With special thanks to Heroi Oscura, GreenPokeGuy and The-Normal-Twit. And, most importantly, my dad. It took three weeks, but you finally made me a bacon roll and started all of this.

It wasn't like she even wanted it, and if Bridgette hadn't decided to visit Geoff on a long weekend instead of coming with her for their spa day, she would most definitely be frowning at Courtney right now. But as soon as she aroma hit her nose, her stomach grumbled and Courtney knew what she wanted.

She wanted bacon.

It wasn't unusual for her to find Duncan in her apartment, he liked to spend his time there instead of at his parents place. But Courtney had never seen him cook before. Maybe the odd slice of toast, but nothing that smelled as great as what he was cooking right now.

Courtney entered the tiny kitchen, licking her lips at the sight of the plate. There were several grease marks where it looked like half a packet of juicy strips had been lying.

"Duncan, can I have some bacon?"Duncan looked up from the newspaper, one eyebrow raised. "Please?" She begged, the puppy dog eyes coming out.

"No way!" Duncan replied, almost choking on his pork heaven. "This is my bacon."

"Excuse me?"

"If you want some bacon, make your own, Princess." Duncan turned his head back to the newspaper, ignoring Courtney's angry scowl.

She watched him for a moment, waiting for him to go for the last piece, daring him to grab it. And as soon as his hand reached out, Courtney dived. Their hands collided and the sacred last piece of bacon almost fell to the floor if it wasn't for Courtney's quick reflexes. Both fo their finger tips locked around the single slice, pulling it towards their own mouths at the same time, both determined to not lose the last slice to the other.

Their mouths battled, their teeth chomping down and their throats swallowing whole chunks, until there was no bacon and Duncan locked his fingers around Courtney's cheeks, making sure her lips did not move away from his.

"Mmmm...Duncan!" Courtney gasped, her cheeks flushing red. She wiggled her hips, wanting to get up, but his hands now had a firm grasp around her waist. "Ew!" Courtney screeched, "You-you-!"

Duncan smirked, "Ogre?"

"Pig!" She snarled, "Ugh! You get turned on to easily, it disgusts me!"

"But pigs make bacon, which you want, so you want me?" Duncan wriggled his eye-brows.

Courtney gasped, blushing, "Are you still?"

"Hard. Oh, yeah."

A/N: So this was a train wreck...more of a drabble than an actual oneshot.

My dad made me some bacon and this is what happens when you tell people that and soon after say you don't know what to write about.

Thank you to Heroi, Green and Normal for putting more work into this than I did!

Thanks for reading, please review (:

Love, ChloeRhiannonX