"When Moe Meets Mike"

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with World Wrestling Entertainment or the Simpsons. WWE and it's wrestlers were owned by Vince McMahon and The Simpsons is owned by FOX and it's creator, Matt Groening. Anyway, here's a little idea I thought of, and I hope that you'll like it!

Moe was busy wiping up beersteins on a dreary night inside Moe's Tavern. It was quite boring having to clean up the rest of the glasses, due to the rest of his friends rotting their brains out with booze 24/7, but he was proud of his job nonetheless. However, Moe was about to get a wake-up call of his life when his phone rang.

"Hold on, I'm getting it!" Moe exclaimed, still wiping up the glass as hard as he can.

After he finished up with the glass, Moe quickly rushed over to the phone, where he managed to answer it on time.

"Moe's Tavern, how can I help ya?" The bartender spoke on the phone.

"Yeah, I'm looking for a guy named Mike." The caller said, "First name's Mike and last name is Lient-Brock-Lesnar-Conquered-The-Undertaker's-Undefeated-Streak-At-Wrestlemania!"

"All right, I'll see if he's here," Moe muttered before looking over at the entire bar. "Everyone, is Mike Lient-Brock-Lesnar-Conquered-The-Undertaker's-Undefeated-Streak-At-Wrestlemania here?"

There was no answer among the bar's usual patrons. Not saying it loud enough, Moe ended up raising his voice to the entire bar.

"Hey everybody," Moe replied, "MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA!"

But then, the entire bar started cussing and shouting at Moe rudely for bringing that up. Apparently, he didn't know the entire Springfield region and around Moe's Tavern were mostly Undertaker fans deep down. The caller however, started laughing like crazy. Annoyed, Moe spoke back to the caller.

"You little prick!" Moe shouted to the caller, "When I find out who you are, I'll take my boot, fry it up, and stick it up your ass while I nail you to the frickin' cross! Count on that!"

Annoyed, Moe hung up the phone and muttered to himself. Homer Simpson, with a beer in his hand, looked right at Moe.

"Truth is," Homer sighed, "I actually wanted Brock Lesnar to beat the Undertaker."

"You're not coming to my bar anymore." Moe said to Homer.

Meanwhile, outside of Moe's Tavern, a black Maserati was parked outside while a fat evil man chuckled on the background. Apparently, he had a cell phone in hand, which showed the description of the place he called: Moe's Tavern.

Of course with his bulky frame, signature bald head, and a desire for bragging about his favorite sentence in the whole wide world regarding his client breaking a legendary streak, he had no choice but to laugh.

After all, it was only coming from one man:

Paul Heyman.

With a smirk on his face, he twiddled his phone in such sick delight.

"Man, how I love to troll people off..." He smiled to himself.

He then hung up and drove off, leaving one dissatisfied prank call victim in Moe Szyslak himself.

Ouch, that's really gotta hurt for Moe. You really had to expect it would be coming from Bart, but it had to come from Paul Heyman all along. Anyway, what did you think about this? Let me know if you can! ^_^