Hermione! Please wait!
What now!?
I just want to say... Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
I don't have braces.
You're not a nerd!
I'm not?
No, you're just a girl who is as intelligent as she is beautiful~
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Damn.
...
You shouldn't wear makeup, Hermione, it's messing with perfection.
Do I look like the kind of bimbo who wears make up in school when it's against the rules?
No...?
That's what I thought.
...
Hey, Hermione, wanna come over to my place during the holidays? *wiggles eyebrows*
I don't know, can two people fit under a rock?
Hey! I'll have you know that Malfoy Manor is absolutely huge!
Must be compensating for something, *cough cough*.
What? Oh-hey!
...
Come on, Hermione, I know you want me.
To leave.
Ouch.
...
Hey, I'm a photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours.
Hey, I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours.
What's a plastic surgeon?
Never mind.
...
Hey, Hermione, what are you doing on Friday night?
Not you.
:(
...
Hey Hermione, do you know karate, cause your body is kickin'!
Hmm, yes, would your crotch like another demonstration?
Nopenopenope
...
Good morning, Hermione, having a nice breakfast?
Well, I was until you came along.
... Anyway, I've been craving bacon, wanna strip?
I'm vegetarian.
Really?
No.
...
Hermione, I love you.
Me too!
Bu-wait, you love me too?
Uhm no. I love ME, too.
...
You know, Hermione, sometimes I wonder how you got to be so absolutely beautiful.
I think I got your share.
...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Would it help if I said,
I really do love you?
No.
Aw.
...
Malfoy!
I knew you were stupid, but I didn't think you were stupid enough to forget that Malfoy is your name, not mine.
Well, it'll soon be both our names ;)
...
...
You know, Hermione, I'm sure I can live up to all your Great Expectations!
...Did you... Did you just quote a Muggle book?
Yeah?
I just... wow. That's... I'm impressed.
So... Will you go out with me?
No.
...
Hermione, kiss me?
-Five Seconds Later-
*walks away*
Did Hermione Granger just kiss me? *collapses*
*giggles* I still hate you.