being dowsed in the Spring of Drowned Girl he came up a she.

"Wow, that's a weird tale. I never heard of a training ground like that." Ty-Lee said, as she and Hinata never heard of a place called China. Ranma snorted, "Yeah I'm sure. We did not think much of it nor did we think it was curse. Pops just thought it was a legendary training ground. Now not only do I turn into a girl when wet but now I'm stuck as one."

Hinata frowned before she said, "Umm, may-maybe the headmistress can h-help."

Ty Lee got to her feet, "Yeah! If she can bring Azula and the others here then she can fix this problem."

Ranma looked at them but looked confident "Alright let's go!"

"It seems you were correct Tenten and the matter was settled by the dorm head." Erza said from her spot on her bed.

Tenten nodded, "Like I said, they went to a lot of trouble to bring us all here and would not want anything to happen to us if they can help it."

Saeko nodded, "Yes while I was offered a full scholarship as did my friends you were on a mission before being forced here."

Erza frowned, "I would still like a word with the head mistress about her method of bringing us here. If she properly filled out her request then she might have gotten more students from our guild to learn from here. If it is as she says then this could benefit our guild."

"It still amazes me about this guild and of mages." Tenten said recalling of what Erza explained about mages, the guilds, the ranks, the request they can take and magic in general. "It reminds me of my village but at a smaller scale."

Erza smiled, "Yes I see how your village works on a much larger scale then us but the jutsu you mention before sounds a lot like our magic."

Tenten chuckled, "Yeah but I think I like your magic the most. To be able to pull armor and weapons from a different dimension would make getting all my weapons out and easy to use a lot easier."

Saeko smiled, "And the fact you are considered an S class mage shows your skill. The magic you have may be somewhat common as you said but your skill with the weapons and armor makes you a worthy opponent. I would very much like to face you in a spar sometime."

Tenten nodded, "Yeah, I want to see what your ex-quip magic can do against my weapons."

Erza chuckled, "Well I was told we will be able to train in fighting so I don't see why not. I'm looking forward to it."

Three more individuals were meeting for the first time in their room, Cana Alberone from Fairy Tail had managed to sneak booze on to the campus, and did feel a little off being in a uniform like this as she eyed her roommates.

"I guess we're all gonna be roomies here at Aensland. My name's Tara." The blonde haired semi-frizzy haired girl said with a cheery tone, the only other person that was here was a pale girl with purple hair and a crimson gem-like object on her forehead.

"Raven." The purple haired girl said simply as she sat indian style and felt the energies in the school. Raven felt that there was more to Aensland Academy then was let on, especially since she felt a number of mystical signatures, including the magic from the brown haired girl as well.

"I'm Cana Alberone, and I guess we'll be sharing this room. Just don't touch my booze." Cana then took a large drink from what little wine she managed to successfully sneak on the campus; surprising Tara since she thought it wasn't a good idea to drink alcohol on school grounds. Tara blinked seeing her drink, "Ummm, should you be drinking that? Aren't you underage?"

Cana scoffed, "Kid I've been drinking when I was younger then you and this small amount will do nothing. I'm use to drinking whole barrels straight from them. I will be going through terrible withdrawal in no time," she moaned this last part before she placed the wine aside and brought out her cards and started to spread them out. Tara looked interested "What are you doing?" she asked moving over to Cana's bed for a closer look.

Cana smirked, "Getting a reading of this place. Something is not right and hopefully my cards can show me what's up."

Raven open her eyes hearing this while Tara had stars in her yes, "You can us magic?" they both asked although Tara's was a more excited tone.

Cana nodded as she flipped some of the cards over, "Yeah I'm mage. All of my friends that came her are mages. I'm part of the fairy tail guild. I would show you my mark but it is all covered up."

Tara was all hyped to see real magic while Raven was quite. 'At lease I understand why I sense magical power from her and several others. They all can use magic. How many more can use magic as well?' "So see anything?" Raven asked.

Cana scowled, "There is a lot of magical energy flowing through the school and the grounds. It's making it harder to see anything."

Tara pouted at this but asked, "So what other kind of magic can you use?"

Cana saw how excited Tara was and smiled seeing this kind of reaction before but with little kids mostly that rarely see magic. "I can use card magic." She answered holding a card with two fingers, "I can use a few other bits of magic as well but some of my friends have magic I can't use."

Tara nodded, "You think they could teach me any?" she got a look from Raven

Cana chuckled, "No idea, they can try but you might not be able to use magic."

Tara frowned sadly and Cana felt bad, like she kicked a puppy, "But it does not mean we can't show you magic. And there some magic items that anyone can use. I'm sure Erza has some with her and you can use them."

Tara beamed and jumped up with a cheer while Raven muttered to Cana, "Nice save"

Cana nodded, "Yeah but who knows she might be able to use magic. Though if she can ever make a spell to turn water into wine then she would be some sort of god," raven sweat dropped at Cana being depressed with the lack of alcohol.

"Time for light's out! The first day's tomorrow so it's time to get some beauty sleep." Came the call of the dorm matron, Felicia, as she made her rounds for the night. The girls then put away anything they had out to get some sleep, even if Cana wished she could have more wine or beer.

A similar thing was happening in the boy's dorm with the Dorm Head, Jon Talbain, calling out light's out for the boys.

"Ah man, and now I can't listen to anymore cool ninja stories." Ron said as he was intently listening to Naruto's stories, and Naruto was happy that he had a friend that wasn't a ninja. He had friends, but most either tried to learn his secrets or kill him at first meeting.

"I really don't like this mission." Naruto said as he claimed his bed and Ron claimed his. The two drifted off to dreamland for the first day of this place.

Little did anyone know, that the headmistress, Morrigan Aensland, was observing them all in many ways. She only looked at a few individuals, and licked her lips.

'Well, it seems we have a good deal of potential here, and all that's needed is a bit of patience.' She thought, but let them have their conversations in private; she looked but did not listen, and was already beginning her plans for the students. One that she would see fruition, for no one would discover what it was until it was too late.